Gosh they are awful clothes. They are very frumpy and not flattering at all!
Fopperholic #57 Lockdown rules don’t apply to me, I’m going to London tier 1, 2 or 3!
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She’s so weird 
full time mum but desperate to make it as a successful influencer. Her number 1 problem is that she just isn’t very likeable and comes across as a massive beg. She must have asked people to save her posts 10+ times this week! I don’t see real, successful influencers begging for saves, so cringe lol
full time mum but desperate to make it as a successful influencer. Her number 1 problem is that she just isn’t very likeable and comes across as a massive beg. She must have asked people to save her posts 10+ times this week! I don’t see real, successful influencers begging for saves, so cringe lol
Desperately seeking attention. This doesn't even look like a smile? Looks painfully forced. Tone deaf, yet another clothes haul. I've never seen another 'influencer' do so many! It's usually one for Autumn/Winter wardrobe. I wonder, does she claim the tax back on these given its 'for work?' I bet she does, looks like you can 
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that black and white frilly monstrosity and the awkward dancing is too funny 
she looks like she's going into service at a national trust house! how does anyone get it wrong this many times? she's at least mastered how to be a laughing stock of insta as well as tattle!
she looks like she's going into service at a national trust house! how does anyone get it wrong this many times? she's at least mastered how to be a laughing stock of insta as well as tattle!
We can tick off nearly everything from that list in relation to floppy bollox.Desperately seeking attention. This doesn't even look like a smile? Looks painfully forced. Tone deaf, yet another clothes haul. I've never seen another 'influencer' do so many! It's usually one for Autumn/Winter wardrobe. I wonder, does she claim the tax back on these given its 'for work?' I bet she does, looks like you can
So when they(influencers hate that word so much) are making sniffy remarks about how they paid for something with their own money... they do it in full confidence that they're claiming a bit back later on. Arseholes.
She looks like she’s in fancy dress for OktoberfestDesperately seeking attention. This doesn't even look like a smile? Looks painfully forced. Tone deaf, yet another clothes haul. I've never seen another 'influencer' do so many! It's usually one for Autumn/Winter wardrobe. I wonder, does she claim the tax back on these given its 'for work?' I bet she does, looks like you can
She’ll put in claims for everything. It’s probably why she stories in the car so she can put it down as working in the car and claiming her fuel back
Sorry if she got a 2:1 level degree then the system sucks! She cannot spell or use correct grammar in nearly all of her posts. My nephew is better and he's still in primary school, I'm actually not joking!
No wonder she's surprised she achieved that. Not as surprised as us Tattlers
Before I graduated to secondary school I knew the difference between...
There. They're. Their.
Lots and not lot's
Clever and not cleaver.
Nosey and not nose.
Boys and not boy's (this one really grates on me!!)
I knew the difference between chicken and salmon
She mentioned she went to college before uni so she did an access course. Nothing wrong with that but I would never think she's been educated to degree level. Not a chance!!
No wonder she's surprised she achieved that. Not as surprised as us Tattlers
Before I graduated to secondary school I knew the difference between...
There. They're. Their.
Lots and not lot's
Clever and not cleaver.
Nosey and not nose.
Boys and not boy's (this one really grates on me!!)
I knew the difference between chicken and salmon
She mentioned she went to college before uni so she did an access course. Nothing wrong with that but I would never think she's been educated to degree level. Not a chance!!
Firstly Fiona, who calls River Island "Riv".... NO ONE!! I'll repeat that NO ONE!
secondly... How many clothing hauls do you need to do right now...NONE! We are in the middle of a pandemic, we don't need to see hauls. I hate them in normal times but they just seem so wrong right now.
Stop prancing and dancing round and preening yourself in front of a mirror like a 12 year old, sorry to all 12 year olds, you probably don't act this dumb, your social media career is dead. No one else I follow repeatedly asks for people to save and share their posts.
And lastly, for tonight anyway, STOP saying you are a full time mum!. All mums are full time mums. Whether they work or not they are Full time. You are a stay at home mum, sort of! It really winds me up. Just because I work, I'm still a full time mum...
secondly... How many clothing hauls do you need to do right now...NONE! We are in the middle of a pandemic, we don't need to see hauls. I hate them in normal times but they just seem so wrong right now.
Stop prancing and dancing round and preening yourself in front of a mirror like a 12 year old, sorry to all 12 year olds, you probably don't act this dumb, your social media career is dead. No one else I follow repeatedly asks for people to save and share their posts.
And lastly, for tonight anyway, STOP saying you are a full time mum!. All mums are full time mums. Whether they work or not they are Full time. You are a stay at home mum, sort of! It really winds me up. Just because I work, I'm still a full time mum...
Why is she dressed as Maria Von Trapp?Desperately seeking attention. This doesn't even look like a smile? Looks painfully forced. Tone deaf, yet another clothes haul. I've never seen another 'influencer' do so many! It's usually one for Autumn/Winter wardrobe. I wonder, does she claim the tax back on these given its 'for work?' I bet she does, looks like you can
The thing is she’s not a full time mum she has more ‘me time‘ than anyone else - always palming the boys off on mad Mazza, the gym creche or nursery so she can film herself jumping into pots of jelly.
Those black clumpy boots are the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen. they look like something a 14 year old girl would wear.
Finally... gentle parenting?
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She’s obviously put full time mum to TWIN boys because her cv looks like a piece of piss now. She’s a ‘content creator’. People aren’t stupid, anyone who’s worth their salt in business is looking at her engagement and seeing she’s doing duck all. She’s justifying knowing she does duck all by pretending she spends 7 days a week with her kids and squeezes part time work in.
When actually as we all know, she spends at least 3 days a week shopping and returning clothes just so she can do a ‘try on haul’ another day, whilst her kids are being looked after anywhere else but near her. Then at weekends she can go away because she needs pamper time to be that good mum during the week for those few hours she actually spends with them.
She’s an utter clown.
When actually as we all know, she spends at least 3 days a week shopping and returning clothes just so she can do a ‘try on haul’ another day, whilst her kids are being looked after anywhere else but near her. Then at weekends she can go away because she needs pamper time to be that good mum during the week for those few hours she actually spends with them.
She’s an utter clown.
Her protein yoghurt Reel was a roaring success 400 likes!!
400 likes!! 
Argh, I hate the jumpers with the shirt attached. Who is she trying to appeal to with this haul, think most people don’t see the need for lots of new clothes at the moment....
Is she auditioning for the sound of music in that screen shot she looks like she’s lost her goatDesperately seeking attention. This doesn't even look like a smile? Looks painfully forced. Tone deaf, yet another clothes haul. I've never seen another 'influencer' do so many! It's usually one for Autumn/Winter wardrobe. I wonder, does she claim the tax back on these given its 'for work?' I bet she does, looks like you can
Oh and apparently it looks highly likely London will be added to Tier3 on Tuesday
What a shame. She'll be absolutely gutted.
This vix meldrew is trying her hardest to make Fopps flopps with them captions!I love a bit of Riv....
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