Fopperholic #74 naturally fake in every way, can't solo parent for more than a day

[Justwishfulthinking]

She even downsizes her footwear no good for the ferral toe of doom though yep defo looks like something id have bought off Rochdale market back in the day circa 2004/5

Honestly this made me lol. Half of Fopps clothes and bags look like they’re off Rochdale market.

ferral toe of doom!

She doesn’t care that she missed the gym today as they had too much fun but she has to have a “date” with some weights tonight? How about just chill the feck out? Football, day out then home gym. The woman is manic. She’d be better off burning off some of that mania at an actual job. No doubt the boys were flung into bed about 6.30 as she would’ve been champing at the bit to start working out. Probably didn’t manage enough steps today in those sandals

Her sentences literally make no sense. Copious mega fast tidying and cleaning! What a bellend x

 

[Ellsbells123]

Honestly this made me lol. Half of Fopps clothes and bags look like they’re off Rochdale market.

ferral toe of doom!


View attachment 537039
Her sentences literally make no sense. Copious mega fast tidying and cleaning! What a bellend x

“abundant in supply or quantity” yes Fopp’s, just like your ability to stay home and clean or iron!

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

it's like a harry potter film title fopperhollic and the feral toe of doom

Starring The Feral Toe of Doom!

 

[Sugarrush]

Anyone noticed she hasn't rushed a meet-up with her 'friends' since lockdown has eased?? Her priority is getting to the gym and taking the boys to football. Seems strange..

 

[15minutesoffame]

Anyone noticed she hasn't rushed a meet-up with her 'friends' since lockdown has eased?? Her priority is getting to the gym and taking the boys to football. Seems strange..

Too busy with the most important thing in her life: Herself! Hair, nails, eyebrows, botox, fillers, gym, shovving the boys off to every class going so they sleep and she can get her me me me time. Oh, and she doesn't seem to have any friends? One new friend she walks with, but that's about it.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Tanya Toe is such a fussy fanny.

 

[Buggeroff]

She wouldn’t wamt to go out because she pressed that restart button and going out means food and drink

 

[Rainbowcolours]

Can't see her sitting outside in a bear garden with a blanket like most people have been doing at pubs. She can't show off her size 8 figure and blankets are plus sized she can't size down in them.

 

[Moodles]

That latest post has really annoyed me she’s dangerous. I want to leave her a comment but what is the point as it’ll be gone in less than a minute. Going on about how how she lost 3 stone in 3 months and has maintained it for 20 years and how she was in the best shape of her life after her 12 week challenge with TT. She’s still dieting now and pressing the reset button every week so it clearly wasn’t an investment and she hasn’t maintained anything. She really knows how to make people feel like a failure doesn’t she when even she can’t maintain what she preaches on about. She no weight loss expert as she states in her bio just a liability and could be very triggering for some people. head!

 

[sbeg77]

Anyone noticed she hasn't rushed a meet-up with her 'friends' since lockdown has eased?? Her priority is getting to the gym and taking the boys to football. Seems strange..

She won't want to appear at a beer garden until she has completed her recent transformation (starvation).
She will also need to have done 10 clothes shop hauls to choose the perfect outfit (to be the most goooorgeous)!

 

[Sugarrush]

That latest post has really annoyed me she’s dangerous. I want to leave her a comment but what is the point as it’ll be gone in less than a minute. Going on about how how she lost 3 stone in 3 months and has maintained it for 20 years and how she was in the best shape of her life after her 12 week challenge with TT. She’s still dieting now and pressing the reset button every week so it clearly wasn’t an investment and she hasn’t maintained anything. She really knows how to make people feel like a failure doesn’t she when even she can’t maintain what she preaches on about. She no weight loss expert as she states in her bio just a liability and could be very triggering for some people. head!

Agree. That post is regurgitated crap. To summarise, Nikki eats as little as possible, I'm sure it's a struggle but it'll show on the scales and that's the goal. On top of that she exercises to increase that weight loss. It's the same year in year out, week in week out, day by day.... God forbid she happens to enjoy herself one week and perhaps eats a whole grenade bar or has a few extra wines then she's failed and makes a video about it. Those extra couple of pounds are like the devil. Then the weightloss button is reset once again . It's bloody boring!!
I've said it before but if she embraced her size 12 and really toned up she would look so much nicer. BTY she advocates all the time about her amazing skincare. Why is she so wrinkly at age 40? Not bitching but even her neck looks terrible. No wonder the filters are applied!

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Agree. That post is regurgitated crap. To summarise, Nikki eats as little as possible, I'm sure it's a struggle but it'll show on the scales and that's the goal. On top of that she exercises to increase that weight loss. It's the same year in year out, week in week out, day by day.... God forbid she happens to enjoy herself one week and perhaps eats a whole grenade bar or has a few extra wines then she's failed and makes a video about it. Those extra couple of pounds are like the devil. Then the weightloss button is reset once again . It's bloody boring!!
I've said it before but if she embraced her size 12 and really toned up she would look so much nicer. BTY she advocates all the time about her amazing skincare. Why is she so wrinkly at age 40? Not bitching but even her neck looks terrible. No wonder the filters are applied!

For once I actually hope that she gets gifted with something...a counselling session specialising in eating disorders. I just don't think she would listen to the advice though. Especially if the counselor only has 18 years experience whilst Nikki Ryan Fopperholic has 20...hmmm

 

[Hereforthecomments1994]

Nikki Ryan needs to take a leaf out of @life_withems book! Former slimming world consultant who has turned to calorie counting. She's talking on her stories about how slimming world has brain washed their members and how she feels terrible she was ever a part of it! If only Fopps was as honest!

 

[Sugarrush]

Nikki Ryan needs to take a leaf out of @life_withems book! Former slimming world consultant who has turned to calorie counting. She's talking on her stories about how slimming world has brain washed their members and how she feels terrible she was ever a part of it! If only Fopps was as honest!

I'll be honest, I joined SW for one year and even today if I have more than one slice of bread in a day it's on my mind that I've gone over on my HExb allowance
It's terrible, it's bread FFS.
I do feel for her in a way because to her it's normal. I bet Chris and her family just accept it and keep quiet. I have a feeling she's going to get down to her thinnest yet She never takes a day off from exercise and even had to fit a session in last night in her living room. Why not sit down with a cuppa and dunk your biscuit in too

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I'll be honest, I joined SW for one year and even today if I have more than one slice of bread in a day it's on my mind that I've gone over on my HExb allowance
It's terrible, it's bread FFS.
I do feel for her in a way because to her it's normal. I bet Chris and her family just accept it and keep quiet. I have a feeling she's going to get down to her thinnest yet She never takes a day off from exercise and even had to fit a session in last night in her living room. Why not sit down with a cuppa and dunk your biscuit in too

A whole biscuit? Not Nikki Ryan Fopperholic...in this house however... probably half a packet at least haha

 

[15minutesoffame]

A whole biscuit? Not Nikki Ryan Fopperholic...in this house however... probably half a packet at least haha

Yes she'd just manage 1/2 a biscuit and declare it's 'so so filling, I eat soo much food guys!' She's a total twit.

 

[lexiloo]

moaning that she was woken up at 3.30 and 5.45 this morning, suck it up fopps, we've all had plenty moments like that, maybe stop trying to force day time naps on them and they'll be more ready for a full nights sleep. One of my twins dropped day time naps before they were two yet my other one still have a nap until they were almost three, all kids are different but because of her regimented sleep routine she treats them both the same and expects them to sleep perfectly when she thinks they should.

 

[honey&lemon]

moaning that she was woken up at 3.30 and 5.45 this morning, suck it up fopps, we've all had plenty moments like that, maybe stop trying to force day time naps on them and they'll be more ready for a full nights sleep. One of my twins dropped day time naps before they were two yet my other one still have a nap until they were almost three, all kids are different but because of her regimented sleep routine she treats them both the same and expects them to sleep perfectly when she thinks they should.

The way she said they had a full on day yesterday too, as if how dare they not sleep through.

pretty sure her story cut off at the end. She said ‘time for me to go’..but missed out the ‘and drop the boys off at my mums for the day’

 

[Buggeroff]

moaning that she was woken up at 3.30 and 5.45 this morning, suck it up fopps, we've all had plenty moments like that, maybe stop trying to force day time naps on them and they'll be more ready for a full nights sleep. One of my twins dropped day time naps before they were two yet my other one still have a nap until they were almost three, all kids are different but because of her regimented sleep routine she treats them both the same and expects them to sleep perfectly when she thinks they should.

doss she ever think she’s doing too much activities with them so they are over tired therefore their sleep may be a bit tit. I find if mine have a super busy day their sleep isn’t as good.

im also laughing at Lawson drawing on his tro

Trousers*

 

[lexiloo]

The way she said they had a full on day yesterday too, as if how dare they not sleep through.

pretty sure her story cut off at the end. She said ‘time for me to go’..but missed out the ‘and drop the boys off at my mums for the day’

wait until they start school and the dreaded sickness bugs take hold, up every half hour in the night sorting vomiting kids out and changing bedding etc she'll never cope with that! I can't wait