Also... the whole “it’s a pamper day so I’m going to wash my hair”. Washing your hair shouldn’t be a “pamper” Gab it’s a basic necessity! Imagine thinking oooooh I’m going to treat myself and wash my hair?!
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It's pathetic when influenzas (sorry, influencers) have to retweet a link to their video on the same day.
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Yes but that isn’t their fault... it’s the YeWChOOb aLgOriThm! YeWChOOb is just mean and sew sew hater that they don’t go into subscription boxes!! It’s not because they’re past their prime and the only people that watch them are blind minions or hate watchers so they have to keep posting it themselves lol
G is for gabby, the grubbiest of them all
A is for all the tins of farrow and ball
B is for bacon, a three times daily treat
R is for ready meals, which she shouldn’t eat
I is for illnesses causing sleep til afternoon
E is for everything wrong with jewniper mewn
L is for lasagne bath, best hour of the week
L is for the loss of followers that she doesn’t seek
A is for after all of this, I don’t want to scorn her, just wish she’d grow up 10 years and finally turn a corner
A is for all the tins of farrow and ball
B is for bacon, a three times daily treat
R is for ready meals, which she shouldn’t eat
I is for illnesses causing sleep til afternoon
E is for everything wrong with jewniper mewn
L is for lasagne bath, best hour of the week
L is for the loss of followers that she doesn’t seek
A is for after all of this, I don’t want to scorn her, just wish she’d grow up 10 years and finally turn a corner
Yikes, only 19k views, 60 comments and hidden likes/dislikes
Felt inspired by the amazing Jewniper Jane artwork in the last thread 
wearing my velvetbl0cked badge with pride!
wearing my velvetbl0cked badge with pride!
Its the only option, I don't see any other alternatives. SorryOh god.. I told my partner about her lasagna in the bath and he replied "Yeah? I do it too. I just don't bathe in it." To then find out his best friend also eats food In the bathConsidering a divorce.
I mean.. why are you married anyway? Boys are sew mean and dangerous and I bet he does terribly bad horrible things like stand still in shopsIts the only option, I don't see any other alternatives. Sorry
You mean he goes shopping with you at all? BLOCKT
I can’t stop laughing - so she had this plate of lasagne plus chips AND THEN she decided to take a bath and eat the leftover lasagne and the whole tray actually fell in the water 
He's sew mean. Carrying my bags and looking out for me. Giving me my kids. Sew mean. How dare he.
The duck does somebody who's had a gastric sleeve surgery eat half a lasagne with chips? I just had a slice of lasagne for dinner that was smaller than that portion, and I could barely manage a salad with it, and that's without a surgically corrected stomach.I can’t stop laughing - so she had this plate of lasagne plus chips AND THEN she decided to take a bath and eat the leftover lasagne and the whole tray actually fell in the water
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Oh, I also wouldn't be able to stomach the other half, especially not when it's steeped in Gabby's crevasse juices from her bathwater.
I was going to say, that lasagne looked huge! I knew she wouldn’t save it for another day either as soon as she’d said she was only having half. Having it with chips as well as someone previously mentioned, I’d be flat out with heartburn in minutes!
Lasagne in the bath is actually very moisturizing and leaves my skin feeling soft, supple and smelling of Italy. Best added to the bath under hot running water, instead of plopping it in like Gabby does.
I love that you don’t need to fake tan afterwards as the orange grease residue does all the hard work for you
I feel like watching her latest video after a few glasses of wine, bet it’d be hysterical
Who the duck puts ketchup on a plate with lasagne? (or eats chips with lasagne, or eats lasagne in the bath, or eats lasagne out of a plastic cooking tray....)
But really, WHY THE KETCHUP?
But really, WHY THE KETCHUP?
More shots of the infamous lasagne
Omg did she say it looked d’lishuss! I’m glad not to have watched, I hate how she pronounces delicious, makes me irrationally angry.
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