Fopperholic #22 Nine pint Nikki the new careers a flop, too posh to charity shop

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Hull yay we don’t take no shit in Hull

Someone would put their cig out on her or ask her for 20p the minute she stepped in town.

 

[Misssj80]

Yes both middle names are on the list as Reid is also one of the twins middle names View attachment 73787

My son is Roman, so glad she didn't choose that name! One of my best friends, her son is called Lawson and every time I say it, it makes me unfortunately think of Fopps!!

 

[Thismamacan]

Fuck sake now shes started on the 'tap to' band wagon

 

[Buggeroff]

I don’t believe there’s a sock out there that a baby will not pull off

 

[Misssj80]

It's all been strangely quiet for the last few hours. Thank you for listening to us Nikki and putting your phone down! Not that you read here at all

She's probably driving home

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

No Fopps we don't need to see your shitty new extension step by step !! Someone has just said no kitchen and they gained 10lbs - Fopps will be in hell if she can't pan fry the life out of everything !! Least she can plug her microwave in and live on mug cakes ! FFS why do people want her crazy camera swinging around some trenches of mud in her garden ?!

Don’t forget her beloved pot noodles too

 

[monga]

that is heartbreaking
this woman doesn’t know the meaning of the word traumatic
everything gets handed to her on a plate ... the only thing she’s struggled with is getting
pregnant she had every right to say that was traumatic... even that she then went on to turn it into a shit show and make a mockery of it for people who won’t be as fortunate as her fucking self ... she’s vile absolutely fucking vile



At least his glasses won’t keep slipping off those ears will keep them up sturdy

God help him he has nothing going for him then the critter ! I never noticed his ears tbh

 

[ChubClubThug]

3ofheartsmummy.....read the captioning on her posts, sounds like fopps is writing them.

I had a stalk of her account, she's just miles above floppybollox in the social media/lifestyle/parenting world it would seem..Her posts seem sincere and she's trumped her by having THREE BABIES . I wonder if she copies her style when she does the extension? As her house is lovely. No glitter or a grey velvet sofa in sight

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I never thought of it like this, but my friend I'm sat with on the train just said... Fopps must realise they are lacking nutrients if she is buying vitamins surely? She is a Mum but I'm not so I don't know what to think about that comment.

She was intrigued by Fopps as she didn't know about her account but does follow Chelsea Pateman and is going for a good old nose on insta and YT and a tattle account

 

[MaxieMoo]

So, you're a dick as well then?

As if she would piss on you if you were on fire. Get a grip Sheepy Peeps

 

[Ellsbells123]

I genuinely believe she had a think about how to address what’s being said on here and thought she’d do a Q&A. She’s probably asked herself those questions about the boys using a second account, so she can control what’s being asked and answer them the way she wants.

Fopp’s mum must have been busy on Sunday morning

 

[ChubClubThug]

Watched the cp vlog and why does she not have they white noise machine in the soft toy it comes in? Also why is she still using it. We used it when they were newborns but stopped when they were around 7 months

I thought the white noise thing was odd too.

 

[jenandthetwins]

Weird how Grayson’s hair looks so neatly done at the top when he apparently didn’t have that bit cut at all

 

[Salmonshirt]

Swipe up for the books coming in 3....2....

 

[Buggeroff]

i was in CP The week before she went and what I’m confused about is a lot of the activities she’s done with the boys are from 18months. There aren’t many younger activities just a few of them. We didn’t do those types of activities because we knew they wouldn’t get much from it. So if we did skuttle bugs we knew we’d be putting them back on and just be pushing them around. And the art and crafts she did it you’d be pulling them back to sit down and pulling playdough out their mouth. We just let our practise their walking in the sport centre, park and even when we went for a quick drink. We also took them swimming sometimes twice a day as we didn’t see the point in booking Them to something they couldn’t do and would get annoyed at us!

 

[Halloween]

See she's got her Rottweilers sticking up for her ....

Oo the irony, take your own advice and just scroll past

 

[Ellsbells123]

My husband is Police Officer and they were told to disguise their names on SM

This makes perfect sense, I don’t understand why you wouldn’t! Didn’t somebody say that they had recognised the ladies children, just from SM? It’s scary.
I wonder how much of the wedding Fopp’s will give away?!

 

[Monkey47]

It took her over an hour to walk just over a mile?! I don’t get it? Walking speed is 4mph average isn’t it?

I’m a chubster and don’t walk fast and I do 5 miles in 1 hr 12 mins lol

 

[Choco88]

They’re all pissing themselves about the silly bint taking a pot of hard boiled eggs and spinach on a girls trip why can’t she just eat a burger like the rest of us losing weight or not?

Omg where did you read about that?

 

[Buggeroff]

She’s Mrs f sponge.. fun sponge