Also... the whole “it’s a pamper day so I’m going to wash my hair”. Washing your hair shouldn’t be a “pamper” Gab it’s a basic necessity! Imagine thinking oooooh I’m going to treat myself and wash my hair?!
Yes but that isn’t their fault... it’s the YeWChOOb aLgOriThm! YeWChOOb is just mean and sew sew hater that they don’t go into subscription boxes!! It’s not because they’re past their prime and the only people that watch them are blind minions or hate watchers so they have to keep posting it themselves lolIt's pathetic when influenzas (sorry, influencers) have to retweet a link to their video on the same day.
G is for gabby, the grubbiest of them all
A is for all the tins of farrow and ball
B is for bacon, a three times daily treat
R is for ready meals, which she shouldn’t eat
I is for illnesses causing sleep til afternoon
E is for everything wrong with jewniper mewn
L is for lasagne bath, best hour of the week
L is for the loss of followers that she doesn’t seek
A is for after all of this, I don’t want to scorn her, just wish she’d grow up 10 years and finally turn a corner
Its the only option, I don't see any other alternatives. SorryOh god.. I told my partner about her lasagna in the bath and he replied "Yeah? I do it too. I just don't bathe in it." To then find out his best friend also eats food In the bath Considering a divorce.
I mean.. why are you married anyway? Boys are sew mean and dangerous and I bet he does terribly bad horrible things like stand still in shopsIts the only option, I don't see any other alternatives. Sorry
You mean he goes shopping with you at all? BLOCKTI mean.. why are you married anyway? Boys are sew mean and dangerous and I bet he does terribly bad horrible things like stand still in shops
He's sew mean. Carrying my bags and looking out for me. Giving me my kids. Sew mean. How dare he.I mean.. why are you married anyway? Boys are sew mean and dangerous and I bet he does terribly bad horrible things like stand still in shops
The duck does somebody who's had a gastric sleeve surgery eat half a lasagne with chips? I just had a slice of lasagne for dinner that was smaller than that portion, and I could barely manage a salad with it, and that's without a surgically corrected stomach.I can’t stop laughing - so she had this plate of lasagne plus chips AND THEN she decided to take a bath and eat the leftover lasagne and the whole tray actually fell in the water
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I love that you don’t need to fake tan afterwards as the orange grease residue does all the hard work for youLasagne in the bath is actually very moisturizing and leaves my skin feeling soft, supple and smelling of Italy. Best added to the bath under hot running water, instead of plopping it in like Gabby does.
Omg did she say it looked d’lishuss! I’m glad not to have watched, I hate how she pronounces delicious, makes me irrationally angry.