Fuller Figure Fuller Bust #5 Cradle the fat, nursery smells like rats, husband is a massive doormat

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I mean I don't think it's that uncommon that some people don't drive?
No, it’s not but what happens if she has a fast labour? What happens if she loses her cool? What happens if she can’t drive because her labour ramps up the intensity suddenly? I hope she’s got a plan in place for sudden home delivery.
 
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No, it’s not but what happens if she has a fast labour? What happens if she loses her cool? What happens if she can’t drive because her labour ramps up the intensity suddenly? I hope she’s got a plan in place for sudden home delivery.
She'll probably deliver the baby by herself on the freshly laid baby poop and sick friendly lino ! She's an expert after all !
 
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So I don’t have kids but I have nieces and nephews and have done a lot of babysitting little ones. I know there are times when you get the poo explosions but generally you’re not going to be wiping up poo from every surface every time you change a nappy
 
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When she thought she’d got something from the countdown Rachel Riley and now she covers up the gifted mat from her. I’d stop sending her stuff 🤣
 
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When she thought she’d got something from the countdown Rachel Riley and now she covers up the gifted mat from her. I’d stop sending her stuff 🤣
That was so funny!! The way she had to post again to say she got it wrong was beyond comical! 🤣
 
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When she thought she’d got something from the countdown Rachel Riley and now she covers up the gifted mat from her. I’d stop sending her stuff 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 the only time she's ever admitted her error just shows how little she knows about brands businesses around
 
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When she thought she’d got something from the countdown Rachel Riley and now she covers up the gifted mat from her. I’d stop sending her stuff 🤣
I missed this! She got something from someone/a company called Rachel Riley and thought it was the Countdown one? Then had to backtrack?
 
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I missed this! She got something from someone/a company called Rachel Riley and thought it was the Countdown one? Then had to backtrack?
Yes ! Was hilarious and incredibly embarrassing for her and her ignorance!!
 
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I know babies tit a lot but the fact that she thinks they explode all over the floor *constantly* to the point she would have Lino is bleeping hilarious and sad
 
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I know babies tit a lot but the fact that she thinks they explode all over the floor *constantly* to the point she would have Lino is bleeping hilarious and sad
Maybe she thinks having a baby is like owning rats and cats who sit everywhere?! I can only remember one poo explosion in the house and it didn’t go everywhere!

The audacity of bunging up a load of baby stuff with swipe up affiliate links which she’s never even tried or even owns astounds me!! She is the laziest person ever
 
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Maybe she thinks having a baby is like owning rats and cats who sit everywhere?! I can only remember one poo explosion in the house and it didn’t go everywhere!

The audacity of bunging up a load of baby stuff with swipe up affiliate links which she’s never even tried or even owns astounds me!! She is the laziest person ever
I mean that might change once she starts weaning, we’ve all seen the slop she eats, that’s going to make for some messy nappies!
 
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Who is actually going to buy disinfectant wipes through her affiliate link? She’s beyond deluded

I guess once the baby is older the Lino will be useful with the Montessori mattress on the floor she can leave a bowl of food and water and a litter tray for it too.
 

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The stuff nightmares are made of - for someone who think so highly of themselves, she’s a literal baked potato
 
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Who is actually going to buy disinfectant wipes through her affiliate link? She’s beyond deluded

I guess once the baby is older the Lino will be useful with the Montessori mattress on the floor she can leave a bowl of food and water and a litter tray for it too.
A litter tray 😂😂😂😂😂😂. That just did me in!
 
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