Haha we used to do that when we went to Caravan Parks everyone was given nicknames mind you I still do it now at home my neighbours are Drippy Knickers and twit FaceI've just caught up on here! Stuck in a van with no air con all day on Friday then was too rough to read/type yesterday
It's still unclear as to if they went to PP world or notand I'm wondering where they went out for dinner, it obviously wasn't anywhere too uhhhmazing as it wasn't worthy of being documented!
Oh my god, it's been a while but caravan parks, especially the big ones, are a people watching extravaganza. I bet there's quite a few people who have seen them and thought who the duck do they think they are
Fopperholic #47 no calories in, loads of lies out, filters her photos? We have no doubt!
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Omg she hasn't announced her grades has she? Wtf!
Our degree pictures are pride of place in my mum’s lounge!
all four of my kids graduated and all have that photo of throwing the mortarboard in the air holding their degree certificate displayed at home... #veryfishy #shesafuc#ingliar
my neighbour on one side is called Dangerous Dave, he's lovely but I try and avoid going outside if he's there as you end up stuck in conversation with him for an hour, and on the other side are Mr & Mrs Stone Thrower because we once caught them throwing stones at my cat while he was sat on the fence annoyingly when we're not in parcels get left with the Stone Throwers so I have to make polite conversation with them! I imagine Fopps/Chris's caravan park nicknames from people who have zero idea who they are will have connotations of Stepford wives/z list celebs!
I don't like my neighbours on the one side either.... fat head for him and spoon face for her.. or C1 & C2 ( the C stands for c*nt incase you're wondering
) I'm sure they call us some interesting things too 
Haha our old neighbours were flasher woman and volvo freak
Same. Turn up the legs, cute trainers (not her clumpy balenciaga knock-offs), and going up a size would make the outfit look far better. As someone else said, just because it fits doesn’t mean it’s the right size!
Always go up a size on a jumpsuit! Camel toe is not a good look
Exactly! Every time she hoiks up the strapless part she’ll end up cutting herself in two!Always go up a size on a jumpsuit! Camel toe is not a good look
Hey Fopps, your Fage is on show!
Next door we have b*tch face who shouted at my husband 2 weeks after we moved in because the joining fence blew down in the wind. She has lived there 20 years and it was on its last legs. And at the end of the terrace of houses we have nosey Nelly an elderly man who knows all the gossip and is frequently hanging out of his window or in the front garden watching. He's nice though.
I just don’t get why you’d post a picture looking so blurred in the face! Her eyes look shut. We all know she’s not that tanned.
I thought the whole point of being an influencer is taking half decent pictures. Hers recently have become horrific! Compared to lucy Jessica Carter!
I thought the whole point of being an influencer is taking half decent pictures. Hers recently have become horrific! Compared to lucy Jessica Carter!
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She looks like she’s straining for a painful poo
I agree its really strange if she wanted to pose so much why not have a pic with the boys? I haven't changed my profile pic on Facebook for a year cause I haven't had a picture taken of my self for so long.
Bloody bell she looks like Red Rum!
Has all that protein made her constipated? I’m not sure what she sees when she looks at any of the pictures she posts.....nothing is crying out “happy family holiday”
She's building the tension and excitement for the new sleep routine isn't she 
.... Chris is probably on a carb coma from his pizza and the boys exhausted from actually getting some decent fresh air yesterday at the beach !!
For someone who was going to spend quality family time she's still managed to share food... pics of the boys oh and of course a pic of herself with a swipe up for the jumpsuit strange how wherever she goes the grass withers and looks dead
.... Chris is probably on a carb coma from his pizza and the boys exhausted from actually getting some decent fresh air yesterday at the beach !! For someone who was going to spend quality family time she's still managed to share food... pics of the boys oh and of course a pic of herself with a swipe up for the jumpsuit
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We have monkey house man, because when we pushed Christmas cards through my eldest shouted out it smells like a monkey house in there! The man that lives there is a right meat head and his windows were open
and we have mr neat who’s grass can’t be 1 mm over what he feels is acceptable and spends his whole life OCD cleaning.Personally I don’t think the jumpsuit is that bad, although the length is wrong. The shoes are hideous and look like they stink. She never, ever gets footwear right!
Maybe she’s seen the light after watching ‘The secret she keeps’ and had actually taken the boys off social media that would be amazing but I highly doubt it poor sods
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