Fopperholic #42 What colour's the grass & the wall? Who the fudge knows she filters it all

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Company: “now, Nicola, what we want is a really natural, fun filled ad, where you look like you’re really savouring and enjoying the product”

Flopps: “right, so I’ll photoshop a hole in my super flat tummy”

Company: “Erm, no - we want something natural. Where you’re eating the product and showing how delicious it is”

Flopps: “ Ok, I’ll pretend to spin a giant potnoodle on my super skinny finger to show how tasty it is”

Company: “Again, no. We want natural, easy meal in a hurry kinda thing”

Flopps: “Yes yes NATURAL, I’ll photoshop a hole in my tummy, spin a giant pot on my finger, and to make it look homely and natural I’ll leave my washing up in the sink”

Company: “we regret this”
 
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I wonder if she hasn’t actually had her lips done as such but had some sort of filler in her face around the mouth or botox which has made her top lip swell slightly definitely some kind of work but she won’t admit that

or maybe Chris doesn’t know and she wants to keep it a secret from him I know women who try and hide lip fillers from there hubby when it’s bloody obvious
 
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The thing is she thinks she is being funny with these #ads I remember someone commented on one saying how ((((cringe)))) it was and she replied something along the lines that it was suppose to be tongue in cheek but the reality is people are laughing at her not with her
 
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I didn’t even notice the dishes in the sink in 2 of those! Omg, that’s the least she could have done - tidy the kitchen first
 
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The 2 boiled eggs making an appearance though her bag must stink of farts
That was the two boiled eggs she was going to have for her girly weekend in Spain!!! Two can Dan (such a memorable thread title) must be great craic on a night out!
 
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Hundred percent that’s where she is
A few people have commented that darker hair suits her and eventuates her eyes and had she ever thought of going/staying brunette and she said she did once but it didn't suit her when what she really means is blonde = beautiful and she gets more attention ( her way of thinking as everything is based on looks )
 
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