Fopperholic #71 The only thing she doesn’t size down is her massive ego!!

[Mancnet]

I fear they'll only be taught to act superior and laugh at others unfortunately

 

[Saturn]

“I bet you’ve missed your grandparents” que awkward look around and laugh from the boys. Is it just me or do you think they may have been there? Both boys look straight around Nikki at somebody behind her....

 

[Noonoosanne2]

“I bet you’ve missed your grandparents” que awkward look around and laugh from the boys. Is it just me or do you think they may have been there? Both boys look straight around Nikki at somebody behind her....

They are been told exactly what to say and again all about her family, and how nice to call your children weirdos!

 

[lexiloo]

tattle friendly (and more realistic) version of her stories....

what's mummy's name? - fopperbollocks
what's daddy's name? - pickle dick mankles
what's nanny's name? - M. Mcdonnell

 

[Crazymummy]

My child was over 3 before he was potty trained. I'm all for letting them be ready in their own time and not rushing it. You can't compare children. However I never made out was trained when we had not even started.

thank you for saying this. My little one is 3 on Sunday and he isn’t potty trained. We’ve tried in each lockdown and he just doesn’t want to know!

 

[honey&lemon]

Where’s this uhmazing new style content? Has she bottled it?

 

[Pinklady567]

Where’s this uhmazing new style content? Has she bottled it?

Ha ha I wondered this too, it’s bloody 9pm what she playing at

 

[honey&lemon]

Ha ha I wondered this too, it’s bloody 9pm what she playing at

Just like magic she’s posted it (you’re welcome for the reminder Fopps). So basically putting her waffly essays into a few slides instead of underneath the post. Wow, groundbreaking.

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Just like magic she’s posted it (you’re welcome for the reminder Fopps). So basically putting her waffly essays into a few slides instead of underneath the post. Wow, groundbreaking.

You mean we have waited all this time for that absolute crock of tit

 

[Mardymaud]

Oh the suspense for that pile of waffle don’t see why she’s made out it was something completely new she’s never done before. Same tit different way of posting she must of realised no one reads the tit essays she puts underneath photos so will make them into the photos instead

 

[reCAPTCHA]

thank you for saying this. My little one is 3 on Sunday and he isn’t potty trained. We’ve tried in each lockdown and he just doesn’t want to know!

I was so obsessed with my first son being potty trained I did it way too early and it took so much longer because I just confused him and put pressure on myself. I subsequently had two more children and neither of them potty trained until they were gone 2.5/3. But when we did try they were ready and did it so much quicker and with no stress at all. I wish I'd known this with my first son!

 

[GlennCoco]

She hasn't written those; they're, their and there are all the correct usage and the apostrophes seem to be in the right place too

 

[JRHD11]

You have a few days away from Tattle and there’s over 10 pages to catch up on...wow! So. A few things:
• So glad I’m not the only one to recall her previously saying Block and Delete had shat in the bath before- I’m sure the outrage of sharing such a story and how embarrassed the boys will be in the future was discussed on here.
•Does she really think people are that thick and won’t remember or is she just hoping that she’s blocked everyone who might’ve seen that post?
• WTF are those meals she’s been posting. The egg whites
* WTF is she wetting herself over people’s typos etc when talking to their boss/customers etc. Get.A.Life. And stop scraping the barrel!
• I think I’ve found a house *slightly* worse than Nikki Ryan’s whilst flicking through Rightmove- I thought of her oven in the dining room immediately...

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

#worklifebalance I’m creased! Come back when you have a proper full time job, juggle parenting 2 children, have homeschooled for the best part of the last 12 months plus all your every day mundane chores, without palming your children off at every given opportunity! bleeping #worklifebalance

 

[Philamena]

Is she not about late with this advice as we will slowly be coming out of lockdown over the next few weeks?!

 

[Rainbowcolours]

That was hardly grounding breaking more swipe lefts and a pink background so creative Nikki Ryan fopperholic. Trying to a self help guru

 

[Jemi85]

She’s trying to be Megan Rose Lane now The exact same style of post that she does - except she’s much much better at it!

She’s literally scraping the metal coating off the bottom of that barrel now. Just admit defeat and get a proper job Flopps

 

[Birdy60]

That bleeping dress!

lawsons face!!!! christ hes Orange like his mum! wonder why she cant see this ? clearly dosent filter them much!

 

[Pinklady567]

What the duck is that post all about how is she dropping balls, she doesn’t work. Just look after your kids and clean your house not hard love, people do that on a daily basis with a real job

 

[Birdy60]

I have to ask... what was the locker incident??

we really need a Wiki for Nikki.....people with less threads than Nikki foodie fitness Fopp have really good Wiki pages on Tattle! She really deserves one!