Fopperholic #21 lost 1lb in a week, her parenting skills need a tweak!

[Em85C]

Green with envy...this made me think, am I green with envy of the instagram sensation that is fopperbollox Yes a little, I'm envious that she manages to make enough money from the sh!t show that is her boring life to by a SAHM but I'm not envious of any of the rest of it. It's a bloomin car crash and I just can't turn it off. She in no way consumes my life, I just enjoy watching her prancing about with her head in the clouds when she springs up on IG. I've never known anyone like her.
I started following Fopps after she told me about her IG account *cringe*. She quickly pointed me in the direction of this page and I now read it like you would the news.
Instead of prancing about at the gym all week she should be developing her children. Its bloomin embarrassing how docile they are, she's failing at the one job she has due to her own vanity. I'm watching and waiting for her to wake up...will it ever happen.
So no not envious, not mean, not trolling. I'm genuinely fascinated.
Also what keeps me watching are the lies, contradiction after contradiction. She honestly believes her own lies. I literally have to peel my jaw off the floor. I love them.

Have you met her then?

Spill the beans

 

[Halloween]

Have you met her then?

I have met her, I went to her group as I heard she was good, she had her cover magazines on the joining up table. It was at that point I knew I'd made a big mistake. She thinks very highly of herself.

 

[Chunkeylaydee]

Im surprised she’s over 10st. I’m 5ft6 too and at 9st I look very bony/ muscly (very little body fat) but can’t get in many size 10s, probably only bottoms.

Quite a few of my close friends have been surprised at what I weigh because I don’t look as heavy as I am. I have lost 5 and a half stone and kept it off. But I have excess skin that I reckon could lose another stone off me. I’ve just learned how to dress well.

 

[Halloween]

Spill the beans

I don't think I have any beans, I stayed to her group for a short amount of time but then moved to another. I think whomever described her as Tanya Turner hit the nail on the head - looks wise and completely in love with herself. I've also seen them in Costa with the boys, they just both sat there with the kids in their car seats (obvs a few months back), not talking. Very random.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I don't think I have any beans, I stayed to her group for a short amount of time but then moved to another. I think whomever described her as Tanya Turner hit the nail on the head - looks wise and completely in love with herself. I've also seen them in Costa with the boys, they just both sat there with the kids in their car seats (obvs a few months back), not talking. Very random.

I always think it's strange that they appear to purposely go out to a coffee shop .... me and hubby or friends and I would just pop in if we were out shopping .... seems they make a trip especially to do so.... same as going to a drive-thru coffee place... I find that very odd ?!

 

[Schnoodle123]

I always think it's strange that they appear to purposely go out to a coffee shop .... me and hubby or friends and I would just pop in if we were out shopping .... seems they make a trip especially to do so.... same as going to a drive-thru coffee place... I find that very odd ?!

I’m glad it isn’t just me who gets puzzled about this! X

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I’m glad it isn’t just me who gets puzzled about this! X

It seems to be such a waste of money ... couple of coffees must be around £5-6 ?!

 

[Ellsbells123]

Can't believe how quick this thread is moving. She does look miserable don't think Chris helps her that much with the boys.

I think he is quite hands on, he doesn’t have a choice even on his alleged working from home days he is seen in coffee shops, soft play and Tesco! I think she has a lot of resentment towards Chris, this was quite clear in her stories on Saturday, because he actually works to keep a roof over their heads! She is lonely and not coping well on her own with the boys! I’m guessing her mum is at home a lot ;naturally) caring for her dad, as she hasn’t been seen for a while?

 

[ChubClubThug]

I don't think I have any beans, I stayed to her group for a short amount of time but then moved to another. I think whomever described her as Tanya Turner hit the nail on the head - looks wise and completely in love with herself. I've also seen them in Costa with the boys, they just both sat there with the kids in their car seats (obvs a few months back), not talking. Very random.

I can fully believe this. Their marriage is deader than Elvis and the white patent boot. Absolutely zero chemistry between them. They have shown this when they vlog the nights out. She is there for the money and I bet now she feels trapped by kids and no income.

 

[frillseeker]

I always think it's strange that they appear to purposely go out to a coffee shop .... me and hubby or friends and I would just pop in if we were out shopping .... seems they make a trip especially to do so.... same as going to a drive-thru coffee place... I find that very odd ?!

Totally agree. Going to the supermarket and Costa is a day out for them. That's something I do during the week or we would do on a Saturday morning before the rest of the days plans. I find their lives so so boring. I wonder if that's because she's so restrictive with food? I guess a lot of socialising is done around food, which she can't handle unless it's massively controlled so perhaps that's why everything is so repetitive and dull. She never seems to do normal stuff like meet friends for lunch, have your mates round for a Chinese, go to her mum's for a roast, go out for breakfast. Imagine living your life that way. Utterly depressing.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Totally agree. Going to the supermarket and Costa is a day out for them. That's something I do during the week or we would do on a Saturday morning before the rest of the days plans. I find their lives so so boring. I wonder if that's because she's so restrictive with food? I guess a lot of socialising is done around food, which she can't handle unless it's massively controlled so perhaps that's why everything is so repetitive and dull. She never seems to do normal stuff like meet friends for lunch, have your mates round for a Chinese, go to her mum's for a roast, go out for breakfast. Imagine living your life that way. Utterly depressing.

Don't forget her wild outings to subway and the harvester

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

I don't think I have any beans, I stayed to her group for a short amount of time but then moved to another. I think whomever described her as Tanya Turner hit the nail on the head - looks wise and completely in love with herself. I've also seen them in Costa with the boys, they just both sat there with the kids in their car seats (obvs a few months back), not talking. Very random.

Me I said about Tanya Turner...just the way she does her make up though

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Never seen someone who constantly refers to themselves as a FOODIE rotate the three most boring and dryest looking meals each week, live off jacket potatoes NO BUTTER when out with her boys and order a Subway salad NO DRESSING. Hardly a foodie. Live a little Fopps, your boys are going to grow up with your own deluded views on food. How can Chris think it’s normal?! Surely he dreads meal times?!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Why is she saying she has half a stone to lose? Her BMI is pretty much perfect. Not that I follow that bullshit scale, but she seems to go off that?

Ohhhhh wait, I know why. Cos she’s a damaging prat.

 

[Octopus9]

Don't know if I'm being stupid, but where does the name Fopperholic come from?

 

[Mancnet]

This seems to have been deleted...(or at least I can’t see it now). I screenshotted it before as I expected as much. She’s such a snarky witch with anyone who doesn’t lick her arse.

 

[Saturn]

The size of that jacket potato and salad! It’s on a side plate and the potato is not much bigger then a spinach leaf!

 

[Wotsit]

This seems to have been deleted...(or at least I can’t see it now). I screenshotted it before as I expected as much. She’s such a snarky witch with anyone who doesn’t lick her arse. View attachment 70693

Cath allsopp needs have a word with herself sharpish

 

[Pinklady567]

Did anyone notice how pissed of she came across that on a Tuesday she has to bath the boys, cook and put them to bed all by herself!!
I mean I have to do that every bloody day with my two kids because my husband has to work and doesn’t get home until later. She honestly has no idea, it’s what parents have to do I’m afraid. No one moans about it they just get on with it!!

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Not at the 'lowest' acceptable weight
I've put her measurements into a BMI calculator and well we can all see the results!