Formula One Wags #99

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Honestly I’m here for that Landinho Luisinha Pierrinho Kikinha double date just don’t go playing golf I’m begging you
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Also, making this I just noticed how similar the height difference between Lu-Kika and Lando-Pierre is Destiny, truly
 
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My brain is going to explosde
You’re the one with the family tree hun
Pierre -> impregnated Charlotte
Charlotte -> made out with Isa
Pierre -> with Kika

Therefore
Kika -> stepmum to the child
Isa -> also stepmum to the child

*lurkers none of this is true this is me making fun of these insane rumours
 
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Photoshop?
 
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I always find it funny to read/listen to people talking about how drivers were back in their junior career days and how much of a contrast that is to them now, just listened to an old f1 nation podcast and Natalie Pinkham said she met someone who went to school with Lando and the first word they used to describe him was "nerdy"
 
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Do you want to know just how mental this actually sounds when you say it out loud?
 
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It’s so true though. They’re all massive nerds under the glamorous illusion F1 sells us. They’ve spent their whole lives obsessing over one thing where they’ve basically had no life, constantly analysing facts and figures etc. GEEKS. THE LOT OF ‘EM. And that’s why I love this sport
 
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I like that he kept his gap though
I'm just gonna quote one of these, but I like your gap appreciation I had a major one growing up, but it aligned perfect when I got older, now it's smaller, but not "have you lost a tooth"-big, and I love it, and it was a big insecurity for me when I was younger, now it's something I'm proud of, and I'm glad I never got braces to correct it
 
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