It’s a mirror of the Yorkshire home I thoughtAlso no offence to anyone who has brown decor in their home but it’s my most hated colour and if I owned a sunny villa abroad I wouldn’t fill it with dark brown and grey dreary things. Needs to be bright and light and fresh
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Is he feeling crappy today coz the clowns are at swan today and he ain’t 
it could be that, but more like he didn't get an invite. Also he was moaning again about been unfollowed, so he could be just putting on the "poor me"Is he feeling crappy today coz the clowns are at swan today and he ain’t
I see she is trying it with the grey joggers
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from me...even Mario's Shitake is visible 
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from me...even Mario's Shitake is visible Christ almighty he must be desperate for a shilling 
It’s embarrassing how desperate he looksChrist almighty he must be desperate for a shilling
His eyebrows are the least of his worries, he needs to draw some hair on his bald head ...so aye
I bet Frenchy has been taken up the shard a few times...so aye
I'm soooo happy this triple A rated internet desperado has his own tattle thread 
But in true Frenchy style I have to complain about the lack of engagement! I could literally fill 50 pages on my own speculating about the mysterious partner - I'm imagining something like Mel off Benidorm, except with a Yorkshire accent - and encouraging miss fluffy to leave a dirty protest in his rabbit hutch des res in Thamesmead
But in true Frenchy style I have to complain about the lack of engagement! I could literally fill 50 pages on my own speculating about the mysterious partner - I'm imagining something like Mel off Benidorm, except with a Yorkshire accent - and encouraging miss fluffy to leave a dirty protest in his rabbit hutch des res in Thamesmead
How have I only just found out about this thread???! Thanks @becky's artex ceiling !
This bloke is one of the biggest twats on Instagram. Selling his mlm shite taking advantage of vulnerable people, with his mean and nasty attitude, while being right up Lynsey QoC’s arse. You’ve given me a chuckle reading through your posts here. He’s a right dick.
Has he posted yet about the latest Swan non-event? A virtually empty room with just him and a few middle aged insta huns dancing around (doing the Macarena etc
) - sad bastards. Not the best pic, but you get the idea.
ETA - what do you reckon his award was for???
This bloke is one of the biggest twats on Instagram. Selling his mlm shite taking advantage of vulnerable people, with his mean and nasty attitude, while being right up Lynsey QoC’s arse. You’ve given me a chuckle reading through your posts here. He’s a right dick.
Has he posted yet about the latest Swan non-event? A virtually empty room with just him and a few middle aged insta huns dancing around (doing the Macarena etc
) - sad bastards. Not the best pic, but you get the idea.ETA - what do you reckon his award was for???
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LOL the grim details are on miss shopper’s stories: the award was for ‘most content created’. Soooo happy that the relentless pushing of Swan clothes steamers that don’t even work paid off in the endHow have I only just found out about this thread???! Thanks @becky's artex ceiling !
This bloke is one of the biggest twats on Instagram. Selling his mlm shite taking advantage of vulnerable people, with his mean and nasty attitude, while being right up Lynsey QoC’s arse. You’ve given me a chuckle reading through your posts here. He’s a right dick.
Has he posted yet about the latest Swan non-event? A virtually empty room with just him and a few middle aged insta huns dancing around (doing the Macarena etc
ETA - what do you reckon his award was for???
Did you see her story with him using the UV light thing to check if the room was properly cleaned. Of course he then had to bring out the swan steamer to clean it. What a twit!LOL the grim details are on miss shopper’s stories: the award was for ‘most content created’. Soooo happy that the relentless pushing of Swan clothes steamers that don’t even work paid off in the end
Oh and Shopper just happened to be gifted a shitload of products for her new place
.Ya I spotted miss shopper's teetering pyramid of Swan tat the other day! (Despite her questionable taste in friends I don't mind her at all, there's something weirdly soothing about her randomly coming on and posting 478 stories stomping round the clothes section at Tesco and screeching about how amazing everything is.)Did you see her story with him using the UV light thing to check if the room was properly cleaned. Of course he then had to bring out the swan steamer to clean it. What a twit!
Oh and Shopper just happened to be gifted a shitload of products for her new place
The UV light is totally the influence of Frenchie's evil overlord Lynsey Queen of Clean. Remember this is the creepy sad act with a shrine to Lynz up in the attic of his London pied a terre! Run Lynsey Run! (If you're not too hammered on cheap prosecco.)
So he lives in Sheffield when he said Yorkshire I was thinking York or Harrogate the way he goes on!!! The award is an absolute joke bet dazlins fuming 
they are a bunch of wankers specially fag ash lil she gives me the boak 
they are a bunch of wankers specially fag ash lil she gives me the boak What a tragic bunch all tena ladies dancing round their handbags and this wanker dancing round his .So he lives in Sheffield when he said Yorkshire I was thinking York or Harrogate the way he goes on!!! The award is an absolute joke bet dazlins fuming
There was a thing going around that he was house sitting for a friend or living in an air B&BI'm soooo happy this triple A rated internet desperado has his own tattle thread
But in true Frenchy style I have to complain about the lack of engagement! I could literally fill 50 pages on my own speculating about the mysterious partner - I'm imagining something like Mel off Benidorm, except with a Yorkshire accent - and encouraging miss fluffy to leave a dirty protest in his rabbit hutch des res in Thamesmead
my theory is that the kid who comes to stay sometimes is his “partners” son. To be honest he’s probably being employed as a live in cleaner That ‘event’ or whatever the duck it was last night, had to be one of the most tragic social gatherings I’ve ever clapped eyes on. I can’t believe how much they hyped it up, as though it was a grand gala ball or something, yet you see them all filming themselves dancing with fake plastic smiles, drinking cheap prosecco, and there’s nae bugger in the room!
I’d love to know what the poor DJ thought of it.
I’d love to know what the poor DJ thought of it.
I just cringe how hard he tries with things, the dancing, being an influencer, he also tries to make out he’s so posh and rich 
we all know he’s got a sugar daddy
we all know he’s got a sugar daddyPlus, he doesn’t even seem to enjoy it! I don’t doubt he keeps a tidy home, but it all seems like such a chore, repeating the same daily stories over and over again.
Interspersed by the odd whiny freakout when he understandably loses followers
Interspersed by the odd whiny freakout when he understandably loses followers
How was that loud mouthed show off Miss Shopper even invited to that event. She is rarely on instagram and when she is its only to get sympathy and attention. Biggest arse licker out there. Thinks shes some big celebrityDid you see her story with him using the UV light thing to check if the room was properly cleaned. Of course he then had to bring out the swan steamer to clean it. What a twit!
Oh and Shopper just happened to be gifted a shitload of products for her new place
Horrible self absorbed woman. Great match for that pathetic little snake Frenchy!