CatCafe234
VIP Member
‘We want to revolutionise the way toothpicks are viewed by society’. I was not aware that toothpicks had an image problem? Or that anyone ever really thought about them at all?
- Notice
missmina
VIP Member
I don’t know why I did this to myself but I’ve watched his recent breakup video. He’s a total moron. Absolutely lame shots of recording himself crying and scratching his hair in confusion, more crying, shots of him with toilet paper roll laying in his bed crying and obligatory mention how he really didn’t want to post this video but he did hoping to help someone.
Also he’s such a fucking asshole, that girl definietely dodged a bullet. Seems he broke up with her through text / on phone or sth, next day he saw her at uni and pretended he doesn’t know her and the general impression I got was that he broke up with her because of some stupid reason like he was not evolving as a human or he was too focused on her - as in nothing happened, he was still in love but he HAD to do this (without specifying any reasons) and it was the hardest thing in his life and she was the only person he ever loved but he HAD to bla bla bla.
Also he and Jade are super ugly imo, their face expressions and general stupidity make them punchable.
Also he’s such a fucking asshole, that girl definietely dodged a bullet. Seems he broke up with her through text / on phone or sth, next day he saw her at uni and pretended he doesn’t know her and the general impression I got was that he broke up with her because of some stupid reason like he was not evolving as a human or he was too focused on her - as in nothing happened, he was still in love but he HAD to do this (without specifying any reasons) and it was the hardest thing in his life and she was the only person he ever loved but he HAD to bla bla bla.
Also he and Jade are super ugly imo, their face expressions and general stupidity make them punchable.
linnea
Member
Oh my GOD that was 5 minutes and 2 seconds of pure cringe. What was even the point?! Dude gives rubbing one out to videos of his own face. Poor girl is probably going to look back on that relationship and thank the universe that it didn't last.
"You know it's real when you start changing your background picture and start removing the love heart in their contact name" I cannot deal with this!!
And like, he's the one who did the breaking up and he's making himself out to be the victim. Shut up. Also, I love when people have their first break up and suddenly think they're relationship experts!
"You know it's real when you start changing your background picture and start removing the love heart in their contact name" I cannot deal with this!!
And like, he's the one who did the breaking up and he's making himself out to be the victim. Shut up. Also, I love when people have their first break up and suddenly think they're relationship experts!
anakinskywalkers
Active member
I would rather drink liquified cow anuses and stick biros in my eyes than watch a single second of that gurning baffoon’s Andrew Tate cosplay video. Someone needs to investigate the Bowler parents because they’ve created the most insufferable narcissistic meathead in existence not once but twice.
KawaiiSloth
Chatty Member
Imo the reasons he gave for breaking up with his girlfriend seem kind of harsh...
The main reason he gave was feeling lost and like he wasn't evolving as a person, then in his 'I lost myself at uni' video, he says he lost himself by not working out, meditating or eating healthy.
Can't you work out, meditate, eat healthily AND have a partner? Why do you have to break up with someone to do those things?
The main reason he gave was feeling lost and like he wasn't evolving as a person, then in his 'I lost myself at uni' video, he says he lost himself by not working out, meditating or eating healthy.
Can't you work out, meditate, eat healthily AND have a partner? Why do you have to break up with someone to do those things?
slamvs27
VIP Member
^ Both he and Jade are a menace to society.
He's framing the breakup as a ~life experience~, collecting and forcing them like they're Pokemon or something. It feels even more disingenuous when he pulls out the camera to cry, then edits it all by putting in sad piano music. Then finishes by touching his smarmy lips throughout for no reason.
IDK anyone (who's not a narcissist) who is crying, then decides it's a good idea to pull out their phone and press record. Let alone in public. I'm just laughing from an outsider's point of view: you're walking home from work, you see a kid crying and walking on the street toward you. As you guys near, you're about to ask him he's ok when he suddenly vips out his phone from his pocket, aims it at the front of his face, then continue crying and filming as he walks past you.
"I've never felt so human in my life." That poor, poor girl. That guy is a walking red flag- hopefully she won't encounter another like him again.
He's framing the breakup as a ~life experience~, collecting and forcing them like they're Pokemon or something. It feels even more disingenuous when he pulls out the camera to cry, then edits it all by putting in sad piano music. Then finishes by touching his smarmy lips throughout for no reason.
IDK anyone (who's not a narcissist) who is crying, then decides it's a good idea to pull out their phone and press record. Let alone in public. I'm just laughing from an outsider's point of view: you're walking home from work, you see a kid crying and walking on the street toward you. As you guys near, you're about to ask him he's ok when he suddenly vips out his phone from his pocket, aims it at the front of his face, then continue crying and filming as he walks past you.
"I've never felt so human in my life." That poor, poor girl. That guy is a walking red flag- hopefully she won't encounter another like him again.
Last edited:
overthemoon
New member
What a complete dick. Just droning on and on about himself without any consideration for how his ex-girlfriend feels. Breaking up with her via text and then blanking her the next day was Folkert's own decision. Why is he pitying himself for his own actions without realising how he is mistreating this poor girl?
Also, how can he sit through and edit footage of himself, showing his crappy way of breaking up with someone and think, 'yes, this is a good idea, I'll include that in the video'.
I think he's worse than Jade.
Also, how can he sit through and edit footage of himself, showing his crappy way of breaking up with someone and think, 'yes, this is a good idea, I'll include that in the video'.
I think he's worse than Jade.
theMoth
Chatty Member
"Disclaimer: using this flavor may result in higher sex appeal, no more coffee breath and a line of people wanting to taste your flavor."
Merpedy
VIP Member
The shots of him crying are so funny because they look so fake 
specifically the part where he’s just touching his face in different places while his shoulders shake
and the bit where he’s just walking around at night crying
10/10 for making me laugh so much but man I couldn’t finish the video
specifically the part where he’s just touching his face in different places while his shoulders shake and the bit where he’s just walking around at night crying
10/10 for making me laugh so much but man I couldn’t finish the video
Corona
VIP Member
Omg it actually is! Check out the instagram page, it's so embarrassingWhole family.
What is with the toothpicksis that his “start up”?
slamvs27
VIP Member
CatCafe234
VIP Member
‘Hello dragons, my name’s Folk and I wanted to ask you one question - would you like to hold my wood?’
All five dragons in unison, ‘I’m out’ …
All five dragons in unison, ‘I’m out’ …
Corona
VIP Member
Anyone who walks around with a toothpick in their mouth is an absolute toolAre flavoured toothpicks a thing? Or are they just hoping they will catch on
The flavored toothpicks - Pick'em
Discover our unique, flavorful toothpicks! From peach to mint – ready to let your tastebuds dance?www.pickem.store
I don't think I've ever cringed this much at anything in my entire life... It's also so clearly written by one of the Germans on the team, why would they not make Folk write this? I don't usually like to criticize someone's writing in a foreign language but I'm German too so I feel like I'm allowed to say that in this case lol
About Us
www.pickem.store
edit:
Is their Niklas Jade's Niklas?? The pickem.store ig only follows 7 accounts, presumably their team + KSI and Niklas ig bio links to some sustainability carbon offsetting (?) start up, is that not what Jade's Niklas did?
Attachments
Last edited:
judgingyourlife
Well-known member
He is an absolute psychopath
CatCafe234
VIP Member
I’ve just watched a few minutes of that and I love the pause before he comes on at the start. You just know he was backstage jumping around and air-boxing to psych himself up, like a very, very, very low-rent Tony RobbinsThe Love Island-core music at the start
Also I treated myself to a whizz through Folkert’s video (I’m a glutton for punishment) and why is he constantly scratching his head? He looks like he has nits.