Food & Drink

[PoorPatrol]

Yess @PoorPatrol Jason Issacs would bleeping get it. Couldn't get on with the HP films though.
As mentioned upthread I didn't think the previous threads were cliquey? It was literally the nicest/most welcoming/supportive etc set of threads I've ever contributed to. I posted after lurking for ages cos I felt that I would be welcomed if I did, ever 30 odd threads deep.
Perhaps there were other people that didn't feel the same way though.

Yes the films were dreadful, and yet... Mr Malfoy had a certain malevolent snobbery that gets me going I don’t think the JM threads are cliquey at all, everyone is really just so thoughtful and kind and considerate, and so clever! I think the reason for an offshoot is that whole threads were taken up with lovely and brilliant chat (albeit JM triggered). I guess if people had just joined, they might take one look and feel a bit overwhelmed by in-jokes about drawers full of cocks and triangulating coriander

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Sean Bean for me, in all ages, even now. Love his accent as well

 

[Begborrowsteal]

yes I have and Tom Hardy he is not

I have to defend the growers of the world. They are a very lovely surprise.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I have to defend the growers of the world. They are a very lovely surprise.

I had a mad slag year when I got divorced and they are all so different, I was massively shocked. The theory that tall men are packing does not follow.

 

[Suprise!]

Pfftttt now you’ve said Lord of the Rings and Mr Bloom, I raise you: Orlando Bloom, but only as an elf in LOTR
What is actually wrong with me???

Me too, and Viggo Mortensen but only as Aragorn. Also Hugo Weaving but only as Elrond.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I had a mad slag year when I got divorced and they are all so different, I was massively shocked. The theory that tall men are packing does not follow.

Tall blokes usually had long skinny ones. Small fellas, ime, usually had big ones but shorter.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Oh my god have you seen the pics of him canoeing in the nuddy with Katy Perry? I would post but I’m not sure if allowed

What have I not made clear about my sickness?? It’s elves and only elves for me oh, and wizards, maybe a bit of Thorin Oakenshield and a few others thrown in. Although.... maybe I can google OB canoeing and just imagine the elf ears

 

[Aquamarina]

I’m here too fraus! And my favourite biscuit is any of the M&S Extremely Chocolatey ones in the boxes you get at Christmas.

 

[Pocahontas]

What have I not made clear about my sickness?? It’s elves and only elves for me oh, and wizards, maybe a bit of Thorin Oakenshield and a few others thrown in. Although.... maybe I can google OB canoeing and just imagine the elf ears

Haha but have you seen The Hobbit films? Orlando is considerably older in these than in LOTR, but he is playing a younger version of himself. Doesn’t work. Plus, apparently the blue contacts hurt his eyes so they had to CGI his eyes blue, so the finished result is like the Ice King’s eyes. Or JM’s in an Instagram filter
Not that I am poo-pooing your Bloom love though! Different horses for different courses

 

[Suprise!]

What have I not made clear about my sickness?? It’s elves and only elves for me oh, and wizards, maybe a bit of Thorin Oakenshield and a few others thrown in. Although.... maybe I can google OB canoeing and just imagine the elf ears

Ooh yes Thorin, and Kili the hot dwarf!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I wonder what JM will do without the attention?
I don’t want the emotional roller coaster of her exploitation of the kitten.
Sorry if I’ve said the wrong thing here.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Tim Tams are my weakness

I like all sorts of perfumes but am currently wearing an armani one that reminds me of my younger days

I have a dedicated cheese basket in my fridge

We got a new fridge last month and it comes with an actual cheese drawer. I've peaked at life

 

[Alansbigplate]

Tall blokes usually had long skinny ones. Small fellas, ime, usually had big ones but shorter.

I’ve seen every shape and size, fat ones skinny ones some as big as your head. No correlation

 

[Switchstreetz]

I’m cheating on Jack, but could barely make a coherent comment in real time anyway, I live for the gifs and talking shite!

favourite biscuit are pistachio ones from Fortnum and Mason (FANCY) they were so lovely, that when I eat a different biscuit I think of them

secret crush is Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy, but not when he’s a different character. I know, I know, I’m sick. Also obvs Sir Keir Starmer QC (must always say the whole thing) despite certain people saying certain tit about him, like that he looks like Woody

favourite scent on myself I love anything fresh and floral, but on a man it has to be really ridiculously intense. If sir Keir Starmer QC came up to me in a Westminster Pret, wearing Fahrenheit I would DIE!

You've just made me realise Kier Starmer reminds me of my dad but younger and posher with a quiff and my dad wears Fahrenheit (that stuff is eye wateringly expensive as a present )

 

[chocolate choux]

I didn’t think the JM threads were cliquey - I thought everyone on them was always welcoming to all, and involving. There are lots of in-jokes, but if someone asked they would be explained.

Was gutted that they changed the thread title - I felt mortified that I had done a chaos and taken Silver Lining’s honour away!

The thread has a lot of heart, a lot of comedy and a lot of smart people. Maybe people were pissed off to wake up and see pages of overnight chat and gifs they had to churn through

I do love the coven and think all the non-Jack talk was a wonderful antidote to the crappy Jack content but I can empathise with the other POV too, especially as the off topic talk grew from being the odd few posts to endless pages about random tit

Another website I used in the past was very strict with keeping things on topic, like no personal posts at all except brief information which was especially relevant e.g. “I live in her town and yes she still works in that shop”. None of the community of the coven but very efficient to read, especially if you were grunkaing!

This still feels a bit weird but trying to embrace the change

 

[Alansbigplate]

You've just made me realise Kier Starmer reminds me of my dad but younger and posher with a quiff and my dad wears Fahrenheit (that stuff is eye wateringly expensive )

How does it feel having a sexy dad?

 

[Switchstreetz]

I didn’t think the JM threads were cliquey - I thought everyone on them was always welcoming to all, and involving. There are lots of in-jokes, but if someone asked they would be explained.

Was gutted that they changed the thread title - I felt mortified that I had done a chaos and taken Silver Lining’s honour away!

The thread has a lot of heart, a lot of comedy and a lot of smart people. Maybe people were pissed off to wake up and see pages of overnight chat and gifs they had to churn through

Every Chaos has a silver lining

How does it feel having a sexy dad?

NOOOO

 

[Pocahontas]

You've just made me realise Kier Starmer reminds me of my dad but younger and posher with a quiff and my dad wears Fahrenheit (that stuff is eye wateringly expensive )

Don’t invite @GrunkaLunka round for tea ... or maybe do?

 

[Raker]

Hi Fraus, got way far behind and a bit triggered and unsure of thread rules now so I have come here. Could someone give me a quick tldr as to what is broadly ok to post as I’m worried about doing it wrong, there aren’t any specific posting rules to be have to refer too. Hope all is ok as can be to all and love to the info I have caught that isn’t

This thread seem pretty chilled, only 2 rules
GIFs
Cuntery

actually it’s lovely to get away from the pervasive, anxiety inducing hate of the JM threads. Although all posters there have been fabulous, warm, thoughtful, articulate and fecking funny, and therefore I’m all out of lungs to hoot up, I do believe @heretoreaditall2019 is utterly correct with her demonic diagnosis.

JM is a soul sucking dementor.

anyway, biscuits - not keen. I will tolerate a shortbread finger or a mint Kit Kat (not really a biscuit).

I will however absolutely Henry a line of Fifteens, given half a chance...

Northern Irish Fifteens traybake, kid friendly - Elsa Eats

Fifteens are an easy no-bake traybake that kids can get involved with. These are eaten in Northern Ireland so I make these sometimes for St Patricks Day.

www.elsaeats.com

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I’ve seen every shape and size, fat ones skinny ones some as big as your head. No correlation

I always did, but two definitely took me by surprise. One was gorgeous, standard height and good build.. thumb sized penis. I was very dissappointed. The other; WELL. He wasnt attractive, he was shorter than me but lord. Was he packing!

also - biscuits; shortbread or golden crunch. Also party rings, because why the duck not.