Formula One Wags #107

[Princess of Scots]

We got another version this is oddly accurate again I’d say

I don't believe Lando would be any good at it. You'd need to ask him to go down on you.

Fernando would say 'No, you don't need it'

 

[monza]

Discuss please, honestly think this is mostly spot on

Checo

 

[maisie20]

That picture Daniel posted is so funny because they are 6 grown ass men and only one of them is appropriately dressed to go hiking (of course it’s port cop)

Hey Daniel didn’t wear his vans that was a big step for him

 

[OOps2022]

Oh my God, it took me a second to realise

 

[Dangermouse84]

Is Daniel's Montana bro-fest giving anyone else rich hipster stag vibes? I sense wedding bells!

 

[monza]

Paddle session done. I completely underestimated the wind so this was waaaay harder than I planned. I doubt I will be able to lift a spoon tomorrow

On the other hand I'm sure Port Cop when he sees me in Hungary will be like "wow, look at her sexy legs, I really should work on mine"

 

[monza]

LOL and we don't even have this Jenson photo in a towel, please someone post it

Sounds like a job for me

 

[imolathesecond]

Us gals on here looking back in years to come at Daniel, Pierre and maybe Lando

It's already started with Pierre and Daniel but their long hair on the top covers it
*running away gif*

 

[imolathesecond]

I love how it’s a casual Wednesday afternoon and we’re all thirsty as fuck

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

It's behind a paywall so I can't see the full story but it doesn't read well

 

[aidil]

I imagine Fernando to be the kind of guy that fucks hard and fast thinking it makes him hot shit when actually it’s boring AF and makes you feel like a soulless hole (oddly specific cos I’ve been there ).

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Good new for this thread, she’s turning these posts into a series it seems. Called Formula fucking. God whoever is behind that blog, I love you to pieces. Please join Tattle.

@StephenTJackson is this what you've been up to when not posting here??

 

[CeCesworld]

So this is a throwback?
I'm using the fact you are portuguese as my lazy excuse not to open google translate

Spoiler: CinnaNO

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Is Cinnamoron serious with her "what is this?" question.

This my dear is a group of people, outside, having fun. Try it maybe

 

[MissF1]

Checo

Except for with girls on yachts

 

[Sebs Scooter]

Fernando is apparently the biggest shagger in the paddock and had shagged over 1000 women. I'd say he's a master at it, in an efficient way.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 25/30 year old Fernando would absolutely not give a shit about going down but 40 year old Fernando...yes he would. There's no way he's not giving it to Andrea. Look how in they are.

 

[Blablabla29]

Happy 107 nosey bitches.
Covid really been kicking my butt. Hopefully turned a corner at last.
What have I missed?

Hope you feel better soon. In the news lately:
- Yuki said on stream that he has a girlfriend.
- Apparently Zhou also has a girlfriend
- Our favorite slag is slagging with Kika in Paris.
- Daniel is commiting fashion crimes on a daily basis with his mates in the states (and had almost been eat by a bear )
- Lot of thirsting, not as much as thread #69 but still a lot

 

[itsspa]

I’ve just caught up on this thread and

it’s getting hot in here

 

[90sgirl]

Did all our thirsting cause tattle to break? Maybe that was the tattle version of an ice bath

 

[imolathesecond]

So I'm calling it a day as well, I'm leaving you with awkward Daniel trying to flirt with Lando and Daniel getting jealous at the other guy asking Lando on a night out bonne nuit mes cheries, rêve de scories (slags?)

 

[imolathesecond]

This is hilarious! That’s why I feel he wouldn’t know. He’s just so pretty. Charles is good looking just by human standards. Lando is good looking for an F1 driver so he has to try a little harder.

Lando’s like cute, pretty boy vibes. Charles is drop dead hot. Would do both in a heartbeat, I’ll find my own clit, it’s fine