I just want to see her faceplant a bleeping kebab after sinking 9 pints! (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)Speaking of restriction... here's the subway salad... after the costa stop... such a budget mumand boohoo her salad isn't big enough. She's probably secretly relieved it's a smaller portion. Can't go too crazy!
Fopperholic #22 Nine pint Nikki the new careers a flop, too posh to charity shop
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That's what I was thinking..... I actually hate stopping if I'm on a journey... I just can't wait to get there..... don't see the point of stopping for coffee AND then for lunch ?! She should of like you said took coffee in her reusable cup and packed some scanbran and egg/spinach pots - oh and 1/2 a grenade bar.... she'll hardly have anytime there ! Probably leave before breakfast as it could be a big greasy spoon breakie ! She probably will say that Favourson was clinging to her so she didn't want to leave him ! Or she's heard what the activities are and doesn't want to get involved !
I bleeping despise people who start off snide remarks with "not being funny".
Way to go foppy with bleeping off your "oop north" followers by pulling the old "northerners are tight" stereotype put your Gucci bag. Bravo.
Stuck up cow.
Way to go foppy with bleeping off your "oop north" followers by pulling the old "northerners are tight" stereotype put your Gucci bag. Bravo.
Stuck up cow.
No we don’t want her in YorkshireCan't believe she's moaning about her bloody salad! Just shut up and get yourself to Leeds woman
Most people in January are struggling to get through to payday , but this so called budget mommy has had a weeks holiday, new clothes welly’s and nasty looking trainers, oh and two nights away, plus all the other tit she’s does just stopping at the services today would of cost her over £10 gets me so angry 
and yet she sells gifted items and these companies keep gifting her sorry for the moan
and yet she sells gifted items and these companies keep gifting her sorry for the moan
Saw this on a local Facebook group recently and it made me chuckle and think of Fopperbolox. If she thinks Grayson's haircut is traumatic, can you imagine her reaction to this? 
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She’s calling subway tight - when she’s turning up to a hen do with 2 cans of g&t? 
no friends in the car with her either 
no friends in the car with her either I live in Leeds but am away this weekend....I would have been out fopp spotting for you guys if I was at home 
Why can’t she keep things private? It’s not HER hen weekend so why does she feel the need to keep uploading to the gram? Why tell people where you are? Must be having loads of fun if she can’t just chuck her phone and go and enjoy the moment!!
I was going to say that
sink 9 pints, a few gins and then shots of god knows what and then off to a grease pit for the fattest donner on nan with medium sauce....oh wait...that was my hen do Lurking and liking as usual but thought I'd comment and say why can't she just go out and forget syns for a few hours. Just live life...enjoy it! I've started SW again but I've enjoyed Christmas and the New Year and three birthdays in January celebrating my two nieces (one who turned 13) and my son's 12th birthday. I'm massively overweight for my height but I'm not going to let my weight prevent me from celebrating with the people I love. She's not even overweight so eating or drinking whatever is available is not going to throw her off that much. She's a silly woman who contributes to people thinking less of themselves because of the falsehoods she portrays.
My daughter turned 13 this week, and we have been living on cake
. I have lost weight, but it’s always been important to me that I don’t pass food or body issues on to my daughter. It’s all about balance and enjoying the special moments, something she really can’t do! Her issues are huge and as you say she is passing these issues on. Not only to her own children, but all the muppets that hang off her every word. It’s unbelievably sad that she can’t just go to her “friends” hen weekend, put her phone away and relax! Can’t FaceTime the boys over Instagram Nikki, so why has she spent most of the afternoon on it?haha sounds like mine..... pints of vodka and coke..... standing on the tables in a Beer Kellar place ..... chippy on the way home....... !! Perfect .... and just one evening not a whole weekend or week like they seem to be these days !I was going to say that
Yep, even tho i was slimming for my wedding i said oh balls to that on my hen weekend
Come home with a dildo in your handbag
OMG..... I had one strapped to the hat I had to wear .... complete with condoms and pictures of naked men and L sign draped round my neck and a few tissue flowers for good measure... (it was the early 90's btw!!) ......Yep, even tho i was slimming for my wedding i said oh balls to that on my hen weekend
Come home with a dildo in your handbag
Love how she thinks Sheffield/ Huddersfield is "Pretty North"... bleeping dumb ass witch hasn't got a clue where she is does she!!
Shame she can't pop into meadowhall for some me time
just got to bore us all to death with her stories instead 
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