Nope Fopps this doesn’t make me like you your still a twitOh Nikki what an angelprobably be 0.5% the tight twit
Fopperholic #28 Carries on with her ‘very important job’, Stay home and parent you knob!
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She comments more panty gushing drivel on influencer/celeb accounts then her own devoted sheep following on her own account. Embarassing! When a blue tick wanker comments on her tit though, she’s wetting her size 8’s in replies
She'd be spraying bleach on anything that came through her till that wasn't syn free
She still can’t resist commenting that the boys are hitting the wrong ball with the golf club - it doesn’t bloody matter, they are just having fun and exploring!! Knocking their confidence is not going to help their development!
Knocking their confidence is not going to help their development!Does it make anyone else's skin crawl that she calls posting on Instagram "working"?
That is not, and never has been work.
The time has come for "influencers" freeloading off social media, off you pop to the local job centre and fill your cv with your massive skillset which includes "scrounging for likes" and "editing photos within an inch of their lives".
That is not, and never has been work.
The time has come for "influencers" freeloading off social media, off you pop to the local job centre and fill your cv with your massive skillset which includes "scrounging for likes" and "editing photos within an inch of their lives".
So what tit ad do we all think is on the way very soon......?? Toilet Rolls ? Flash Spray ?
Bullshit does she feel uneasy doing ads, she just wants attention off her sheep
Well she commented that Lawson hit the wrong ball but when Grayson did it like a second after she was all high pitched and well done GraysonShe still can’t resist commenting that the boys are hitting the wrong ball with the golf club - it doesn’t bloody matter, they are just having fun and exploring!!
Well I’ve found out that homeschooling four kids makes me want to drink, and I’m normally not a big drinker, never have been since having the kids really....but my god that’s about to change! 
Is she balls going to donate anything! This is the witch who sold her sons’ activity table that they loved playing with on fb! Playmat for a fiver instead of giving it the nearly new, wind your neck in Fopps....food for thought: Mother Theresa wasn’t arsed about swipe ups, and didn’t do good for likes and self promotion.
Is she balls going to donate anything! This is the witch who sold her sons’ activity table that they loved playing with on fb! Playmat for a fiver instead of giving it the nearly new, wind your neck in Fopps....food for thought: Mother Theresa wasn’t arsed about swipe ups, and didn’t do good for likes and self promotion.The funniest bit was “ARE WE IN THE GARDEN?!” aka duck you all I’m in my garden not outside outside hahahahaahahahahahahahahShe still can’t resist commenting that the boys are hitting the wrong ball with the golf club - it doesn’t bloody matter, they are just having fun and exploring!!
She does a useful running commentary for us all the time
Do my eyes deceive me is that beef mince not turkey 
hope she managed to get her hands on 5%
hope she managed to get her hands on 5%
Or the peasants who didn't have a range rover
..she would be asking to see keyfobs for proof! You can just imagine the wench can't you. MAD MAZZA would be on the next till saying - well done my Slimming world queen, I loved the way you scanned that Turkey mince it was beautiful... She would flat refuse to serve anyone who bought FULL FAT yoghurt... ooooh don't stir it but you can lick the lid
this woman gives me rage like nothing else on the internet 
time to for me to go on an instagram lockdown I think.. 
Funny thing is she has never shown them in the garden before apart from their first birthday and the messy play tray with a few cornflakes so it probably is a big deal they are in 'her' garden
The whole calpol on the doorstep thing, was she not in. No contact, that’s fine but? A friend dropped us a bag of shopping today, she rung me, left it on my doorstep and then walked a safe distance away to make sure we got it? Would her friend not have done the same? Or at least let her know it was there?
Defo gone out and bought it then staged the whole thing
you would mention who have dropped it for sure if it was #fopreal 
Do you reckon she'll be watching at 8.30pm ? Or will she be catching up on episodes of Towie or Made in Chelsea or whatever other tit she watches !
As if a 'school' friend dropped her some calpol round - and if she did wtf is that card about ? Why not a simple thank you !
As if a 'school' friend dropped her some calpol round - and if she did wtf is that card about ? Why not a simple thank you !
This is the dictionary definition of an influencer. Paid by an company to show products to encourage people to buy them. Like Elastoplast and graze bars. Are you sure your not an influencer fopps?
I think the card is about ' see I am a nice person ' when people that truly and sincerely do nice things for people they don't go around telling everyone, especially 152k followers !! It's all for show
But she made out she didn’t realise that the girl was getting her the calpol but left a card and a gift out! She didn’t need to post about the gift but did it for her own gainI think the card is about ' see I am a nice person ' when people that truly and sincerely do nice things for people they don't go around telling everyone, especially 152k followers !! It's all for show
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