Fopperholic #81 Favesons been to A&E not that I care when I’m on holiday for free!

[Dontmissmuch]

I'm not 100% (I'm sure someone will correct me) but it may have been mentioned in the wedding speeches?? Something is ringing a bell isn't it grim! It doesn't paint a sweet family pic does it

I don't know anything about Emma's mother I don't think they speak about her

This sounds familiar to me too... didn't her dad make some reference to marrying the babysitter during his father of the bride speech ?? All rather bad taste and v tactless especially as her sister was there...

Woowwwwww I think its time to get Graham in


Also - what a typo, from now on I shall refer to her as Mad Mazda

This

 

[mooseknuckle]

‘Look at my nose all creased cause I’m so happy’ No love it’s called ageing babe. bleeping stuff of nightmares and those teeth are giving me IT vibes.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Her brothers face bugs me! He looks a smug fucker

Obvs a family thing... like sister like brother

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Her brothers face bugs me! He looks a smug fucker

Yep he's got sinister eyes.

And the goatee makes him look like Satan.

 

[Snarkypants]

This sounds familiar to me too... didn't her dad make some reference to marrying the babysitter during his father of the bride speech ?? All rather bad taste and v tactless especially as her sister was there...



This

WHAATTTT?! that is crass, classless, and most inappropriate. Woo lets all have a jolly good larrf about adultery shall we, and what better time and place than at the wedding of the product that adultery. Much hilarious. Theres something not right with that family at all.

 

[swipe_up]

WHAATTTT?! that is crass, classless, and most inappropriate. Woo lets all have a jolly good larrf about adultery shall we, and what better time and place than at the wedding of the product that adultery. Much hilarious. Theres something not right with that family at all.

Be like Chris having a new family and them making a joke about how dad met mum at the belfry

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

‘Look at my nose all creased cause I’m so happy’ No love it’s called ageing babe. bleeping stuff of nightmares and those teeth are giving me IT vibes.

Look how much slap she has on (plus all the botox, fillers etc) compared to her sister who is so much more lovely looking

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Look how much slap she has on (plus all the botox, fillers etc) compared to her sister who is so much more lovely looking

Her sister must be a good 5-6 years older but Nicola definitely looks the older sister ....

 

[honey&lemon]

WHAATTTT?! that is crass, classless, and most inappropriate. Woo lets all have a jolly good larrf about adultery shall we, and what better time and place than at the wedding of the product that adultery. Much hilarious. Theres something not right with that family at all.

Which is exactly what Nikki is considering Mazza was about 5 months pregnant when she married her dad. Honestly they are the chavviest (it’s a word lol) family.

 

[lexiloo]

Stop stretching your bloody pictures you fool what us wrong with her bum lickers that they don't see it?

 

[Dontmissmuch]

WHAATTTT?! that is crass, classless, and most inappropriate. Woo lets all have a jolly good larrf about adultery shall we, and what better time and place than at the wedding of the product that adultery. Much hilarious. Theres something not right with that family at all.

Can you imagine Chris's parents reaction to that speech .....

 

[Mancnet]

I wonder if she's secretly really jealous of her sister. She looks naturally pretty despite being older, is slim, has a family and more than likely a happy marriage and some good friends.( Didn't someone say that the group of friends Nikki used to go out with were actually her sisters' friends?) I also will assume she works and doesnt beg for a living.

Also the reason her nose is wrinkling when she smiles is due to the rest of her face being totally frozen.

 

[caz272]

How do you know this?

It was stated here on Tattle some time ago

 

[theeyeroller]

I wonder if she's secretly really jealous of her sister. She looks naturally pretty despite being older, is slim, has a family and more than likely a happy marriage and some good friends.( Didn't someone say that the group of friends Nikki used to go out with were actually her sisters' friends?) I also will assume she works and doesnt beg for a living.

Also the reason her nose is wrinkling when she smiles is due to the rest of her face being totally frozen.

I was going to say the same, her sister looks very naturally pretty and fresh faced, and it also looks like she has a naturally slim frame. Although maybe she starves herself too! She definitely looks like a much warmer, nicer person than Fopp just from the photos.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Stop stretching your bloody pictures you fool what us wrong with her bum lickers that they don't see it?

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Those earphones ahahaha

 

[lexiloo]

Those earphones ahahaha

she just needs some roller-skates and she wouldn't look out of place in Cliff Richards wired for sound video

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Has she filtered the pic so they all have the same colour eyes ? What actual colour are they Nicola ??

 

[Snarkypants]

Which is exactly what Nikki is considering Mazza was about 5 months pregnant when she married her dad. Honestly they are the chavviest (it’s a word lol) family.

Adultery followed by a shotgun wedding, nice. I wonder what the Ryan's think of it all, they seem very different to that rabble. Bet they're thrilled the families are now linked forever more

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

Invisalign didn't work for NIKKI and I bet Nikki Ryan Fopperholic wishes she still had a nice nose like her sister and hadn't injected it to hell

The other two have similar noses which Nikki does not have. Invisalign did not work cos Nikki as usual isn’t committed and didn’t do as was instructed. Someone with her attitude would have been better with a metal fixed brace but again she wouldn’t have like that. X