Fopperholic #39 Please use my affiliate link, I can't afford to move my sink

[RumNCoke]

I wonder how long she took to think up her phrase "Who am I?!?! I'm who I was really meant to be xx " Call me cynical but I feel it's all just for affect

Ohh how we must BOW to thee for changing SO MUCH after having TWO BABIES. leaving a SUCCESSFUL CAREER (cough.. 1 day a week) and now she's wearing FLAT SHOES PEOPLE.

FLAT.
SHOES.

 

[DishtheDirt]

I still can’t believe that she’s never experienced any of these things and been to these places before she had kids!
What has she been doing all her life?

 

[Noonoosanne]

Ffs!!! She’s begging for a collab !! Obviously Ellas kitchen never happened. She’s got to be the least subtle person ever

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Can't wait to see this

 

[Salmonshirt]

Why would she even be interested in those pouches now? The boys are nearly 2!

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

Why would she even be interested in those pouches now? The boys are nearly 2!

My child turns 2 this month, if I gave her a pouch she would probably throw it at me

 

[Noonoosanne]

Can't wait to see this

She will just use one of her magic filters to make them look nice!

 

[RumNCoke]

Ffs!!! She’s begging for a collab !! Obviously Ellas kitchen never happened. She’s got to be the least subtle person ever

Does she realise her TWO BABIES are nearly 2 and don't need pureed shite anymore?

 

[Cookiecookie]

I still can’t believe that she’s never experienced any of these things and been to these places before she had kids!
What has she been doing all her life?

Shopping, botox, hair, z-list worship on the telly

 

[EyeSpy88]

It must seriously exhaust her to keep up this pretence! It’s actually very sad for a woman of 40 to be faking it just so she can try and be something on Instagram!
Everything she says it’s like something out of a cheesy caption complication, it’s obvious it’s not how she really feels

 

[Wotsit]

I still can’t believe that she’s never experienced any of these things and been to these places before she had kids!
What has she been doing all her life?

Completing Netflix

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Does she realise her TWO BABIES are nearly 2 and don't need pureed shite anymore?

But nobody has told her they don’t need purées anymore! She will give them it until they leave home

 

[Allowedanopinion]

Can't wait to see this

I use this and I have dark hair isnt she supposed to be a blonde? This will make her eyebrows SO dark hahaha

 

[HMC]

Just looking at her photos of their day in the Sahara. Imagine being the poor person who’s taking the photos and having her shout her salty orders ‘Take it now when my hair is going whoosh in my flat shoes pretending to look perfect’ Her EGO os as big as her turkey mince obsession

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

#bigtoe throwback

 

[Eyerolling]

The dietitians from my Heath Trust just did a big post on how unhealthy and unnecessary protein bars are. Here is the pic but there was also a big report. Here you go Flopps

 

[Misssj80]

I still can’t believe that she’s never experienced any of these things and been to these places before she had kids!
What has she been doing all her life?

Shopping and looking at herself in the mirror????

 

[NoseyNorris]

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The difference is actually ridiculous #nofilter

What is she gaining from making the grass look dead? Does this filter make Othersons hair look blonder or something? I don't get it... surely lovely vibrant grass would have made such nicer pictures?

 

[Doyoulikemyname]

I'm sorry but that is the tiniest breakfast. Those pancakes are not much bigger than a strawberry. And the dollop of yogurt is the same.
She's starving those kids.
1 banana, 2 eggs and it makes enough pancakes for 4 of them?!

I hope they are still having milk at least

Just give them a big bowl of coco pops or Frosties haha ..... can you imagine

 

[Onceupatime]

So Fopps was/is an avid Fage fan for so long and became desperate at times perhaps wanting a collab. Here we have one of her insta slimming world besties with a collab with Fopps fave yoghurt I find this hilarious I bet Fopps is having princess paddy this morning