Screenshots and Sarcasm: Mother Teresa wannabe edition
And we are off, at 11 am.
But first, we need to go back 24 hours, for the shopping! Pretty full cart for a COSTCO run. Remember, she needed to go out quickly for more ingredients the next morning. This woman hasn't met a dollar burning a hole in her pocket.
After spreading turkey germs everywhere, because she insists on rinsing off the free Butcher Box turkeys left out in a tote full of melted ice (Yeah for the e coli!) Peep a look at the Aunt Bea hairstyle from the back.
Can't forget the heavy whipping cream!
Alert the press! Cilly knows what FRESH GREEN BEANS are! (Her family had to enjoy green beans from a can on Thanksgiving.) It seems the missing ingredient is her all too important shredded cheese. Is it really a Cilly meal without shredded cheese?
Just when I thought I couldn't snark anymore about her heart attack mac-n-cheese, she goes and does this! What I know as part Italian and my full Italian grandmother's teachings, you never add dry pasta to unboiled water. You wait for a rolling boil! All you have done here is make mushy macaroni. Peep the other Cilly Shit and Things
unique Pinterest idea for Christmas potpourri on the stove next to the pots.
Does she put cream cheese in her mac-n-cheese? If not, what is this white stuff in the mushy macaroni?
And here we see the white carbs that are a must have in any Cilly meal.
Four hours later, and it looks like the stuffing is done. This looks ¾ sausage, ¼ pre-made bread crumbs with some flecks of celery. Oh wait, this is fueled by Dunkin! I noticed she isn't getting that oversized, extra caramel and sugar iced coffee in awhile. Cutting back on the calories Cilly?
Time to cook the green beans. I am not 100% sure, but is the bacon already added? Well, we at least know she can cook a green vegetable.
This is all we get to see of Cilly's mom. Relegated to another room rolling utensils in napkins and then putting them in plastic wrap.
She's so excited! She hopes to feed at least 60 people with this meal. She reminds us again she did not do it for the accolades. (Then why is it being talked about on
ALL OF YOUR DAMN SOCIAL MEDIA CHANNELS!) be like Cilly, do something for someone else. Is this how I look like Mother Teresa and banish any negative comments about (S)LimeLife, the travel out of state to party without a mask, etc?
Time to package the individual meals. Raise your hand if you think all this food just sat out while they set up the packaging line?
even from a distance, her mac-n-cheese looks congealed and cheese covered.
As we know from the charred turkeys in yesterday's vlog, this turkey looks dry and blah!
I wonder how many times they had to shoo Abbie away from the food. She can be seen wandering in the background. No TV or iPad to keep her occupied.
I didn't get the time stamp for the girls, but It was 4:50 pm. So, now we have had this food sitting out for three to four hours? I bet the Health Department would beg to differ if this food is safe. Why not leave Abbie home with Candy? Why take her out to hand out the food? Did she just sit in the car and rock?
This is the only screenshot I took when they delivered these meals. I think the intent was good. But the plan was poorly executed. I didn't think it was right to show any of the people they encountered.
No idea what time this was filmed. Oh look, her hair is not so tidy and she looks exhausted. Time for the leghumpers to lap them with praise about what good humans they are! They obviously didn't get enough praise in all the other posts they made! But remember they
didn't did this for the praise, new subscriber reach and drown out any criticisms that are coming up again.
So many health code violations, although I didn't see her swipe her nose once! It is a record! No hair nets, dirty ball caps on Ass and Becca's boyfriend (I think), food temperature was not maintained, and no permit to do this. One can hope the powers that be see this...
Jamie's comment to Kay...
gets what 
