Hello…please buy our massive, top of the range caravan (tvs included) because we are looking for a ‘different sort’ of adventure these days…oh and look at the view of the sunset over the river from the balcony of our house (but damn the neighbours for daring to leave their tree up in the way of our view)….oh but we are just a small business and we really, really need you to buy our crappy, poor quality leggings that shrink and fade after just one wash (but remember, we only use the bEST materials and they’re made here in the UK) so we can continue to fund our lavish lifestyle and take our kids on several international holidays a year. Thanks. Ps. Did you see the designer bag I got for my birthday? It cost thousands. Thanks for the orders, muppets. Love from Nat x
pps. Be kind okay. I hate trolls and I hope they all die, but at the same time they motivated me to lose three pounds. Woo hoo, joke’s on them!