Formula 1 Wags #127 The Mystery of Clive Abiteboul

[Princess of Scots]

What in the shithousery is this? I've gone out shopping and we've got THIS on our hands. What the actual fuck!

 

[aidil]

HOLY SHIT I WENT TO MAKE PASTA, LOGGED ONTO INSTA AND NEARLY THREW MY PAN OF HOT WATER ALL OVER MYSELF! OMG I CAN’T COPE WITH THIS DRAMA.

 

[Rayne]

Okay guess when do you think Alpine/McLaren will have an announcement I hate waiting in limbo. Will this go on all summer

This post didn’t age well

 

[ImaLady]

I'm so tired, I want to go to bed..but what if I miss anything, like Apline announces ME???

 

[lozzzzzzy]

Aussie time maybe ? idk

I'm not trying to be a conspiracy theorist but you would think that they wouldnt make announcement of the biggest moment of his career at a time when all of Australia (and maybe him) are sleeping

 

[lozzzzzzy]

OSCARS STORY!!!!!

 

[suzananneboyle]

Guys i haven't done anything work related all day because of this situation... It's just too entertaining

Luckily there's no way to be more unserious about your job than Alpine is being right now... Imagine announcing a driver for next year without the driver even knowing about it. Clown behaviour

 

[imolathesecond]

oh oscarrrrr
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He better delete that 'Alpine F1 Reserve Driver' from his bio.... because... you know

 

[Knit Happens]

what the fuck lol (this is from a journalist but idk where they got it from and if it's true)

Webber definitely was at the Formula E. There are pics of him I've seen with one of the presenters Nicky Shields because I saw her post and thought 'ah damn we were in the pit lane and we didn't spot him.'

This was on my Twitter 'Trending for you page' - which is a appropriate cos I spent most of my time (personal and work) thinking exactly this.

 

[Platformcrocs]

Clive thinking about the chaos he has caused

(also I'm using my work laptop, remind me to wipe it in a few weeks when I leave this job - it is now full of Clive pics)

 

[lni33]

Luisa hanging out with albon pets too

Cookie when she sees mum with a herd of cats

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Twitter is having the best time today

 

[scvlet]

If DR ends up going to Alpine he would literally be their third choice at this point.

it’d also be a tinyy bit embarrassing for both parties. alpine taking back a driver that left them high and dry. daniel going back to the team he left high and dry

but still could end up being a great choice for everyone involved if he gets his mojo back

 

[lni33]

Ah the first Mnz angry reaction has arrived, I’m in for trouble

 

[welp]

I think we may just getting started

 

[lni33]

 

[Princess of Scots]

Don’t forget Daddy Horner okthxbye

Horny jail for you . I'll get the keys ready for your cell

Personally would have LOVED if Pierre went to Alpine and hadn't sign with AT. then he and ocon would be teammates and the level of petty french shit would be off the charts.

Esteban and Pierre would make Lewis and Nico look like Yukierre

 

[aidil]

I’m so utterly confused by where everyone is/will be going at this point that I wouldn’t be surprised if I wake up to a missed call from Otmar myself tomorrow tbh.

 

[lozzzzzzy]

How did the exact same scenario happen twice within a month in two different series!!!!

 

[scvlet]

the fact that australia’s asleep through all of this gonna be crazyyyy when they start waking up