Formula 1 Wags #132 Of High Seas and Silly Season Anxiety

[Sebs Scooter]

Oh no. Vallteri also loves tractors....
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Maybe they all get bored of the speed and want to compete in a tractorgp?!

Yes! Just like Footloose! Tractor chicken. (I've dated myself with that reference)

 

[monza]

my only weird one was the pool drain... or any drain in general
but forced myself to touch it one day and survived so i think there is hope for lewis. you can tell he didn't want to face his fears.... just like he wanted to bail on a race because of his shitbox car... but he pulled through confronted his fears and insecurities and bleeping picked that onion up with his bare hands and vanquished it from his Merc chariot.

Such a hero

 

[Pole er bear]

Such a hero

Guys do we think Lewis has ever cooked a meal for himself in the last 10 years?

 

[monza]

Guys do we think Lewis has ever cooked a meal for himself in the last 10 years?

Yeah right




I don't even think he runs Roscoe insta *running gif*

 

[Pole er bear]

Also I just saw this of Lewis... i think its old because it doesn't look like africa

but OG style right here
shaved body hair
wire rim ray bans
bucket hat
and cross chain
basically anything that is happening in F1, Lewis did it first.

 

[Sebs Scooter]

Also I just saw this of Lewis... i think its old because it doesn't look like africa
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but OG style right here
shaved body hair
wire rim ray bans
bucket hat
and cross chain
basically anything that is happening in F1, Lewis did it first.

Bieber tour shorts?

 

[Pole er bear]

Bieber tour shorts?
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like i wasnt sure if maybe those were a thing i just missed
or he was being ironic?

Guess he was also into sharing clothes with friends too
but i mean if you wanna sell something, Lewis's crotch is a great ad space

Uh Oh @StephenTJackson, max embracing the buttonless less

 

[Minttu]

Drive a car at ridiculously high speeds, but undone by one little onion

Maybe just grossed out as opposed to a phobia? That said I know of people who are afraid of a) bones (they would freak out if they saw leftovers from say chicken wings etc) and b) buttons, so anything is possible!

I can to some degree understand the people who can't handle bones. I have no trouble seeing a bone or what an animal ate as their last meal or anything like that. Nothing animal related can get to me.
But one of the worst things I've ever seen is the x ray of my own foot the first time it broke, made me dizzy and unwell. Same when I had one of the many MRIs of my brain done, just couldn't stand the thought of that being under my own skin, and at the same time being on that screen I'm such a whimp when it comes to that. But seeing my friend have a bone sticking out of their arm didn't make me squeamish at all,

 

[Sebs Scooter]

Apparently there's an Enzo Ferrari biopic being filmed starring Adam Driver and Penelope Cruz?

 

[Minttu]

Oh no. Vallteri also loves tractors....
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Maybe they all get bored of the speed and want to compete in a tractorgp?!

I'm definitely recreating that gif with my lawn tractor and dog. My dog is the same breed as the one in the gif (I might even know the dog or at least one of the dogs I've owned are related to it in some way)

 

[Pole er bear]

Apparently there's an Enzo Ferrari biopic being filmed starring Adam Driver and Penelope Cruz?

yep they better do a better job with this than they did with Gucci

 

[suzananneboyle]

Ouch

 

[90sgirl]

Ouch

Talk about slapping a man while he’s down

 

[suzananneboyle]

Talk about slapping a man while he’s down

They keep doing those comparison thingies but I was hoping they'd skip McLaren




Also Damiano is out here developing a new obsession... Love that he throws all these reels in his stories like his fans aren't completely confused about whether he's hacked or not And this is a reel about Charles winning a championship, he's one of us someone send him an invite for Tattle

 

[aac_124]

like i wasnt sure if maybe those were a thing i just missed
or he was being ironic?

Guess he was also into sharing clothes with friends too
but i mean if you wanna sell something, Lewis's crotch is a great ad space
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Uh Oh @StephenTJackson, max embracing the buttonless less
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Oh my sweet god

 

[Pole er bear]

honestly i was hoping it wasnt the same shrt, but i feel like the button is broken or something because its the exact same shirt

 

[monza]

Ouch

Read the room F1 just... Read it




Or don't, have some more social media engagement over DR's back

#dramaQueen
#crazyFan
#letThemPoop

 

[Dangermouse84]

I saw this on Tumblr so who knows how factual it is but I feel like it tracks. The photo is from supposed said dinner.
“I think this was 2016. and usually when they all (or most) have a meal after the last race with the rule being the WC pays. It being 2016 nico rosberg was expected to pay, but instead he got them to pay for their own meals and split the bill.”

I think it's even pettier than that. Lewis was reigning champ, so it would have been on him to pay, but Nico suggested everyone pay themselves so it was split 18 ways. Nico then told the media he didn't know why Lewis wouldn't pay for everyone

 

[Platformcrocs]

I saw this on Tumblr so who knows how factual it is but I feel like it tracks. The photo is from supposed said dinner.
“I think this was 2016. and usually when they all (or most) have a meal after the last race with the rule being the WC pays. It being 2016 nico rosberg was expected to pay, but instead he got them to pay for their own meals and split the bill.”

So he didn't pay the bill AND beat Lewis Hamilton in the SAME MACHINERY, what a guy

 

[Ems_F55]

Stop what you’re doing!! Charles has posted his first TikTok!!