Food & Drink #5 Sit the feck down, I need to see the fecking bread cart!

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omg I love this, this needs its own reality show.

It looks like March & April didn’t even provide a head shot for the calendar, their images are like sneak paparazzi shots? Maybe they aren’t aware they’re in it
 
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I'm not RC, but I'd imagine confessing your lustful thoughts about them, to them, would make things somewhat awkward!
 
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Reluctant to correct, recently watched Knives Out. Huge cast, love me a quirky whodunit. It's on Amazon Prime x

It's nearly 4am time to over share, favourite karaoke songs? This is mine, after a couple of glasses of wine and with a couple of friends...

 
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So glad you had a positive c section experience @heretoreaditall2019 and feeding is going well, enjoy the cuddles!

@spirals I'm no good at relationship advice but I'm so sorry you are feeling belittled xx

I loved Knives Out! Perfect casting. I haven't done karaoke for a loong time...
 
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It's nearly 4am time to over share, favourite karaoke songs? This is mine, after a couple of glasses of wine and with a couple of friends...

Oh man, I have too many karaoke songs. Get a couple of gins in me and I think I’m bloody Madonna
 
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The one time I did karaoke, my friend and I had only signed up because the bar promised a free drink to every singer. We got about 20 seconds into Lemon Tree before the sound guy turned off the machine - they ended up giving us the free drink on the promise we wouldn’t sing again According to the (very amused) bartender, we’d just staggered about on stage howling into the mic
 
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My favourite karaoke songs are Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now because I have a creepily similar vocal range to Morrissey (must be cursed) and Wuthering Heights because I like to do the dance. After doing WH once I had a woman come up to me, grasp both my hands, and earnestly tell me it was "the best thing she'd ever heard". She had evidently been mesmerised by the dancing because I was just wailing in tuneless falsetto for most of it.

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I would pay to see this.
 
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I haven’t fully caught up but Omg @heretoreaditall2019 congratulations!! What wonderful news

catering job went very well (I think - they all seemed happy but were quite pissed by the time I left ) but I of coursedidn’t get the chance to take any decent pics! Managed to get one of the paloma cocktails, the starter dips (guac and sikil pal with tortilla chips and fridge cold crudités because it was SOO hot) the accoutrements and a crap dark shot of the table. 3 hours from start to finish because I decided to make the tortillas fresh- slight mistake!

now relaxing in my mum’s lovely sunny garden with an iced coffee and fruit danish and feeling very content! not even a Jack Monroe bowl of skip could bring my mood down
 

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