I'm sure jade will manage to surprise us all and come up with worseI swear it’s the dumbest business idea ever
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I'm sure jade will manage to surprise us all and come up with worseI swear it’s the dumbest business idea ever
according to him before meeting his gf he used to work out a lot bc he wanted to be attractive to girls, but once he got one, he stopped exercising bc he achieved one and didn't have to put effort on his image -he phrased it even worse, as if he was talking about animals mating and so onlol what? that's so weird. I can totally see him doing videos on how to date women while also not losing masculinity.
No no you're not hearing them. That's precisely the issue. You need to be thinking about them at all times. Toothpicks should be your new revolutionized way of life!!Or that anyone ever really thought about them at all?
Can't know for sure obviously and it's hard to explain why but it sounds like it was written by someone whose first language is German. The "who can talk for hours on..." sounds like it would work better as a German Relativsatz ("der stundenlang über... reden könnte") and small things like their use of the present continous and "chewing gums". Plus the American spelling makes me think it's not Folkert. But maybe he was trying to be international. Maybe it was collaborative, who knows! Although I am sure the other guys are just as cringeworthy and smug as him.It's so cringeworthy and smug that I wouldn't be surprised if Folkert did in fact write it
if i didn't know folkert and his scam uni gang were behind this i'd assume it was satire lmaoThe whole.thing is like something from a spoof behind the scenes documentary, I am still convinced the whole thing is a joke![]()
Also... how differently can a toothpick be designed?! Surely the shape is pretty standard. I think its hilarious to design something that is just wasteful and to be thrown away pretty much immediately in the age were living in‘We want to revolutionise the way toothpicks are viewed by society’. I was not aware that toothpicks had an image problem? Or that anyone ever really thought about them at all?
The whole.thing is like something from a spoof behind the scenes documentary, I am still convinced the whole thing is a joke‘We want to revolutionise the way toothpicks are viewed by society’. I was not aware that toothpicks had an image problem? Or that anyone ever really thought about them at all?
Pretty sure they’re buying likes on their insta posts. Thousands of likes, hmmmI swear it’s the dumbest business idea ever
I mean they are tools so what can you expectAnyone who walks around with a toothpick in their mouth is an absolute tool
“suddenly you’re the talk of the town” yes definitely, but not in a good wayAlso... how differently can a toothpick be designed?! Surely the shape is pretty standard. I think its hilarious to design something that is just wasteful and to be thrown away pretty much immediately in the age were living in
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The whole.thing is like something from a spoof behind the scenes documentary, I am still convinced the whole thing is a joke![]()
The wood army? The WOOD ARMY??! Imagine thinking that and then posting it.Sure![]()
I hope he stops posting altogether tbhI don't like Folkkert but I do hope he's okay. He's been quiet when he wanted to post more so I hope he's not too unwell