Fopperholic #42 What colour's the grass & the wall? Who the fudge knows she filters it all

[DishtheDirt]

But they measured unless they used Chris’ overestimated floor plan as they thought they would have sOOooOooo much space .. you know.. for “the boys”

Yes but we can guess how Chris measures things and doubles the inches

 

[Filterholic]

That’s such a sad picture. They are having no fun at all with the toy. Just sitting watching tv. It’s a chair to them. If I was their mum I would be so very very ashamed of myself. I’d certainly not be putting it on line. What is she thinking about?Surely she can’t be that stupid??

She’s thinking about the swipe up she can add because “soooo” many people messaged about a plastic see saw Who are these morons btw that can’t use google to find out where to buy these basic toys that most children have?? That’s right... no one messages her she just wants an excuse to be even more greedy... despicable twunt

 

[Bwacac]

I’m expecting big things with this bespoke, handcrafted sofa made by the fairies in navy velvet, she must be obbbbbbssssssesseddd with it and that’s why she’s not posted about it. I’m on pins by here Prikki. Come on, show off, you’re normally ripping the packaging open with one hand and your phone in the other hand you’re that eager to brag. I smell a rat over this sofa and I ain’t talking about Chris

 

[Filterholic]

Yes but we can guess how Chris measures things and doubles the inches

just spat my full fat coffee out

Flopps- *scary wide eyed* “CHRISSSSSS the sofa is too big now I can’t show it on my social media... I told my followers Champagne Channel and Lambrini Linda I would video blog it for them”
Chris- rolls eyes.. “babe I did measure it... it was 200 tiny penis’s long.. see.. *wacks out tiny pecker”
Flopps- “you know I only like it dipped in Fage ..*stamps ugly trotter* I am losing followers now! How will I pay for my latest polyester haul?!!”
Chris- “sell those bleeping learning towers I keep scuffing my trainers on”
Flopps- “ *humph* I will but the tattlers are watching!”
Chris- “gotta go to work babe... see ya *runs for the hills...aka “golf course”

 

[Saturn]

I think there is, or there’s going to be a TV on the new extension wall too! Yes, 2 TVs side by side, great styling

I think they have moved the ridiculous big TV out of the living room as I’m sure when she showed a story the other day the living room one looked smaller and had black framing. So they have the massive one in the extension, a new or different one in the living room and then the original one in the dining room come play corner? Literally no need.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I think they have moved the ridiculous big TV out of the living room as I’m sure when she showed a story the other day the living room one looked smaller and had black framing. So they have the massive one in the extension, a new or different one in the living room and then the original one in the dining room come play corner? Literally no need.

Not sticking up for her (honestly I'd rather poke pins in my eyes or eat Fage and choc shot ) but she said they were moving the telly from the dining area to the 'tv' area..... but who knows with her and her warped logic

 

[Buggeroff]

I do wonder if the boys are at nursery?

 

[Bwacac]

They can move a tv from one wall to another but can’t move the kitchen sink mind! I can’t wait to see the finished extension all dressed and looking crap because there’s a kitchen sink bang smack in the middle of it!

I do wonder if the boys are at nursery?

Of course they are. We won’t see them until about 3:30 today when she comes on to lie

 

[Shivers]

They can move a tv from one wall to another but can’t move the kitchen sink mind! I can’t wait to see the finished extension all dressed and looking crap because there’s a kitchen sink bang smack in the middle of it!


Of course they are. We won’t see them until about 3:30 today when she comes on to lie

Or we will have some prerecorded stories before then to make it look like they aren’t!

 

[JJusa69]

They can move a tv from one wall to another but can’t move the kitchen sink mind! I can’t wait to see the finished extension all dressed and looking crap because there’s a kitchen sink bang smack in the middle of it!


Of course they are. We won’t see them until about 3:30 today when she comes on to lie

Or the pre recorded videos from yesterday to prove the nasty bullies wrong.

 

[Saturn]

Wouldn’t they be better off doing x2 half days at nursery then the 9-3 time she does? They sleep 12-2 so she’s paying for them to just go for 4 hours? I bet my bottom dollar they don’t sleep for 2 hours at nursery mind. Just seems bonkers to me. Take them 8-12 on 2 days instead for practically the same cost? Then she gets added ‘me time’ when they sleep in the afternoon.

 

[Buggeroff]

Wouldn’t they be better off doing x2 half days at nursery then the 9-3 time she does? They sleep 12-2 so she’s paying for them to just go for 4 hours? I bet my bottom dollar they don’t sleep for 2 hours at nursery mind. Just seems bonkers to me. Take them 8-12 on 2 days instead for practically the same cost? Then she gets added ‘me time’ when they sleep in the afternoon.

Do you not remember the fuss she’d make when they first started that they only napped for 30 minutes

Defo at nursery as normally it’s lunch time and she’s chatting tit on insta

 

[Salmonshirt]

Well what a surprise. Fopps is getting artificial grass!! Her constant begging didn’t give it away at all.

 

[NoseyNorris]

She "adores" Martin Lewis. I'm sure he'll rest easy tonight knowing this Prikki

 

[Bwacac]

She "adores" Martin Lewis. I'm sure he'll rest easy tonight knowing this Prikki

Marginally better than being obsessed by him though, then he should be scared

 

[Horseyhelen]

Well what a surprise. Fopps is getting artificial grass!! Her constant begging didn’t give it away at all.

We called it here first! Does sourcing it themselves basically mean begging direct to suppliers? I think so!

 

[Shivers]

“We’re getting the price with and without the artificial grass”....aka “we’re still hoping someone will gift it to us so we have more money to spend on trainers, but only for us not the boys”

 

[my_escape_from_the_ads]

We called it here first! Does sourcing it themselves basically mean begging direct to suppliers? I think so!

Don't think it's going ot make much different if you buy the grass yourself-------- it is the installation that will be the costly bit. Anyway can't wait to see what they do ha ha

 

[Readingthecomments]

Artificial grass is one of the worst things invented. Tacky and hideous.

 

[Juniper]

Artificial grass is one of the worst things invented. Tacky and hideous.

It gets super hot too, I’d be wary with young ones out playing on it (especially when we already know she doesn’t protect them in the sun)