Fopperholic #55 Cotton’s the name, begging’s my game sorry my content is so, so lame!
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I thought that!
does she just go to the gym to take selfies. I wish we knew how many times a week she goes.significant difference in colours too of abdo and face I can’t bare how much filter she uses it’s not necessary
Those gym photos are awful...why is she posing like that?!! She is fit, but she just looks ridiculous.
Also nobody has asked you what you lift have they really.
Also nobody has asked you what you lift have they really.
Her head looks like it’s gonna pop off from the pressure
All the tricks:
one leg forward
Shoulders back
Side look
Elongate the neck and then to look even more like a barbie add a filter & hop onto a photoshopping app!
Oh & don’t forget to pinch the tiny bit of excess skin (not really excess ) to look less like a bellend (didn’t work )
Looks like she’s trying not to tit
Also when I first saw the gym photos pretty much as she posted it said 13 comments but when I clicked on it there was only one....
She looks ridiculous she does look like she’s holding one in 
can’t fault her pelvic floor!
she does look like she’s holding one in can’t fault her pelvic floor!
Who takes these photos??
Bloody hell she looks poorly.
Not a chance her legs are that thin. No where near. This is why she's so damaging. If you see her in the street tomorrow she will look like an average 10/12. Camera angles really do work. Her legs look as thin as her arms in those pictures and we all know by now they aint! Come on Nikki.... Really!!!
I feel like these are the types of comments her warped brain thrives off, although I agree with you
I'm so confused by her instagram! Is she aiming to be a fitness instagrammer? A mummy blogger? The next QVC? Her content is so random
I think she probably thrives a lot off what she reads here.
She's defo photoshopped that gym pic. Look at her arm and watch its blurry and has distorted lines, the red floor mat inbetween her arm and body doesn't quite match the other side. She's totally different colours on her face, chest and abdomen, her fingers holding the phone are massively stretched. She's nothing but a fake, wannabe show off
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She feels real angst about posting pictures like this though!
You forgot “high rise pants to hide the dreadful tattoo!”
This woman has never done an instagram live to my knowledge. Because she's a pure bullshitter and you can't hide all that well behind a live. How many times have you been taken aback when you have seen someone on a live and thought, wow the camera really does lie! I always say it, if the measurements were true and honest, get someone to take your measurements and film it all and then post it.
Yet again proving there is nothing likable about this wench! Queen of the humble brag, come on down! And every photo of her she's pointing that stupid bloody toe.
We get it, you starved yourself for your 40th, topped up the tan, botox, fillers and you want people to comment and say how great you look. Unless these are supposed to be...motivating anyone?
duck off pointy toe!- Status