It pretty much does just taste like tea, yeah! Iām here for it, tho.
Yeah weāre
bleeping off to the west coast of Scotland next year, just the two of us, then having a party the next weekend in our home city.
TBH weāre only having the party because my mum was doing a sad face that she wasnāt invited (to a
bleeping elopement!!!) and I really wish we werenāt now. All my friends have been great responding but his have been a nightmare. His niece asked to bring a boyfriend weāve never met despite her entire family being in attendance; his best mate asked if he could bring his two grown up (horrible) sons even tho we invited his mum, dad, both of his brothers
and their wives, and the icing on the cake, another mate texted with āplus one?ā (literally that, no niceties) and then the other day was on Facebook morning about how
tit tinder is and he keeps getting sacked off. Partner had already said yes to a plus one because he wonāt know loads of people so looks like weāre gonna have some random scally bird at our party who we have to feed.
Sorry for that enormous rant and feel free to skip through it just had to get it off my chest haha. This was the
entire reason we wanted to elope. Iām just glad there are no seating plans or favours or speeches or
tit like that. Iād have a breakdown.
@Universal duck me, I love and miss Sayers. Sorry for Greggs blasphemy but their sausage rolls just donāt hold a candle to Sayers.