Fathering Autism #83 A tiki bar and “all the things” A maassive hammock held up by string

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Appalled watcher from Eng said:
Just when you thought that back yard couldn't look any worse they go and add that hideous water feature. I am just waiting for some garden gnomes. They really are the most tasteless idiots. And fake waterlilies! All just totally naff.
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SunnyDale said:
Does anyone else think that dang turtle is going to climb his ass to freedom on the waterfall?
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@SunnyDale I borrowed your pond pic for @Appalled watcher from Eng who thought garden gnomes were next to go in their backyard!!
I searched some keywords on Google and ASSa and Big P as garden gnomes popped up!! I fixed their faces and added a phone for Big P, a cup of rum, and a turtle for you!!



 
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MizBeaverhausen

I still don't understand the levels of a member? What makes a VIP, chatty,active etc member? Is it the number of posts?
 
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Jamiebeth

Lesbian gate!
 
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bready

PugliaLiving said:
Yeah, the West Coast has a monopoly on Asian cooking. Each day these idiots reach new levels of stupidity.
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They literally ate in Chinatown when they went to New York. These dumbfucks.

There are a lot of specialty certifications that aren't required for nurses in general, but their hospital may require for them to work in certain departments, get a certain salary, etc. It sounds like she's just renewing those. She's a dummy but she wasn't running around practicing nursing without a license.

Appalled watcher from Eng said:
Just when you thought that back yard couldn't look any worse they go and add that hideous water feature. I am just waiting for some garden gnomes. They really are the most tasteless idiots. And fake waterlilies! All just totally naff.
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Everything they do is hideous, but hush, I love a garden gnome. I have two in my front yard. Their names are David and David, they're a gay couple who sell produce at the local farmers' market. My little niece went through a phase last summer of carrying them around with her every time she visited.
 
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EENER159

I have said this before and i will say it again... FOLDGERS COFFEE AD has lied!!!! It isn't the best thing to wake up to..... IT TATTLE LIFE~ i cant wait to shew my husband off to the Hospital, so i can get on here and see and hear the goings on in the ASS SQAUD~ thank you to everyone for making me smile..
 
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ExposingLiars

I literally swear that A reads here. A couple or three threads back I talked about having a Red-eared slider turtle that was my son’s pet for 25 years until we finally took her to a sanctuary. I said they should take it to a lake and let it go so he/she can bask in the Florida sunshine. At least I finally have to give A credit for doing something right for one of their pets. They need to put a little Yellow Submarine in there to match P’s look of the day.


Looks like A is still trying hard to get that Dunkin Donut sponsorship. Placement is everything!!!


So Crystal saw what they have from exploiting Abbie so now she started a YouTube channel so they can exploit their underage children too. At least her cooking recipes will be so much better and healthier then the crap P prepares. Once again another large meal , but at least healthy. P is in hog heaven lately stuffing her pie hole. I wonder if A told Crystal that he’s sure his leghumper subscribers will rush to subscribe to her channel just like they did for many others (Isaiah, P, Dummer and Kaitlyn etc. etc.

I like a glass of wine with a meal too, but how much do these people drink? I see five bottles in this photo. Certainly a lot of adult beverage drinking at the Massive’s house.

P really has a few screws lose. She has the temperature at 69 degrees (interesting number, Ok I’ll get my mind out of the gutter) then dresses with what it looks to me like leg warmers and a sweatshirt and with her blubber she should even be able to to go nude ( ok scratch that thought). What a waste of electricity, but then again it just Abbie’s money . The kids however are in tank tops. I know it’s a Florida thing as I actually lived there for 3 years, but why do they have to have every place you go into like a freezer?

P hold tight onto that food.. Just another chow down at Mold Mansion.

 
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EENER159


Do Yall think Dunkn will not sponsor them because they are Crappy People, and they dont want to be associated with them.. Sure would be nice if Dunkn would say so, so they will quit pushing the brand....
 
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convert70

SHAYB said:
Thanks. Straight snooze fest. I regret watching it because even on double speed it’s 7 min of my life I can’t get back. That backyard is cluttered and shows they have no class. I love Crystal and Emily though.
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So, so rude. Shjt up Asa and let other people talk!!!
 
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SCCOct66

What will keep Squirt from climbing out of the pond and under the fence, never to be seen again? The pond already looks gross - how long before it's green and stinky?
 
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Broken puzzle

The second time he was vlogging and walked past the bathroom off the kitchen. Abbie had actually gone to the bathroom without help, abd was seated on the toilet with her pants down. He didnt notice editing it and published it. There was no thumbnail and it happened in the new house fairly early on.
 
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Stripe69

Their whole life revolves around eating and drinking, no wonder they are so fat.

therealamylynn said:
What the hell is on her legs? Are they socks? Leggings? Yoga pants?

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That Maassive bitch has no style or class.
 
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SCCOct66

He is literally ROUND now. Perfectly circular. I predict P&A will both pack on at least 30 pounds before the end of the summer.
 
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bready

EENER159 said:
Do Yall think Dunkn will not sponsor them because they are Crappy People, and they dont want to be associated with them.. Sure would be nice if Dunkn would say so, so they will quit pushing the brand....
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Dunkin is definitely aware of them...they sent the Maasses a bunch of Dunkin swag shortly after they moved into the new house. Dunkin also isn't shy about partnering with social media stars who talk about them...they have the whole Charli D'Amelio partnership, and there is another young woman on TikTok named Christine Snaps who does comedy videos and always gets Dunkin coffee. Dunkin originally sent a swag package to Christine too, and very shortly after that she began creating actual sponsored content for them. So clearly Dunkin notices when influencers are talking about them online, and they move fast to capitalize on those influencers. That means for some reason Dunkin decided specifically NOT to partner with FA.
 
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lizzielou

I’ve been thinking about the maassives kitchen after the really fake extractor moment.

It’s a really badly laid out kitchen.

isnt’t is good kitchen design to have a sort of triangle between the cooker, oven worktop and fridge- i.e your most used area are within easy reach.

currently, p is using the hob, she remembers she’s forgotten the ranch seasoning so she’s got to wobble round the island to the cupboard. Then waddle all the way back. She stirs her ranch seasoning into ‘all the things’ and remembers that also includes cheese, so she has to wobble back round the island to the fridge. Once she has finished her melting pot of ‘all the things’ she needs to get them in the oven. Now she has to manoeuvre herself and a big dish of ‘all the things’ towards the oven. There is nowhere to put down the the dish while you open the door, risking dropping ‘all the things’ on the floor. Once she has managed to open the door, the door is at such a hight that even her tiny chesticles get in the way and she has to smoosh them against the door. This is amongst the cries of ‘are you so excited?!’

no wonder she is exhausted, gives up, and goes to zaxby’s- She’s walked 10 miles making a salad.
 
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