Fopperholic #22 Nine pint Nikki the new careers a flop, too posh to charity shop

[Dontmissmuch]

just had a nosy blimey that is a young lady with her hands full... seems much more relatable than I’m not 40 yet Flops

If you scroll through that lady's pages she is so open and honest and keeps it real..... and Fopps is there commenting to this girl telling her she's soooo amazing..... and it all sounds so fake now if she showed her parenting warts and all I'm sure she'd be much more likeable !!

Also the music time - who for her or them ? Because it looked like more her than the boys banging the drum - just leave them bloody be woman !

 

[monga]

She defo doesn't enjoy being a mum. I watched some of her old pregnancy you tube videos last week, she's genuinely happy in them that she's pregnant and seems excited about the future. She's still a twat at times but much more bearable in the old stuff than she is now. Its hard to explain how different she is. Motherhood obviously isn't what she imagined and I know it's been pointed out before I don't think she's bonded with them like she expected. She's just posting things about them that she thinks she should do/ say or has seen other parents post. The only times you see her look as happy now as she did 2 years ago, are in the posts from the "events" she's attended with all the Z listers.

See Lawson dressed as a little bee and Grayson as a prince in her stories how appropriate

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

She’s posted on insta some pics and is promoting her blog but says was not gifted they just got a good deal ...

Her pics today have a better filter too... she must be taking our advice

what on earth would she do without her tattle team haha...oh yeah even shitter content than she already does

 

[sbeg77]

I thought the white noise thing was odd too.

I don't see any issue using white noise. My toddler still listens to Ewan the Sheep every night. It's relaxing, comforting and a sleep cue. He has learnt to turn it back on again himself if he wakes through the night and it sends him back to sleep.

 

[ChubClubThug]

God some of those are soo chavvy!!!

Did you expect anything less from old floppy bollox

 

[Dontmissmuch]

It sounds stupid but my son starts school this year and I'm already panicking in case they make you do a mums race at his sports days I swear I'll cry that's how much I hate sports haha. I hated p.e at school and constantly used to either bunk off or write myself a sick note signed very convincingly from my mum aka me haha I'll join you girls for wine on the sidelines haha

Don't worry about it.... nobody forces you do to anything..... my kids primary school didn't do parent races.... they didn't even really do competitive individual stuff - was all in teams so that kids didn't lose and feel bad ... I didn't really agree with that but as long as I wasn't expected to wiggle my fat arse into an old spud sack I was happy

 

[Heidi77]

She looks so much better in the unfiltered photo, she does look chubbier but she also looks younger. I don't understand why she can't see it for herself.

I just can’t believe how different her face looks! I wouldn’t recognize her if I met her in real life. Her face is a lot rounder. But that’s what you look like Nikki so maybe you should own it.

 

[Ellsbells123]

Stretchy stretchy at it again! I see she had to mention her mountains of washing after CP seeing as someone mentioned it on here! But she doesn't read here. Or alter her photos. Ha.

And she nearly “bowed” out. Boring, predictable fopp’s

 

[Ihatefakepeople]

What a fucking shallow cunt of a woman. You'd think they'd scalped him and gave him a face tattoo with that post.

I bet she's raging coz you can see his ears more now. She's slagged off Chris for years about his ears and now faveson has his dad's features.

I was going to comment the same thing saying he has ears like Chris but felt mean

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Grayson's hair wasn’t even that long before it was cut so it could have waited until the other barbers had an appointment surely? The advantage of getting it short is it will be longer until the next haircut needed!

 

[Em85C]

I reckon she’s sitting there with Chris’ plate for the first photo, to pass off a massive plate of food as hers...the second photo looks a lot smaller than that dinner! Could just be my eyes but always cynical when it comes to Fopp!!

With good reason!!

 

[JJusa69]

1 sandwich between them.

 

[Em85C]

I wish she got a wonky hair cut

Now that would be hilare IMAGINE hahahahaha

 

[Sliceofcake]

The boys hair don’t even look bad, she’s probs pissed cus she couldn’t do it herself. She’s such a control freak ME ME ME

 

[Queenie25]

I don’t get why she can’t get ready until they nap, it’s bizarre. I do like to shower, do my hair and make up so I always used to shut the stair gate upstairs and let mine roam around, they would also have a few toys upstairs. Just baby proof upstairs and let them crawl around, it really isn’t bloody hard!!

That’s what do too! It’s really not hard. She’s a complete bell end.

 

[Noonoosanne]

Woah another night away with the girls on Saturday! She’s living it up is old fopps!!

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

3ofheartsmummy.....read the captioning on her posts, sounds like fopps is writing them.

just had a nosy blimey that is a young lady with her hands full... seems much more relatable than I’m not 40 yet Flops

 

[ChubClubThug]

It was on one of the stories (I’m sure she’s shared it off one of the other mums and the caption was something like “when you’re out with @fopperholic) literally I’m sure it was M&S round pot with 2 hard boiled eggs in and spinach couldn’t think of anything worse!

Yeah it was I saw that

 

[Buggeroff]

At least the boys have a plate each for once! But slimming world chips? Not even so much as a chocolate button for dessert either I bet

now that’s tomorrow night!

Also for someone who tries to act posh saying ta really doesn’t help her case

 

[jenandthetwins]

Yet another dinner that looks exactly the same