If she thinks people have to buy her tit because they have to stay home, she can think again.
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Pleeeeease can I be Otterly Longbottom? 
Like "hmm... I hate my life, at risk of losing my job, I've got no food in the house and the kids are driving me round the bend. Let me add a scummy plagiarised print that has a hint of BO and ham to my wall to really push me over the edge
"
A list of her baby names for you all to use in court
Aqua
Doris
Mildred
Bessie
Tess
Blake
Magnolia
Elsie otter
coco
JUNIPER
maggie
Aura
York
Harper
Hunter
Nora
Liesl
Dash
Elijah
Suki
Silver
Summer
Sky
Sunday
Birdie
Robin
Lavender
Coal
Navy
Sunny
October
Tiger Lily
Bambi
Monica
Ember
Aspyn
Ocean
Primrose
There’s loads more but I can’t cope with watching her anymore
Aqua
Doris
Mildred
Bessie
Tess
Blake
Magnolia
Elsie otter
coco
JUNIPER
maggie
Aura
York
Harper
Hunter
Nora
Liesl
Dash
Elijah
Suki
Silver
Summer
Sky
Sunday
Birdie
Robin
Lavender
Coal
Navy
Sunny
October
Tiger Lily
Bambi
Monica
Ember
Aspyn
Ocean
Primrose
There’s loads more but I can’t cope with watching her anymore
Whoever is going as Monica needs to spell it Monika for extra salt in them wounds.
Haven't caught up, anyone claimed a stack of F&B cans? If so, I can pick a different shade for the sake of variety. 
Though now I want six of us to go as the cast of Friends.
I'm going to swoop in and steal Mona to really give her some supposed pop album ptsd
I'll take one for the team and go as Pheobe since she's Gabby's least favourite. Also I'm fab at singing Smelly Cat.
Can't forget Gunther. He has to be there so there's a man for her to be scared of.
Anyone think that Gabby will go to Sheffield before Thursday?
Anyone remember the time she went to see the new James Bond film...Spekta??? I’ll go as Daniel Craig
Either she will go or Jane will either stay there or come down to "help with the launch". Can't keep track of where Jane is right now, she's like Carmen Sandiego only much more boring.
She won't be able to will she? You're not supposed to travel to areas with a different tier I think and they're currently in Tier 3. Surely Jane will have to stay put?
Where In The World Is Juniper Jane?
It´s not like they follow the rules anyway, they might stay for a week at Gabbs and then go up north for a while.
I bet Gabby is getting "ill" again soon and has to take another break.
I want to be Camden longbottom - my outfit will be a habitat round mirror
I'll probs go as a scummy troll becos then I won't even need a costume!
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