Fopperholic #42 What colour's the grass & the wall? Who the fudge knows she filters it all

Dontmissmuch · Jul 2, 2020

I noticed last night on her FB she said she had chow mein without the noodles - even on her SW FB page her meals are so tiny and obvs carb free..... she is so disordered with her eating .. then she'll have a tub of fat free vage and 1/2 a grenade bar

WTAF - saying you can have an alternative - low syn, high calorie but more filling...... she's a bleeping dick - you don't have pudding to 'fill you up' you have it as a bit of sweetness after dinner... she's obsessed with protien and filling you up !!

Ellsbells123 · Jul 2, 2020

I needed a good laugh today, thank you

she really is a

DishtheDirt · Jul 2, 2020

OMG, I'm sneezing enough with hay fever, I do not need all that pepper added into the mix

NanaN · Jul 2, 2020

Just had to tell you all - my daughter had a beautiful baby girl this morning by c- section. Her husband was only allowed to be with her for the birth then had to leave, so hard for them all because of Covid precautions.
I certainly won’t be recommending Fopps ‘I know everything about c section recovery vlog’ Anyone remember that gem?

or any other bull***t she spouts about parenting!

Dontmissmuch · Jul 2, 2020

Aww many congratulations to you all

Noonoosanne · Jul 2, 2020

Congratulations!! Welcome to the world baby girl

RumNCoke · Jul 2, 2020

Congrats! Don't tell Fopps or she'll have your daughter lifting weights before her 6 week pp check

gEt Myy bOdYy bAAcK

Shivers · Jul 2, 2020

Congratulations to you all

Em85C · Jul 2, 2020

Ahhh lovely news! Congratulations

Sazzle7652 · Jul 2, 2020

Just thinking about the amazing sofa she had ordered. Next are only selling Orla Kiely sodas, none of their own brand on the website. Can’t see her spending that much, especially if she could spend that on herself!

wellwellwellitsanotherad · Jul 2, 2020

Vage is vile...her eating disorder is awful and whats worse she makes money out of trying to pass her disorder onto others. She doesn't follow SW

JJusa69 · Jul 2, 2020

what lovely news.
Congratulations to you all.

Beckyboo85 · Jul 2, 2020

Considering Chris had to refund all his golf school money, they’ve not done too bad with having an extension done and now the garden being started. She’s such a bint - people are losing their jobs left, right and centre and she’s telling us about spending more money! I’m lucky I have a secure job but I am enraged that she is so selfish and inconsiderate.

I’ve never known anyone as out of touch and insensitive as her. Arrrrgghhhhh

Shivers · Jul 2, 2020

This is exactly why I needed a break from her. She is so tactless and oblivious to what’s happening outside her world. The government furlough scheme is changing next month so that employers will have to start paying towards it, which will mean many companies, like my husbands will start doing redundancies instead. Thousands are going to lose their jobs.

She won’t be able to help herself though. She has a spending addiction (I think she spends instead of eats- she has too much control over one so completely loses control over the other). Clearly there’s been some sort of shitshow meltdown over the extension. Reality has hit that they didn’t plan it properly and clearly the furniture they wanted isn’t working hence why we haven’t had the grand braggy tour yet. But once it’s how she likes it, she won’t be able to stop herself showing off no matter how insensitive it will be.

wellwellwellitsanotherad · Jul 2, 2020

Does anyone else think that it is ridiculous and hilarious that at 40 years old she hadn't learnt how to get stains out of clothes when most people know how to as a teenager?

Has she actually always had someone do her washing for her? Even at uni?

Allowedanopinion · Jul 2, 2020

Probably after another AD with #joyofclean

yawn yawn she is so out of touch with the world! Redundancies left right and centre all they have done it spend a ton of money never stops Chris must be getting a seriously good wage or grant to put up with her tit! Funny for the next grant they have to prove the business has been adversely affected hmmm

Oh and of course she will be still going on holiday in August with the babysitters in tow!

freakshake · Jul 2, 2020

Congratulations how lovely very jealous too as i want to be a Granny Keep well away from the Fopps School of Parenting advice x

Notothefakes · Jul 2, 2020

My mil said this. That Nottingham and derby will get all the people from Leicester wanting to shop. But at the same time not everybody stuck to the lockdown, people broke the rules and it brought the numbers down just by most people adhering so hopefully if most people adhere it will bring the numbers down. It must be a bitter (but necessary) pill to swallow

congratulations to you all. Xx

wellwellwellitsanotherad · Jul 2, 2020

Has she said that they are going on holiday? I must have missed that... Not surprised tbh. To take a holiday during Lockdown is selfish and careless... But this will be her second holiday during Lockdown she is so thick its unbelievable and to take her dad abroad again too.. Be surprised if he can get any insurance tbh. She doesn't even deserve a holiday. What has she actually done to deserve a break? She has literally done nothing but beg and brag and insult hard workers.

Not a single day of hard work during Lockdown or even for a long time before!!!!

I would love a day off. I just cannot afford the time to keep businesses running.

Awkwardmam · Jul 2, 2020

Congratulations. What lovely news. Sad they can’t be together but it’s so good to hear life affirming stuff during this horrid time. Love to all

Fopperholic #42 What colour's the grass & the wall? Who the fudge knows she filters it all

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