Fopperholic #42 What colour's the grass & the wall? Who the fudge knows she filters it all

[itsnotmyfaulthonest]

Thread Suggestion: Fopperholic #43 Staring up at a goat’s crack, well worth it to show off my designer backpack

 

[Dontmissmuch]

OMG I've had a thread inspiration ... I'm thick as shit and never get them.....and I know it's waaaayyyyy too early

Fopperholic #43 .... Showing off her baby face knees.... Primark size 8 is definitely getting a squeeze


I'm so proud of myself

 

[Jemi85]

“I had to be a little bit brave to wear this”. Brave? Reeeeeeally? Nurses on the front line treating patients with Covid are brave, Flopps, not you prancing about in a dress that’s too small for you whilst flaunting your knees that look like a couple of Shih Tzu’s

 

[itsnotmyfaulthonest]

A photo of her staring up a goats arse to show off her new backpack....my word!

 

[Bluefox]

I am aware I am being overly sensitive but...

Bet you can guess where I live.

Her empty July planner has ticked me off "can finally start planning things" can you fopps, can you. Good for you because some of us still can't. Some of us who have followed social distancing, only gone out for essentials, worked in special needs schools (me!) and hospitals (my husband) all the way through the pandemic are now locked down for another 2 weeks. Back to square one. We can't even socially distance with our family now and we have no idea what happens after these next 2 weeks. My son is 6 in 3 weeks, it was just looking like he might get some kind of 'normal day' (he thought the virus meant his birthday was cancelled ) we are back to not knowing. But you carry on Fopps Enjoy flaunting the rules to get your pics for the gram.

 

[Filterholic]

Bit of weekend poetry:

The name is Nikki,
But you can call me Fopps,
I love nothing more
than going to the shops
My hair looks shite,
And my clothes look cheap,
But I love a swipe up
for all my sheep
I love time to myself
Cos its all all about MEEE
Fillers, Botox and “skincare”
I love all three
I pretend (badly) to dote
On my TWO boys
By buying them shitloads
Of crappy plastic toys
Those tattle bitches
Say I should buy sunhats
But what do that know?
(More than me- cos I’m a twat)
I count my syns
More than my savings
Boiled eggs and grenade bars
Are my only cravings
They say I want to be LJC
And that’s so true
As she’s so stooning
And isn’t as old like me
But I know my worth
With my successful ads
Noodles, plasters,
And skinny syrup fads
So Fopps is my name
I’m an embarrassing tit
I have best thread on tattle
I can’t stop reading it

 

[Dontmissmuch]

OK because I was so proud of myself and we are still less than a week since the Primark haul I'm gonna post this again in the hope of getting a thread title (I am sad I know .. please humour me !!)

Fopperholic #43 .... Showing off her baby face knees.... Primark size 8 is definitely getting a squeeze

 

[Ellsbells123]

Ells you have honestly summed up everything I’m thinking perfectly!
I’m horrified she is letting them play on the treadmill!! She needs an intervention- how Channel Mum can endorse her is beyond me! She is the worst mum-video blogger on Instagram by a country mile and that’s saying something!! They should have Chelsea on board- a natural, caring, fun energetic mum who puts her children above everything!
not this narcissistic, disordered, vain and borderline neglectful idiot who would rather show off tacky trainers than buy her children clothes and shoes that fit them!
I’ve got a good mind to message them but also feel it would be a waste of energy
Honestly having a stop the world I want to get off morning seeing her stories!

I’m a family support worker and very rarely criticise the parenting of others, a majority of the families we support want to change, they desperately want to make improvements to their family life and the provide a secure, happy environment for their children to grow up in.
Her and Chris are totally off the scale, and sadly in the statistic of families that are overlooked because of their “status” (I’m not saying they have one, because there are just an average family, despite what she thinks!). The fact she deletes and blocks anybody that dare have an opinion, the way she is totally in their face, the lack of manners and positive communication, the constant screen time, the confusing boundaries that are always put in place, the fact she can’t just let them play without controlling every tiny aspect of it, the poorly fed diet they have, the constant plastering over a public social media page, the inability to provide sun protection on the hottest day of the year....I could go on but you all already know it. Her life is far, far from perfect and the need to constantly spend money and show it all off to the world says it all. The constant need for approval and attention. The need to be constantly noticed and gushing over people that are no better than you. It’s actually quite sad, I do think she has borderline PND and other under lying issues. Sadly, she thought pimping her family out to the world was the answer to everlasting happiness, instead it’s gone the opposite way. I really feel for those poor boys with 2 selfish, materialistic parents and one that is totally unhinged. An intervention would be a total waste of time, as she would be the one in the group that did it all right and the advise would always be wrong if she would claim it would never work, without even trying! They both need a massive slap with the reality stick before they cause any more damage to their already unstable life!

 

[Filterholic]

Yes but we can guess how Chris measures things and doubles the inches

just spat my full fat coffee out

Flopps- *scary wide eyed* “CHRISSSSSS the sofa is too big now I can’t show it on my social media... I told my followers Champagne Channel and Lambrini Linda I would video blog it for them”
Chris- rolls eyes.. “babe I did measure it... it was 200 tiny penis’s long.. see.. *wacks out tiny pecker”
Flopps- “you know I only like it dipped in Fage ..*stamps ugly trotter* I am losing followers now! How will I pay for my latest polyester haul?!!”
Chris- “sell those fucking learning towers I keep scuffing my trainers on”
Flopps- “ *humph* I will but the tattlers are watching!”
Chris- “gotta go to work babe... see ya *runs for the hills...aka “golf course”

 

[Dontmissmuch]

This has been playing on my mind since yesterday and seeing so many stories of the boys just in their nappies..... Nicola you are a grown woman who really should know that the world sadly is rife with paedophiles and other unsavoury people and you are over exposing your precious toddler boys to this kind of attention whether you think you are or not. As an open Instagram account with over 150K followers how do you know that they all follow you for genuine reasons (they are not your friends despite your gushing self indulgent post last week). Just because they aren't dirty old men it doesn't mean to say they aren't viewing your boys with wrong intentions. Nicola.... paedophiles come in all shapes, sizes, ages, gender... Yes Nicola.... not all pweirdo's are dirty old men hanging round the school gates preying on teenagers..... some of them have very 'niche' perversions and your boys and other peoples boys and girls who also do the same as you would be in that category. For us normal folk who would never look at a child in such a way it horrifies us that there are people out there that get sexual gratification from babies, toddlers, children, teenagers..... you only have to read the news to see what a fucked up world we live in....... as a mother and grandmother I am horrified and disturbed by the fact she not only exposes them on a daily basis fully clothed but also almost naked ...... If you don't care about your boys and their welfare Nicola then your stupid mother should.... if my son or DIL was parading my grandson half naked on the internet for any old random to see I'd be furious.... Paedophiles are and can be anywhere and everywhere..... a lad I knew growing up, one of the nicest you could meet from a good family.... years down the line got sent to prison for having pornographic images of children on his computer - you would never ever know or think he would have such thoughts....... someone my son went to school with - only 20 he's been sent to prison for interfering with young primary school kids.

So Nicola if you are reading here and you can't stop posting pics of your kids please, please keep them fully clothed because your kids are not immune from the dark side of the net... even though you might think they are .....

 

[NanaN]

Just had to tell you all - my daughter had a beautiful baby girl this morning by c- section. Her husband was only allowed to be with her for the birth then had to leave, so hard for them all because of Covid precautions.
I certainly won’t be recommending Fopps ‘I know everything about c section recovery vlog’ Anyone remember that gem?
or any other bull***t she spouts about parenting!

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Wowser, I mean...seriously? I would die a million deaths of embarrassment if I posted something like that . My mates would rip it out of me for years to come. I’d have to move and adopt a new identity and I’d still have to deal with waking up at 3am remembering the time I asked people on Instagram to post about how much they loved me

 

[Juniper]

I fancied a laugh so I went back and rounded up just a handful of the ads she has done over the past couple of years (yes I had nothing better to do). This is honestly just a handful of the items she received, the amount of posts with free very expensive items in that she insisted over and over in the captions that she was ‘kindly sent’ but not an advert is a joke..

Company: “now, Nicola, what we want is a really natural, fun filled ad, where you look like you’re really savouring and enjoying the product”

Flopps: “right, so I’ll photoshop a hole in my super flat tummy”

Company: “Erm, no - we want something natural. Where you’re eating the product and showing how delicious it is”

Flopps: “ Ok, I’ll pretend to spin a giant potnoodle on my super skinny finger to show how tasty it is”

Company: “Again, no. We want natural, easy meal in a hurry kinda thing”

Flopps: “Yes yes NATURAL, I’ll photoshop a hole in my tummy, spin a giant pot on my finger, and to make it look homely and natural I’ll leave my washing up in the sink”

Company: “we regret this”

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

Thread suggestion: Fopperholic #43 A trip to the zoo to stare at a bum, it's what you've got to do to get that perfect shot "hun"

 

[RumNCoke]

I love following fopperholic for her wealth of knowledge, all of the inspirational Black lives matter support, her acknowledgement and empathy towards the current pandemic and excessive love for her boys and new life as a mum. She's a warts n all, happy go lucky honest gal who uses her platform and wealth only for the good and NEVER blows smoke up her own arse. She's ethical, eco friendly and always sees people's true worth, not just the pretty faces*
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*Lol jk.

 

[caitlinbullen]

Weird that she always buys things a size too small? How can you look in the mirror as much as she does and not see it?!! Nicki for when you read here:

- You ain’t got the legs for anything above the knee.

- Denim dress was better in the size 20.

- The pink skirt was nice, but we got it the first time you said it You seemed more animated at that skirt than you have at anything to do with your kids.

- What you doing gal? You’re nearly 40.....quit prancing about in your box room like a twat I mean it’s a great source of entertainment for us (I’ve ‘completed‘ Netflix, so laughing at you is a decent enough distraction for 10 mins if I speed watch and mute your screeching).

 

[OhDearFords]

Ooh Brenda’s on a bender. I think she’s genuine though?

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Is she for fucking real?! If you didn't book the flight you were never going Fiona it's like me saying I would be married to David Beckham 5 years today but I'm not because he married Posh Spice years ago!!!

 

[StopsayingHandsnomes]

WTF is going on with that big hollow in her neck ? That looks really weird ?

thats her charging port, Chris has to plug her in at bedtime

 

[Justchilling]

For someone who claims to have worked in a shoe shop and be trained in fitting children’s shoes she’s done a shocking job of finding shoes that fit her own children. It’s so painfully obvious her and Chris had no idea what being a parent was really like, and I hate to say it but she clearly wanted to have children just because she couldn’t. Spending £200 on designer shoes for themselves but buying their children primark and second hand just doesn’t add up! There’s obviously nothing wrong with second hand but when you’re spending hundreds on yourself it’s nothing to shout about. They’re both so caught up in themselves their priorities are completely off