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Niomi Smart has 13.6k on the skincare she launched today, she had 10k before the launch though and has 1.6mil on her main account - makes Gabby’s look pretty good considering she hasn’t even shown products like Niomi has
Why does that bag look like the reusable ones you get at the till for a £1 in Tescos? Sew see sorry I mean Tesco
Hold up... I mean she has a fair few followers on there (more than I'd get from a launch) but she's speaking as though everyone who is following will buy something?!
Like fuuuuck don't be greedy. Just sell what you've ordered for now ffs and then you can see what you are dealing with
She's in dreamland
Like fuuuuck don't be greedy. Just sell what you've ordered for now ffs and then you can see what you are dealing with
She's in dreamland
They’re both shocking conversions IMO. It means they are out of touch with their audience or their followers are predominantly dead accounts and bots.Niomi Smart has 13.6k on the skincare she launched today, she had 10k before the launch though and has 1.6mil on her main account - makes Gabby’s look pretty good considering she hasn’t even shown products like Niomi has
I’m really surprised that Gabby’s has done marginally better than Niomi’s. I guess the tween market is big!
I’m just surprised at how many people seem to have more money than sense (or taste). Why would any teenager or young adult, want to walk around wearing something from some sweaty, ham scoffing, goober yewtewber, who hoards cat tit, doesn’t wash her hammy trotters and shows us her vacuum cleaner full of cat hair two days in a row? Apart from the fact her “illustrations” are tit and like something a 4 year old would produce. I just don’t get why they’re all losing their tit over it and sew sew excited for her launch! Sad bastards! Stop supporting this arrogant hole who would block you if you so much as make a typo.
"I love baby names sew much"...as opposed to adult names 
The "yom aπe magic" tote bag is proper shite. The slogan isn't centred, there aren't enough of the "stars" and not enough variation in size or colour of them and indeed, even though I've zoomed on the black blob in the corner I have no idea what it is meant to be. A pin? Some sort of embossed splat logo? No idea Scabbers. Anyway, it looks like it took all of five seconds to design (not even like she came up with the idea for it).
ETA: And her writing annoys me too. If it's cursive, it stays joined up. The big gaps between letters look so stupid.
ETA: And her writing annoys me too. If it's cursive, it stays joined up. The big gaps between letters look so stupid.
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I think the pin is a grey cat with a witches hat on?
Looks like there’s a tit by its arse so at least it’s on brand I suppose
ETA oh wait it’s on a broomstick lol
Looks like there’s a tit by its arse so at least it’s on brand I suppose
ETA oh wait it’s on a broomstick lol
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147 comments on the tote bag post. Most of them are from other similar small businesses, just doing the Instagram networking thing. They’re not going to buy anything. A lot asking about international shipping. A small handful of teenagers who seem genuinely keen. If gobbie doesn’t do international shipping, she’s screwed.
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And if she does she’s still screwed lol because it’s not going to arrive before Halloween or very long before Halloween. She will then bring her Christmas stuff out on Christmas Eve
And where does the cat/plant/Nirvana stuff fit into all this?! I am so confusedAnd if she does she’s still screwed lol because it’s not going to arrive before Halloween or very long before Halloween. She will then bring her Christmas stuff out on Christmas Eve
It’s on the ‘next collecshunnnnn’ guise sew stay chewned! Aka this one will flop, she’ll delete the account, never speak of it again out of embarrassment and anger and block anyone who brings it up.
Maybe she’ll do a tote or print with “smells like mean spirit” on it. Would totally suit gobs!
She’ll have a list and block everyone that doesn’t make a purchase. She’s business lady now.
“Smells Like Cat Piss”
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