Just saw someone on twitter say she went to the Kelly school of calling paps 
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Oh Lando, you absolute head.
It really is Silly Seaaon.
Place your bets please for her first paddock walk ...
It really is Silly Seaaon.
Place your bets please for her first paddock walk ...
Miami, hand in hand with her Replay supermodel BFF to be Becky.
Still not Portugal!I can’t deal with this today
Still not touching
But will make a nice story next to them saying she only goes In 700K cars
If he really has given in to what she wants (making her a WAG again), they either had the longest talking/FWB/“what are we” stage ever or she has met up with Joao at least once or twice while they have been “dating”
Once again I say these lot must have ZERO self respect
Once again I say these lot must have ZERO self respect
Why is F1 wags acc posted this? 
Can somebody confirmed me that Hamster said that "Lando and Magui isn't dating after Monaco tennis match" on his recent stream?
Can somebody confirmed me that Hamster said that "Lando and Magui isn't dating after Monaco tennis match" on his recent stream?
nooooooo.
I have little time today to even check the comments there on ig, but I will just say this: f1official hasn't had carbecca content for surprisingly too long (since Monaco tennis?).does it mean they will now focus on Lando
Sadly, no one here
She's literally turned around to make sure her face is in shot so there's no doubt.
LN: I don't want a girlfriend right now
MC: There's nothing between us, we have mutual friends ...
Me: So you're not boyfriend and girlfriend, but your 'mutual friends' are your vagina and his penis? No?
LN: I don't want a girlfriend right now
MC: There's nothing between us, we have mutual friends ...
Me: So you're not boyfriend and girlfriend, but your 'mutual friends' are your vagina and his penis? No?
Ah. Even Hello doing the hard work for us a solid 2 years has had enoughSadly, no one herehates themselves enoughhas the patience to watch hamsters streams anymore
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Just waiting for the next non race weekend Portuguese gossips in 24 hours
This reads like some fanfic 
I'm actually quite confused about them talking about Belgium as there was a "different plane" going to Amsterdam at 10.00 from Vigo. And there wasn't any plane to Belgium at all.This reads like some fanfic
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(Or they just made it up to make it like a bigger deal if they are heading to his mother's native country, jesus.)
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EDIT: Ok, I've just checked and that plane was DIVERTED to Antwerp, what?!
Sav is in Belgium with the kids - she's meeting the family?!?!?This reads like some fanfic
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ETA - if she is meeting up with the fam, they're deffo going public in Miami. As if that race weekend isn't enough of a tit show!!!
Newey out of RB
Nico to Haas,
and Lando with Magui?
the paddock gossip is more interesting than the WDC itself. Sorry, Max.
Nico to Haas,
and Lando with Magui?
the paddock gossip is more interesting than the WDC itself. Sorry, Max.
Pear and Lando double date in Miami incoming 🫣
she definitely called the paps ksdglfjkl. Lando you deserve whatever she puts you throughI can’t deal with this today
And where is CARLOSPear and Lando double date in Miami incoming 🫣
Good morning! I haven't woken up and immediately checked tattle in a long time. Good times!
I'm not super invested in Lando and his current lady drama but it all seems very bizarre. They don't seem to like each other very much but then again I suppose you don't have to if it's just a hook up.
As far as Nico signing with Audi- meh. I just don't like him very much or care about him as a driver. Maybe that's the Haas factor or because he looks likes the kind of guy who marries a woman because she's hot, cheats on her when she's pregnant because "he has needs", and then constantly makes comments about how long it's taking her to lose the baby weight.
I'm not super invested in Lando and his current lady drama but it all seems very bizarre. They don't seem to like each other very much but then again I suppose you don't have to if it's just a hook up.
As far as Nico signing with Audi- meh. I just don't like him very much or care about him as a driver. Maybe that's the Haas factor or because he looks likes the kind of guy who marries a woman because she's hot, cheats on her when she's pregnant because "he has needs", and then constantly makes comments about how long it's taking her to lose the baby weight.
Maybe Becky is really over so someone else needed to get an official (beard) now
(disclaimer: this is a joke)
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