Does anybody want to make some guesses for the products in her upcoming range? We know about the plant lady tote, and the ugly cat pin ... but what else?
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Re the Chai incident...
chomp chomp
most likely after she giggled and said ewwww gross, it turned into a pork and apple sausage before her eyes and her sew chiseled jaw just took over......
chomp chomp
most likely after she giggled and said ewwww gross, it turned into a pork and apple sausage before her eyes and her sew chiseled jaw just took over......
I’ve changed my mind, I’m going as the penis lolly (you might remember it as “a big willy” from the what’s in my mouth challenge with Hobbie)
Poor chai
Poor chai
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She was deffo trying to turn hobbie on with that
Anyone want to go as her freezer stash of blended bolognese?
Seriously though, that’s less depressing than the current contents of her freezer.
Seriously though, that’s less depressing than the current contents of her freezer.
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She sure ruined Octewber for herself didn’t she.......now on to Newvembaaaah
This is what I was gonna go as!!
I’ll go as one of the tea towels she clean with or, that washing up brush she had stuck to the bath
I’m going as the psychotic expression she makes when she’s doing ads to her own reflection in her bathroom mirror
I know this is a joke but I am actually in love with the potato wedge dressGreetings my fellow scummy trolls!
I have hastily drawn a few oufits for Jewniper Mewn Fashion week 2020, for the Court CoutureCuhlecshun
I'll be adding a few more every day, since I only have time to draw them in between actual work stuff. I ask only that these images remain here, because I made these sketches exclusively for us scummy trolls' entertainment. They're a tacky attempt at campy and a bit avant garde
Due to the extensive amount of things to base inspiration from that are well and truly the essence of our Gob, I will be dividing the outfits into small groups. Also, please excuse the bad rendering and execution, I couldn't really justify using my quality art supplies and time for it so I made do with my basic stuff and bad lines. I also had to work hard to alter my drawing style for anonymity's sake.
Enjoy!
Group 1
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A closer look at each piece:
This pair should be inseparable since it represents the first half of the Lasagne & the potato wedges w/ ketchup side.
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The third piece for this group displays the tray and the second half of Lasagne as it cascades towards its aquatic demise.
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Lastly, we see our beloved Bathtub, as the pieces of Lasagne disperse and float into its depths.
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Next group
As it’s Halloween, I’m going as her iconic mona the vampire. It was either that or a tin of ham hock soup
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Anyone going as gabbies flared nostrils?
Honestly haven’t a clue how that would look
Honestly haven’t a clue how that would look
It is lovely and doubles as a girl holding a pumpkin with the sleeves/arms!I know this is a joke but I am actually in love with the potato wedge dress
really though, those sketches are beautiful!
Just think SNOUT, SNOUTAnyone going as gabbies flared nostrils?
Honestly haven’t a clue how that would look
and it will happen
Couple's costume: Nellie's eyes. Just have to stand on opposite sides of the room facing in a different direction.
Some other outfit ideas
That eyesore of a shower curtain
The missing pink tiles in her bathroom
The pink sofa
A cat on a mop
Margots eyeballs
Nellies balls (that she thinks are hillarious to show off to the internet)
Janes self respect (you can’t, it doesn’t exist)
That eyesore of a shower curtain
The missing pink tiles in her bathroom
The pink sofa
A cat on a mop
Margots eyeballs
Nellies balls (that she thinks are hillarious to show off to the internet)
Janes self respect (you can’t, it doesn’t exist)
New idea I want to go as the nose piercing she thought she was so bAdAsS for getting even though she cried and ran home when she went to meet Lucy and Lydia at Revs
This one truly killed me.
More outfit inspiration: Kitchen bin with some dirty plates stacked on top
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