Poor Jane will have learn to fly a plane so she can take her back home.
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I almost felt sorry for her when watching her home account Instagram stories, saying about how she wants her own family. Obviously saying she wants a child so they can decorate the Christmas tree together, have their friends round and play Christmas games. .she really doesn't have a clue.
I have a little one and it's an endless game of keeping them away from the tree, picking up all their shite at the end of the evening and what even is "Christmas Games"?!
I almost felt sorry for her when watching her home account Instagram stories, saying about how she wants her own family. Obviously saying she wants a child so they can decorate the Christmas tree together, have their friends round and play Christmas games. .she really doesn't have a clue.
I have a little one and it's an endless game of keeping them away from the tree, picking up all their shite at the end of the evening and what even is "Christmas Games"?!
She wants the easy TV version of a child she could never cope with a real one 24/7
especially as she's adamant that she wants to be a single parent so twice the amount of work
dunno how she's gonna conceive it either
Oh her latest stories infuriated me... she does not have a f#cking clue about parenthood
“Im going to be such a good mum”...yeah, sure you will be. You’ll over feed them, keep them indoors all the time, teach them they’re better than absolutely everybody and that granny Jane is their personal slave.
also - that Bloom & Wild Christmas tree is tit.
also - that Bloom & Wild Christmas tree is tit.
I’ve said this before, but I really don’t think she necessarily wants a child. Because, as many have pointed out here, kids are hard work and Gabbie is workshy. She just wants something to make her feel like she has a purpose. Her life is literally completely empty bar her mum and cat. This is why she moves constantly and is throwing layer after layer of paint at any surface she can find. She’s trying to fill a void... at least in my opinion.
I 100% agree with you
definitely, also she has tried filling the void with various plastic surgeries and changing her looks.
I think she thinks a child will make her happy - same thing she probably thought about every surgery, every house move, every re-paint etc.
And I'm blocked for telling her some home truths!
She wants twins also. So I'm guessing she wants IVF as she doesn't want a partner, she wants to be alone and there's a higher chance or multiple babies with IVF pregnancies. She's an idiot. I've two kids with 11 months between them and it's bloody hard work. Never mind twins
What did you do?
And there’s also the blindingly obvious thing - she would not make a good parent. I know that sounds harsh, but she NEEDS to get her head straight before bringing another person into the Lindley House of Horrors. Kids are like sponges, and for the first 5 years or so she will be responsible for the primary socialisation of that child. With all her food and body issues, plus her general nasty, vindictive character... it sounds like a recipe for disaster. I’m a firm believer that some people just shouldn’t reproduce, and she is one of them. Sure, she’s got the money to feed and clothe a child. The kid wouldn’t go cold or hungry. But it takes more than just money to raise another human being.
100% agree with other comments that she wants a child to fill that gap and she thinks it will solve loneliness - when in my opinion it can make u more lonely and isolated!!! I have a 2 year old, my partner works long days and omg talk about hard work being a mum. It’s so draining having someone hanging on to you all day and having to constantly be ‘switched on’. (Of course I adore him to bits and wouldn’t change him for the world) but it really annoys me when she discusses being a mum and it’s all about fun & games and creating family traditions. Yes of course that’s a part of parenting and starting a family but what about those times when your child has a tantrum at every game u suggest and nothing’s good enough or when you’ve been up half the night with them and you’ve still go to be the one that does everything for your little human. And the “I’m going to be such a good mum” it takes more than those things she mentioned to be a good mum 
Also just writing this she’s deleted the stories now lol..
Also just writing this she’s deleted the stories now lol..
This girl has the weirdest mentality. Already taking down her Christmas tree because she won’t have time in the new year? Why put it up all together? So odd
Her new home bits vid has lots of 'shady' comments, I'm surprised she hasn't deleted them yet.
Her latest stories on her home account, I can’t figure out if she comes across a little bit deranged or if I feel a bit sorry for her 
She’s got this image in her head of how she’ll be so happy with this perfect life and family but until she sorts out whatever deep rooted issues she’s got it’s not going to make her happy
She’s got this image in her head of how she’ll be so happy with this perfect life and family but until she sorts out whatever deep rooted issues she’s got it’s not going to make her happyto Gabby it most likely means how many bags of chocolate, crisps and Starbucks drinks can be consumed in 24 hours whilst playing I Spy from the car your mum is driving you around in...
or maybe it’s simply how fast one can undo all the unnecessary surgeries one had that year...
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No #AD in the title of her new sponsored video I see. Why didn’t anyone tell me it was one rule for Gabriella, another rule for the rest of the world?
She’s turned comments off now
Why on earth would you take your tree down on the 10th December?! I’d rather take it down in January than now!
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