Doesn’t sound my kinda thing. We do lodge breaks as an extra holiday for us and the best bit is how chilled and quiet it is. CP sounds like a live-in theme park.
Fopperholic #21 lost 1lb in a week, her parenting skills need a tweak!
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Never been.... never wanted to to be honest....... and could never of afforded it when kids were that age.... but then I'm a lazy fat feck who wouldn't fancy swimming, tennis, walking, biking on a daily basisI’ve never understood CP (though I have actually never been!) but it just seems like an overly expensive way to go on a lodge break? Am I missing something? Do I need to book a CP holiday?
It’s cute cause there is lots of animals like deer, squirrels but I don’t love it. My husband does to me it’s ok.... I can’t put my finger on. Its a lot of money for scratchy sheets
It’s almost a fancy butlins
Fancy Butlins is a great way to describe it. It’s overpriced for what it is. I find the older kids enjoy it more. We took my little girl when she couldn’t quite walk (10 months) but was cruising and went with another family with older kids (10 & 8). There wasn’t much for ours to do but the fresh air was nice and seeing the older kids enjoy it.It’s cute cause there is lots of animals like deer, squirrels but I don’t love it. My husband does to me it’s ok.... I can’t put my finger on. Its a lot of money for scratchy sheets
It’s almost a fancy butlins
I certainly wouldn’t pay school holiday prices but would go back for if I could get a cheap week. No chance now that my little girl is at school and I work in one
Fancy Fopps at Fancy Butlins in her Fancy Fake “Alexandra” McQueens!Fancy Butlins is a great way to describe it. It’s overpriced for what it is. I find the older kids enjoy it more. We took my little girl when she couldn’t quite walk (10 months) but was cruising and went with another family with older kids (10 & 8). There wasn’t much for ours to do but the fresh air was nice and seeing the older kids enjoy it.
I certainly wouldn’t pay school holiday prices but would go back for if I could get a cheap week. No chance now that my little girl is at school and I work in one
Them boys look so lost at that art class, and why does she feel the need to take the piss out of them they are babies for duck sake
sparkly going out blouse at CP? Pics filtered to duck as usual..... favourite child on her lap ... and their little faces they look so bewildered apart from the water ones
At CP the only free thing is the pool every other activity you pay for. I have stayed at Woburn and worked there, it is OK but expensive as it is the newest park in the UK, I would say her boys are really too young to appreciate it.
Fopps at an event for soap & handwash with Z listers VS Fopps on a family holiday with her much longed for children....hmmm spot the difference.
She is bleeping miserable. And her children look completely baffled. Make the most of it boys, it’s back to your prams and high chairs next week.
She is bleeping miserable. And her children look completely baffled. Make the most of it boys, it’s back to your prams and high chairs next week.
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Dedicated to Fopp's SM "career" (to the tune of "Dr Hook's, Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me") ......
Bazza White's my hero, he's my superstar!
But I found this guy Chris Ryan, with a flashier car
Lucy pulls in millions
And I just beg for free
Oh everybody's makin' it big but me
Bazza White's my hero, he's my superstar!
But I found this guy Chris Ryan, with a flashier car
Lucy pulls in millions
And I just beg for free
Oh everybody's makin' it big but me
A bit overdressed for centre parcs lol
I think it's billies 30th? But yes fopps will definitely want to copy! At least fopps hasn't had her hair in that God awful bun thing on top of her head this week!Billie Faires is going to New York for her 40th. We know where Foppergirlfan will be going for her 40th, she's got a huge crush on the Faires
Boys look bleeping miserable
The boys don’t have a clue how to handle the paint and stamps - it’s very obvious they have not encountered anything similar before dad really as by their age they should be exploring different mediums for mark making and developing their fine motor skills.
By the looks of it, they don’t enjoy much water play either as every child that that I have ever taught us immediately up to their elbows at the 1st opportunity.
Lawson particularly looks bemused. It’s actually rather painful to see this. There is no reason why these boys should be so detached given they were so wanted. It’s verging on emotional neglect.
dad really as by their age they should be exploring different mediums for mark making and developing their fine motor skills. By the looks of it, they don’t enjoy much water play either as every child that that I have ever taught us immediately up to their elbows at the 1st opportunity.
Lawson particularly looks bemused. It’s actually rather painful to see this. There is no reason why these boys should be so detached given they were so wanted. It’s verging on emotional neglect.
Sorry, yes I meant 30th for Billie x
The face of a mother that wants to be anywhere than sat doing engaging with her much wanted babies! 
Both boys look bewildered and totally lost! She looks like she would rather be in Wellsborne market buying cheap fakes! I’ve said it before....does she not actually look at these pictures? This is the best she has to offer?
oh....and of course fav twin no 1is on her lap with twin 2 looking lost beside her!!
Both boys look bewildered and totally lost! She looks like she would rather be in Wellsborne market buying cheap fakes! I’ve said it before....does she not actually look at these pictures? This is the best she has to offer?oh....and of course fav twin no 1is on her lap with twin 2 looking lost beside her!!
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