Folkert Bowler

[emm]

Just leaving it here…

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I swear this must be one of the most embarassing things I’ve seen for a while. Wtf are they thinking. Did they do ANY market research ?

I just cannot believe this is not a joke it's like something from one of those youtube prank channels

 

[CatCafe234]

Omg it actually is! Check out the instagram page, it's so embarrassing

‘You tryna hold this wood?’ as an advertising slogan. I think I just cringed so hard that my stomach folded in on itself.

 

[Kendopixie]

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Just leaving this here.

Oh, and this:

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Oh damn, after that first pic I might have to change my profile pic from one cringey Bowler to the other...

 

[opal73]

Because their parents are like this! Their dad is a MLM juice plus hun and their mum is just indescribable! I do wonder if they’ll ever wake up from all this fake shit

Exactly!

(Read the only two comments, they're well worth it)

 

[sheleg]

Folkert looks like he's permanently chewing turds.

 

[EdwardTattsyrup]

he doesn't look very convinced. he looks more like "yikes where is the next trash can?"

“Folk, if James Corden says no… then it must be really bad.”

 

[missmina]

Imo the reasons he gave for breaking up with his girlfriend seem kind of harsh...

The main reason he gave was feeling lost and like he wasn't evolving as a person, then in his 'I lost myself at uni' video, he says he lost himself by not working out, meditating or eating healthy.

Can't you work out, meditate, eat healthily AND have a partner? Why do you have to break up with someone to do those things?

Yup seems like a him problem which won’t be solved by dumping the gf

 

[GossipGurl69]

why TF would anyone buy TOOTHPICKS that are not just REGULAR ONES FROM THE SUPERMARKET WTF

 

[StatusWoe]

Exactly!

(Read the only two comments, they're well worth it)

I read the comments and loved the one about the pyramids, but can't bring myself to watch more than 2 seconds. I find it cringier than Folk's vlogs because at least Folk has the excuse of being young. Simon Bowler is like a parody of those 1980s yuppie types or a shady corporate boss.

 

[sheleg]

Peak late-stage capitalism!

 

[Lovely_rita]

Good lord if ever there was a way to make your product even LESS appealing

This Is absolutely true. To this day I refuse to watch the Peter Rabbit films because that dickhead voices Peter. I was gutted, I adore Beatrix Potter and her books.

Sorry, nobody asked for that anecdote, but I just really can't stand James Corden.

 

[missmina]

Sure

I swear it’s the dumbest business idea ever

 

[CatCafe234]

Peak late-stage capitalism!

It’s stuff like this that makes me think that societal collapse can’t come soon enough.

 

[Blueglacier]

Literally a joke though. This has got to the late stage capitalism because it's another entire level of shit we don't need

 

[theMoth]

i.e. he says that the relationship affected negatively his masculinity lol

lol what? that's so weird. I can totally see him doing videos on how to date women while also not losing masculinity.

 

[StatusWoe]

"I've never felt so human in my life."

That's funny because you look like a melting cheese. (Him, not you.)

Just stealing this highly accurate comment from gossip guy on the Ruby Granger thread:

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Crying while flexing in the mirror. Oh my god the cringe is real.

Nothing to see here, just crying at my own hotness.

I would rather drink liquified cow anuses and stick biros in my eyes than watch a single second of that gurning baffoon’s Andrew Tate cosplay video. Someone needs to investigate the Bowler parents because they’ve created the most insufferable narcissistic meathead in existence not once but twice.

So just to get this straight...you're saying you *don't* like him??

 

[missmina]

oh dear

Is it aimed at gays?

 

[Linkylu]

“Folk, if James Corden says no… then it must be really bad.”

Folk still trying to make pick’em happen If you look on their insta you can see what a “revelation” James Corden thinks these are, he’s in the box right next to Folk at the stadium, what a not staged at all surprise! #holdthiswood

 

[xaannaa]

It definitely is him, I just searched for his ig handle on here and these comments from Jade's thread come up:

Unjaded Jade #3 All about casual magic because her real life is tragic

do we know if she learnt any German at all?

tattle.life

Unjaded Jade #4 Tragic Magic

Did anyone get screenshots of the Switzerland insta stories? I feel like we’re missing the evidence against her. I never thought we’d actually need to prove we saw something with our own eyes but I feel so gaslit by this girl. I don't have my phone near me at the moment to screenshot, but the...

tattle.life

 

[Lola123]

You do have to wonder how the parents can look at that pair and think ‘yup, job well done!’

Because their parents are like this! Their dad is a MLM juice plus hun and their mum is just indescribable! I do wonder if they’ll ever wake up from all this fake shit