Fopperholic #97 Tattle is factual and her face isn't natural
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Am I drunk or is that last reel total incoherent rubbish?!
Seriously Nikki my love please give it up. You are making even more of an arse of yourself than normal. Let's face it, you can't be arsed. I met people local to us on business courses trying to make it as coaches. They got some really great tips and some have made it, some haven't. However, I can guarantee they all worked their backsides off to do it. They didn't dick about infront of the mirror/phone. They went and networked and talked to actual people. Another #slimshady tip for free
Oh and the ferret hair flop is back!
Seriously Nikki my love please give it up. You are making even more of an arse of yourself than normal. Let's face it, you can't be arsed. I met people local to us on business courses trying to make it as coaches. They got some really great tips and some have made it, some haven't. However, I can guarantee they all worked their backsides off to do it. They didn't dick about infront of the mirror/phone. They went and networked and talked to actual people. Another #slimshady tip for free
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I went shopping with a daughter recently. Tried on a blazer. Size 8. Thought I’d made it and it looked lovely. Was told in no uncertain that it may have been a lovely snug fit in the 80s, today it made me look like I was in my 80s. That the whole idea of a blazer today is to look like you’re wearing your partner’s. Advised to try a 14. Maybe Fopps should ask her harsh advice!!! To be fair the baggy one made me look younger!
It’s real cute that she thinks a blazer makes her look like an intelligent and superior guru weightloss mindset extraordinaire coach queen legend. Delusional witch.
Oh my god Nikki Ryan coaching failure Fopperholic looks a worst state than usual, that make up and Botox looks faker than Katie Price and that's saying something
It's bizarre isn't it ? That so many people want to coach other's lives when they clearly have zero insight in needing to sort their own lives out! Validation Vultures Anonymous should be created. Free mirror & permanent selfie stick installation included with added bonus of Narcissism unisex scent.
I'm confused, why isn't the latest reel on her coaching page? Surely that's what the page is for? Also I can't stand the way she says etc, it just makes me so annoyed 
That’s what I love about influencers. Zanna Van Dijk does it too - when they are trying to pretend to be serious and businesslike out comes the blouse and blazer. I think their only point of reference for business is the apprentice! In my office no one ever wears business attire unless it’s some sort of major event. It’s casual all the way.
The tone of her voice is awful in that last video. She comes across so patronising
It’s her smug faces for me. Chris must be mortified by his desperado wife 
What the duck has that got to do with anything.But she still has one loyal follower she can always rely on
No wonder nicola brings all conversations back to herself…she’s learnt from her mother to bring all attention back to herself at all times.
While claiming to be amazing! You could could tell them you’d had a curry for dinner and a head go “Lovely. I love curry I’ve had so many I Abby name them. My daughter makes the best curry just like a restaurant one but with no fat!”
Question. "What's your favorite curry?"What the duck has that got to do with anything.
No wonder nicola brings all conversations back to herself…she’s learnt from her mother to bring all attention back to herself at all times.
While claiming to be amazing! You could could tell them you’d had a curry for dinner and a head go “Lovely. I love curry I’ve had so many I Abby name them. My daughter makes the best curry just like a restaurant one but with no fat!”
The advice she is REPEATING here isn’t bad but it’s so unrealistic for so many. Imagine saying that to someone terminally I’ll for example…is she going to suggest they feel well. Same to someone with a genuine health condition?!
Anyhow I’ve amended to match her reality and personality x
Anyhow I’ve amended to match her reality and personality x
Imagine sitting in your dress up room wearing a blazer and talking to your phone and convincing yourself that it’s a job.
She needs to work on body language and facial expressions if she's going to give these pep talks. She doesn't seem like she means it, just reading off a poorly written script. Her attitude just comes across in the way she carries herself.
Just do it, we don’t give a tit! What do you want fopps? An MBE?
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Now I see why she bought those trousers. Because her younger idol did a reel about them about 2 weeks before Nicola did.
Notice how they’re nice and loose fitting on Chloe but Nicola is having to suck it in? It’s honestly the saddest thing her tying to copy someone young enough to be her daughter and failing at it too.
the difference in like numbers
Notice how they’re nice and loose fitting on Chloe but Nicola is having to suck it in? It’s honestly the saddest thing her tying to copy someone young enough to be her daughter
and failing at it too.the difference in like numbers
The blouse she's got on with those trousers makes it look even worseNow I see why she bought those trousers. Because her younger idol did a reel about them about 2 weeks before Nicola did.
Notice how they’re nice and loose fitting on Chloe but Nicola is having to suck it in? It’s honestly the saddest thing her tying to copy someone young enough to be her daughter
she is absolutely crap at styling clothes! She hasn't got her own style it's so embarrassing to watch- Status