Okay I'm so late to the party but I've binge-read about 3000 threads and have some things to add.
I dont know exactly where she lives, nor do I want to know as that's mega creepy, but I know she must live near me as she goes to all the places I do. I've seen her walking down George Street in Hove and a) she walks like she has a stick up her arse/that she's shit herself, which is a possibility and b) has a camel toe. Sort it out.
She lives in HOVE, not Brighton. She's desperate to be quirky and associate herself with Brighton but if you actually lived in Hove and claimed to a local you actually lived in Brighton they'd be like.. you live in Hove, don't lie? Its just weird.
In her 'life of a small business owner' tiktok she said about getting a taxi because it would be a half hour walk home. Ugh, Gabbie, why not just say you're lazy? The post offices she's talking about are no more than a 10 minute walk apart, we live in a dense urban area! And sorry but the parcels she's posting are pins and prints, you'd need to be carrying a hell of a lot more than she was to justify a bloody taxi
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and since she's trying to do more steps, if it was 30 minutes you could get a good 3-4000 steps in if she was actually bothered? Its so jarring to watch her lie about SUCH SMALL THINGS. Say you can't be fucked walking, we'd all take the piss but at least you'd be honest.
Say what you want about Helen Anderson about trying to be quirky or whatever but at least she says outright when she's having a shit day and has done fuck all, and any beef people have with her recently concern FRIENDS which Gabs doesn't have.
I for sure hate-watch her which I get is a bit sad but she's like a train wreck I cant look away from!
Can we all collectively laugh at how she must think to herself 'thank GOD for coronavirus because I can justify having no friends on social media and blame it on a pandemic?'
And to be clear, I dont advocate for online bullying and wouldn't troll the woman on her socials. In fact, when she was having a full on meltdown/mental health breakdown/cry/borderline suicide threats on Instagram about being lonely earlier this year I DMed her to say I thought I was close by and if she ever felt out of control that she could reach out. I didnt expect a reply as I'm sure she had a million, but also she was clearly looking for replies so why wouldn't she take the opportunity to even just say thanks for the offer? Oh yeah, because she just wanted the attention, not the chance to actually interact with people in a real way
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