"They're actually so much fun to go out with" She sounds like a crazy auntie who's been let lose with her nephews for the day! What Mum talks about her children like this? 
Fopperholic #47 no calories in, loads of lies out, filters her photos? We have no doubt!
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Oh God Nicola... you are so, so, so brave having your photo taken because we all know you are always so unsure whether to post them or not.... did Chris encourage you again ? After all you are such a brave mum of TWO babies to take them out for dinner.... with your husband.. you know you are their parents !! How bleeping ridiculous does she sound and if she's on a caravan site how bleeping ridiculous does she look dressed up like a dogs dinner... !! Someone is commenting how tanned she looks - it's FAKE you dick head.... just like her tits squashed into that outfit and of course she's having gin and 'SLIMLINE' tonic.... !! She is a twit !!
Great photoshopping Flopps 
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She's gonna get an Ulrika neck if she carries on 
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All of her photos look like sheβs stood in front of a green screen. Why are they so blurry round the edges?!Great photoshopping Flopps
Oh godddd you went there and said she photoshopped it hahahaGreat photoshopping Flopps
cue 5 Instagram stories about how she NEVER photoshops 
The jumpsuit is just awful soz not soz Nikki.... and she's tagged next and next p.r in the insta post haha despooooo
Filtered to F*** again!! Come on show us the real you stop living behind these fake filters you arenβt that tanned in real life the grass looks like the desert again yawn yawn π₯± FAKE survived a night with toddlers that are like not normal toddlers and do not run off round the restaurant all night and refuse to sit in a high chair???? Highly doubt you will ever experience that fopps maybe soon one can hope! I am sure they are tucked up in there little travel cots by 6:30pm you know the new routine and you and Chris are most likely bored in bed by now BORING BINT
BORING BINT
Great photoshopping Flopps
how blurred are the lines where the blue outfit ends and her arms start Just because you can fit into something doesn't mean it FITS prikki 
didnβt someone say about her hands showing her real age, so sheβs hidden them in her pockets
imagine rugby tackling her then and her wobbling round like a bowling pin Who's gonna be brave and ask her about the flesh coloured tree behind her elbows 
Me and my husband paid for a photoshoot on holiday in turkey in 2012 , I actually want to burn my own retinas when I see the pics and think what a twit I must have looked posing on the grassImagine being on holiday and seeing this pair of pricks doing a photo shoot
what a headThisThe saddest bit for me is all the genuine suggestions on her postget a life. Sheβs probably only gonna send you half a grenade bar as a prize
Couldn't help looking again, look at her arms tho it's so obvious isn't it... They just go straight down!! Sliced bits off fo sho!
Smug face, Aladdin jumpsuit and battered sandals. Great look there Nikki. Yeah. I'm so so so jealous
Smug face, Aladdin jumpsuit and battered sandals. Great look there Nikki. Yeah. I'm so so so jealous
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Her shoulders look woΓ±ky
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