Fopperholic #104 six months too late with the Instahun Uggs I’ve had no lip filler she thinks we’re mugs!

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All these comparison pictures of her clearly filtering herself to the extreme could do with being on the wiki so anyone coming here as a newbie can easily see what we say is true. I can't believe how blatant she is with it yet how many people blow smoke up her arse on her posts telling her how amazing she looks
 
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I've been a bit MIA on Tattle but had to come on to mention the following:-
*What the duck is the orange face on the right it makes her look ill.

*The hotel will 1000% be on business expenses...btw Chris' first business accounts came out last week on Companies House.

*If it's not (unlikely) but this means they have spent more on a night away than I have for all my carefully chosen Christmas shopping for my immediate and extended family. Wtf.

*It was my birthday weekend this weekend and I felt guilty receiving 2 presents rather than just something small (though I admit they are very useful and will be used practically daily around my real world job and the kitchen item will benefit the whole family) and an unexpected meal out. This expectation she has for her birthday is insane

The difference between Monday and Saturday is insane 🙈🙈
 
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I've been a bit MIA on Tattle but had to come on to mention the following:-
*What the duck is the orange face on the right it makes her look ill.

*The hotel will 1000% be on business expenses...btw Chris' first business accounts came out last week on Companies House.

*If it's not (unlikely) but this means they have spent more on a night away than I have for all my carefully chosen Christmas shopping for my immediate and extended family. Wtf.

*It was my birthday weekend this weekend and I felt guilty receiving 2 presents rather than just something small (though I admit they are very useful and will be used practically daily around my real world job and the kitchen item will benefit the whole family) and an unexpected meal out. This expectation she has for her birthday is insane
Thought i'd not seen you around as much, go catch up on gammons thread it's been hysterical ;) hope you had a lovely birthday my friend. What do his accounts show?? do tell........
 
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Was just about to comment saying wait for the braggy post about where they’ve taken the boys today but I see she’s already done it. Half 9 on a Monday when most of us are at work and kids are in childcare they are at ANOTHER trampoline place. They always like to show off taking them out after they’ve had more time away from them.
 
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Her weekend away looks so fake like they are trying to PROVE how much they love each other. Most people don’t need all the flashy spending and bragging! I’d just enjoy my time away without thinking how we can brag some more! They look like a couple who are just going through the motions of being married, not actually madly in love with each other. Sad. And pathetic.
 
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Her nose looks weird in this photo with the line above on between the bridge and tip.
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She has replied to almost every comment on her latest post but not even liked the comments for her birthday... when will people wise up that she gives no shits about them ?
 
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A trampoline park and swimming lessons in the same day. Got to make sure the miracles are asleep by 7 for that precious me time. And as per usual it’s all about golden child.
 
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How are advent calendars an inconvenience? That’s made me really sad. My kids are 18 and 14 and still love opening their advent calendars. We used to buy them Lego advent calendars when they were smaller and every morning was like Christmas morning. They’d rush down to open them and together would make their model and would get on and be in their own little Lego world. ❤
 
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She won’t be buying anAdvent Calendar for them when they are 33 like I still do Everything to do with those kids is an inconvenience to her
 
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One more thing to do? As opposed to what floppy bollocks? all your beauty treatments,hardcore workouts and eye bleeping your self in the mirror? Lazy cow
 
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What an absolute twit 😡
If it was buying coats , blazers , shoes , spending ridiculous amounts of Chris s money on HERSELF she would do it without hesitation just because she has seen instahuns doing the same. Or standing in front of random houses demanding Chris take her pics it would be ok.
Yet Elf on the shelf is Once a year ‼ . It’s fun , it’s exciting for littles but because it’s not for HER it’s too much trouble for her . What an awful, self centred woman . She could not be less maternal if she tried 😡
“it’s a No from me “ she gloats😡 . What about what Chris wants ? Oh wait …. As usual he will do exactly what she wants 😡
#Chavaholic
 
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Thought i'd not seen you around as much, go catch up on gammons thread it's been hysterical ;) hope you had a lovely birthday my friend. What do his accounts show?? do tell........
I did thank you. it was a special one, not in numbers, but just in the time of my life and my circumstances with the people I was with-hope that makes sense.

I really do need to catch up on Gammons because I saw something online about her last night and must post it. although someone else may have already not sure.
 
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She’s such a narcissistic witch.My next birthday I will be 75, the plans are a small tea at my daughter’s with my immediate family, that’ll do , being with loved ones🎂
 
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Those boys would love elf on the shelf, I know it's a commitment, I did it for a few years and the pure look of magic and fun in my kids eyes each morning made every moment of it worth it, my twins are teenagers now but they often talk about the elf antics and can't believe that we set all those up and pulled it off for all that time. I'd give anything to go back to that Christmas magic because once that part is gone, it's gone for good. We still have an amazing Christmas and of course it's still magical but nothing beats those early years where kids are deep in santa phase and believe in all that magic, she could keep it simple, not much effort required, there are even groups on facebook for people to share ideas of elf antics, we got a bit competitive and really pushed the boat out with some of them but we had so much fun doing it and i'd be trying to stifle laughter as I set it up nightly, they're the best memories yet stick up the arse Nicola can't be bothered!!!
 
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I've been a bit MIA on Tattle but had to come on to mention the following:-
*What the duck is the orange face on the right it makes her look ill.

*The hotel will 1000% be on business expenses...btw Chris' first business accounts came out last week on Companies House.

*If it's not (unlikely) but this means they have spent more on a night away than I have for all my carefully chosen Christmas shopping for my immediate and extended family. Wtf.

*It was my birthday weekend this weekend and I felt guilty receiving 2 presents rather than just something small (though I admit they are very useful and will be used practically daily around my real world job and the kitchen item will benefit the whole family) and an unexpected meal out. This expectation she has for her birthday is insane
Hope you're ok 🥰 we miss your contributions you're a tattle OG

Sounds like you had a lovely birthday and not a pornstar martini poured from a milk carton in sight 😜
 
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