beautiful
beautifulSo this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.
In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.
Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite whore.
Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?
AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…
Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.
*the Miami version
Yesssss I love this Minttu! I have such a soft spot for gapsI'm just gonna quote one of these, but I like your gap appreciationI had a major one growing up, but it aligned perfect when I got older, now it's smaller, but not "have you lost a tooth"-big, and I love it, and it was a big insecurity for me when I was younger, now it's something I'm proud of, and I'm glad I never got braces to correct it
Is this the ‘Modern Family’ spin off people keep talking about?What a beautiful family
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Poor Charles didn’t even make the stepparent podiumWhat a beautiful family
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As long as it isn't harmful, why do something with it?Yesssss I love this Minttu! I have such a soft spot for gapsI have the opposite issue - I had a brace, didn’t keep up with my retainer and now my front teeth slightly cross over. But I’m not getting Invisalign cos character
Were they spotted leaving a registry office in Miami?toto and horner getting involved too??View attachment 1308996
Horner tried to do his thing with Suzie, and Toto punched him flat. Geri just stood there and didn't understand shit, trying not to get her white clothes dirty.toto and horner getting involved too??View attachment 1308996
Horny forced Pierre to secude Charlotte to mess with Charles so they can win the championship… he promised him the 2023 RB seat but clearly that didn’t work outtoto and horner getting involved too??View attachment 1308996
Whatpad Enemies to LoverWere they spotted leaving a registry office in Miami?
Also Lando and Luisa as godparents ft CookieShall be edited
in which museum or gallery do you plan to have the exhibition of your artwork and are we invited for the grand opening?What a beautiful family
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WelcomeOr a baby papa
Btw, hi everybody
Long time lurker, finally made an account. Happy to join your lovely tattle-family🫶
Welcome to the madnessOr a baby papa
Btw, hi everybody
Long time lurker, finally made an account. Happy to join your lovely tattle-family🫶
Yaaaay welcomeOr a baby papa
Btw, hi everybody
Long time lurker, finally made an account. Happy to join your lovely tattle-family🫶
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