Fopperholic #40 - Thread 40, just like her age, fuming she didn’t get a collab with Fage!

[RumNCoke]

She probably thinks awww aren't they safer and happier in a cage! Moron

Let's not forget she has caged the twins in her living room play pen, cages them in their cots every night and in the pushchair /highchair.

 

[JJusa69]

That’s the first time I’ve seen a normal portion for the boys yet she says it’s too much

It’s like she’s read here about portion size so has tried to increase it but then clearly had a panic about how it looks so tries to justify it by saying she made too much. Only in her head does that portion look too big, she has serious issues.

There are still only 7 bits of sweetcorn that I can see and about a tablespoon if that of tuna.

 

[Shivers]

There are still only 7 bits of sweetcorn that I can see and about a tablespoon if that of tuna.

True. But at least there was a fair amount of pasta. For someone who seems so hung up on ‘healthy’ eating the lack of veg in their diets is surprising. A lot of her dishes it’s only a bit of onion, some peas, sweetcorn etc.

 

[Filterholic]

There are still only 7 bits of sweetcorn that I can see and about a tablespoon if that of tuna.

And 3 “deluxe” tomatoes that they are obsessed with

How has she managed to make the Mayflower curry look weird? That's another thing Chelsea has over foodie Fopps, she can make the curry look appetising.

I think old Fopps may have invested in car headrest ipad holders for the boys to watch while in the car...

It’s the huge chunks of dry chicken breast poking out that make it look gross

 

[notokhun]

Maybe she's a first time egg buyer and didn't realise as no one told her she had look for free range

 

[Tvgossipfan]

I’ve just had a look at his IG definately !!!!! Good on him

Haha snap!!!

 

[Em85C]

Ahh, not squash?! Boring bast.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Ahh, not squash?! Boring bast.

And she thinks this is of interest because ??

 

[ChubClubThug]

Ahh, not squash?! Boring bast.

Shopping shopping shopping

 

[Izzy2011]

one glass of wine on a Friday night, steady on Fopps

 

[Noonoosanne]

one glass of wine on a Friday night, steady on Fopps

bleeping hardcore she is! Bet Chris is thinking he will get lucky tonight! Best he start popping the little blue pills!

 

[Eyerolling]

one glass of wine on a Friday night, steady on Fopps

It will be one teeny glass measured to the exact millimetre and “synned”. Saddo

 

[megsmagoo]

What is she using the fact the eggs were stamped in her defence for buying eggs from caged hens?! "

Vom, would have left them on the shelf and gone to another shop if we were desperate

 

[Tarrula]

Jesus Christ Nicola have a bleeping day off?!
Drinking wine on a Friday night, what a naughty girl

 

[Notothefakes]

Ahh, not squash?! Boring bast.

Maybe she’ll put a capful in her tea to save on the milk

 

[Justchilling]

If she really had a glass of wine she’d have posted a picture of the glass next to her iPad in her grey crushed velvet palace

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's the sort of dramatic fun sponge who turns wine into water and likes it 🥱

 

[DishtheDirt]

Must be wine left over from her last ‘shopping haul’ cos she didn’t show any in this weeks!
Blimey, she knows how to make it last

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

It was the Bayliss and Harding that made me laugh the most. At work a few years ago, we were asked to bring in unwanted gifts for a charity raffle. Someone donated a Bayliss and Harding gift set. I swear to god that gift set appeared in every raffle we had after that (and we had a lot). The winner would just re-donate it back into the prize pot because no one wanted it. It was a standing joke that it was the booby prize and believe me, there was some right old shite donated

The thing that amused me about the Baylis and Harding event was that Fopps was hardly in any of the photos the brand posted of the event.

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Ohhh a Friday Night thimble full of wine and more shopping! She sure knows how to live it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!