I’ve too much time on my hands today just been on Google Earth and looked the Hotel if I was on a bus and booked that I wouldn’t have got off the bus
Fopperholic #84 Boy's birthday was kept low key because no one gave her stuff for free
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Isn't it so ridiculous that she has to prove to strangers that this holiday is the best thing she's ever been on! Again failing at being genuine and relatable, and makes me question everything she claims is uhhmazinShe really is trying her best to make that holiday look good isn’t she! They’ve gone to a ghost town by the looks of it. I bet she’ll never admitted they are disappointed - it will all be FINE and UHMAZIN!
I bet her mum's been on speed dial with her complaining, and Deux divorce looks like he's heard enough of the whinging. I noticed he was hiring staff for his company, seems to be doing very well so I do wonder why they've ended up on quite a budget break?
I did catch her awful story the other day announcing 'and that's what you get when you go all inclusive' cant recall what she was referring to, but it was soo smug and sounded like it wasn't a regular occurance for her on hols.
I love a bit of leopard print but Fopps does not know how to style anythingPat Butcher called hun, she wants her style back.
Why is there so much leopard print? Whyyyyy?! Those glasses are bleeping awful
She is legit a parody
She maybe thinks that’s how one dresses on the Costa del Sol
Probably her whole life view is based off soaps.
mom laughing cos Madge has less sun damage and than Fopps and the sense to wear a bloody hat!
The importance of sunscreen from a vanity point of view for Fopps as skin cancer clearly does not concern her.
It’s that nose that looks like a willy that’s done me today
I bet Chris is well jealous of that
Why is she using that stupid summer filter !! It’s making her look worse
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Does she honestly think them shades look good?
Fopperholic, the Queen of tacky.
Edited to add: I actually really love leopard print on myself and others, but I draw the line at head to toe.
Fopperholic, the Queen of tacky.
Edited to add: I actually really love leopard print on myself and others, but I draw the line at head to toe.
This holiday so far is everything I expected, and more! Fantastic viewing - and reading 
In his head
What on earth is he standing on ??? Carrier bags?????
It doesn't look like a nice holiday. Not worth £2k of anyones money. How do they afford this? And all the tat she buys?
i dont think she did her invisalign! what a waste of money. It's like £2-3k so not to both finishing the trays is just lazy
All that is required now is positive tests so that they cant go home, and get quarantined in one room for a week or two with the kids and not allowed to leave at all for any reason other than emergency medical care,. in a hotel room with view of the bins.This holiday so far is everything I expected, and more! Fantastic viewing - and reading
She'll be fuming at the comments on her wrinkly skin 
she's probably already had the travel iron out trying to get rid of them!
she's probably already had the travel iron out trying to get rid of them!
I'm sure the hotel and actual place is fine, I wouldn't turn my nose up at it as such. I'm just howling with laughter thinking about fopper bragger bollox absolutely fuming her implants off at how crap and boring she's finding it. I'm just thinking back to her previous holiday vlogs and how much she showed off! Not quite the same now is it dear. We all said these days were coming for these two selfish, posing twunts. Couldn't happen to a nicer family 
P.s they are clearly as not as well off as they like to make out as even someone like Being Robbo managed a holiday to Jamaica
P.s they are clearly as not as well off as they like to make out as even someone like Being Robbo managed a holiday to Jamaica
having had a consultation last week it’s £4,200 and once you finished it’s retainers for life! I can imagine she hasn’t bothered with the for life part of the retainers as she said before she forgot to put them in when she was during treatment
Had a thought, maybe she lost her case, Mad Mazza did go and she is having to borrow Mazza's clothes...that might explain the leopard print mess
All is quiet this afternoon… wonder if the tit has hit the fan 
Imagine having to use a summer filter to make your holiday look half decent. It's tragic really
All is quiet this afternoon… wonder if the tit has hit the fan
Probably enforced nap time...hopefully Chris has grown a pair and told her to get a bleeping grip, stop treating the boys like robots, they don't have to have a nap to stay up, they can go without a nap and stay up late like normal kids on holibob...how about that.
She is such a chav, he must be so embarrassed with the job he has. he tries to run a brand to appeal to the well-off and she strides in the biggest chav in wellsbourne. If it wasn't for the boys I reckon he would have gone ages ago...I wonder if his parents persuaded him to sign a pre-nup.
Tbh we went away and ours had a siesta so they could stay up later they are only 3 after all. With swimming and the sun they will probably want a little rest so they can enjoy the evening.
I remember my parents doing To me when I was little so I could stay up late without falling asleep at the dinner table. Even now I’d take a nap
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