Fopperholic #57 Lockdown rules donβt apply to me, Iβm going to London tier 1, 2 or 3!
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Staying alive is the first thing in my mind 
Oh duck off Fopps. Iβm self isolating on my own and Iβve eaten like a pig, about to pour a gin. Do I give a tit? Nope!!
You need to use Fopps' techniques.
Pause before you pour.
Be mindful.
Are you bored?
We're all bored of you Fopps. Your life is one big bore. Yawn.
Ah I'm actually crying with laughter at the Otter jokes..Never forget Mad Mazza says Fopp's could style Otters
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Otter definitely wears the hat better
Is she trying to be a new self help guru?
She only answer the things she wants to answerI see barely anyone has wanted to chat with her so sheβs away to bed!!
ask if you can have hers she never used themWhy does she never use the gifted learning towers either. My 20m old is obsessedwith all things cooking. He loves stirring empty saucepans in the lounge and putting potatoes or carrots in them pretending to cook. Today he stood on a chair next to me in the kitchen and I cut the veg up and gave it him in little piles to put in the pot. He loved it! Anyway I am looking at learning towers for an Xmas present and they so goddamn expensive but I know we would use it most days! So I will be getting one I think, but in this respect I am jealous of Fopps, not fair she begs and gets given expensive stuff that she hasnβt shown any interest in before then and then doesnβt even use!!
Pour a double!
I wonder if her work commitments are a couple of groupon qualifications to be. PT/Nutritionist/life coach
I don't even think they are real flowers it looks like a scanned/super imposed pic of them..... tight witch !!"Here are the red roses Chris bought me for us arguing over the weekend!"
Are you worried about eating and weight loss during lockdown??? Is this woman actually living on this bleeping planet???
Most people are worried they won't eat food cos they won't have a job to afford it
she's an hole
That post is nothing to do with flowers or support itβs a post for her to get ego boosting comments oFf her sheep!!
My brother in law has recently started a βlife coaching/mindfulnessβ business and his posts are always long winded just like her latest one! It doesnβt sound like her at all!
The story about not finding loopholes in the rules/guidance made me laugh! Such a dig at Tattle!!
The story about not finding loopholes in the rules/guidance made me laugh! Such a dig at Tattle!!
I thought they were fake too!
Am I the only one who finds her face incredibly creepy? Her botox ridden skin looks like if you tapped her with a needle she would just pop like a shinny balloon 
Her smile and her botched lip fillers reminds me of the Joker.
Also her face lacks emotions so much, if you cover her mouth you are not able to tell if she is happy, sad, angry, excited? Who knows, those eyebrows won't budge
Her smile and her botched lip fillers reminds me of the Joker. Also her face lacks emotions so much, if you cover her mouth you are not able to tell if she is happy, sad, angry, excited? Who knows, those eyebrows won't budge
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Selfishly I'm glad of this second lockdown as it means my husband will still get 80% wages on Furlough 
please don't think bad of me, I have friends who have their own businesses and are having to close, again, and I'm devastated for them 
but we are seriously struggling right now (I know a lot of people are), I work in a secondary school part time and it's no where near enough to cover even half of our bills so the extended furlough is a massive help! My middle son, our rainbow baby 
named Grayson (I fear I gave Fopps the idea of this name 
) is 4 in November and we had only planned to go to a farm and have a T party at home but looks like we can't even do that now I'd booked a trip to see Father Christmas at a garden centre and that has been cancelled, my 3 boys are devastated 
my middle son's nursery class has had a positive Covid19 result and although my son wasn't there at the time he's having to stay off as not enough staff my husband has applied to be a Postman and we're desperately waiting for an email to say he'd got an interview 
anyway I don't know why I'm posting all this except I feel I'm amongst friends here and I just needed to tell someone I'm not ok right now 
but I will be! I feel better just for posting 
please don't think bad of me, I have friends who have their own businesses and are having to close, again, and I'm devastated for them but we are seriously struggling right now (I know a lot of people are), I work in a secondary school part time and it's no where near enough to cover even half of our bills so the extended furlough is a massive help! My middle son, our rainbow baby named Grayson (I fear I gave Fopps the idea of this name ) is 4 in November and we had only planned to go to a farm and have a T party at home but looks like we can't even do that now I'd booked a trip to see Father Christmas at a garden centre and that has been cancelled, my 3 boys are devastated my middle son's nursery class has had a positive Covid19 result and although my son wasn't there at the time he's having to stay off as not enough staff my husband has applied to be a Postman and we're desperately waiting for an email to say he'd got an interview anyway I don't know why I'm posting all this except I feel I'm amongst friends here and I just needed to tell someone I'm not ok right now but I will be! I feel better just for posting 
Sending you lots and lots of love and keeping my fingers crossed for your husbandSelfishly I'm glad of this second lockdown as it means my husband will still get 80% wages on Furlough
Sending you massive hugs and keeping everything crossed for your hubbySelfishly I'm glad of this second lockdown as it means my husband will still get 80% wages on Furlough
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