They sway as if they've been at sea for seven months and have just made it to dry land.Is it me or does both Asswipe and Izzy sway/rock when they talk standing up? Like in the kitchen, or is is just Asswipe swaying the camera?
I think Pig and Abbie were both swim/walking... or they were "swimming" sort of... Pig does the swimming thing when she wants the humpties to think she is excersizing.Hello AssA! Big P is not swimming the breast stroke. She might be trying to swim the freestyle since she is pulling her body with her arms. I don’t really see her kicking her redwoods and feet though. She could benefit from a swimming kickboard to give those legs some exercise. That would be a great birthday present. And maybe a pool noodle for under her belly. Abbie likes splashing and could use a kickboard to propel herself down the pool, too. Good mother/daughter workout.
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Can you imagine how filthy her brushes are after six years? Because we all know she’s not washing them!View attachment 2955352another slimelife email from pig
Sweet Cilla's doing laps????Anyone notice the state of the Abbie's hands? Imagine the rest of her!!
The sad thing is, AssA would be the one saddled with giving her the shots, whether diabetic or weight loss drugs or both. She’ll sit there and wince, squeal and have the vapors.Sweet Cilla's doing laps????
Maybe she is doing the ozempic after all...the protein drink...insisting she's down 72 lbs...now the laps....
Now, THAT would be vlog worthyThe sad thing is, AssA would be the one saddled with giving her the shots, whether diabetic or weight loss drugs or both. She’ll sit there and wince, squeal and have the vapors.
lol. “The vapors”! Yeah, she has the vapors all right. Only they stink.The sad thing is, AssA would be the one saddled with giving her the shots, whether diabetic or weight loss drugs or both. She’ll sit there and wince, squeal and have the vapors.
If only she put in 10% of that due diligence toward her daughters cleanliness.Twatty has been so full of herself lately. She thinks she's some kind of Thexth Kitten
I've often wondered how they go to bed without showering. I will not go to bed without a shower even if I had one in the morning. So yes, I can just imagine the reeklol. “The vapors”! Yeah, she has the vapors all right. Only they stink.
I’ve kinda wondered before when they took these marvelous RV trips how everyone showered. Do they just kinda wash up with a wash cloth at the sink? The “privates” and “pits”, or stay overnight at a motel for a shower?, shower at the camping facilities? Cause the two tons of funnsters aren’t going to fit into those tiny showers and certainly can’t get in there with Abbie. I’m thinking these hambeasts most likely smell to hog heaven by the end of the road trip. No way the under carriage on any of them gets sparking clean. I’ll bet the poor folk who end up near them in restaurants clear out quickly due to the stench. Oh the odorous thought of it all. Smell ya later, Beasts!
Yup I have said that all along.Sweet Cilla's doing laps????
Maybe she is doing the ozempic after all...the protein drink...insisting she's down 72 lbs...now the laps....
All of that and I've read that the medication is not recommended after bariatric surgery!If she is on this medication, she CAN'T eat those fried/greasy/sugary/alcohol foods or drinks, she will be...trust that!! I was on it and you CAN NOT eat that way (plus I couldn't tolerate it). Everyone I know, taking this medication and can tolerate it, CAN NOT eat this way, they will and do get sick. It forces you to change what and how eat eat and drink, it would be hilarious to see her in one of her lives, grabbing for the nearest trash can!! LOL
She was attempting the free style. Almost showing off I feel lol. But because she's naturally buoyant, she'll float along and the disproportionate arms do not really propel her forward. That said, it's good she's moving and hope it's not just for the camera.Hello AssA! Big P is not swimming the breast stroke. She might be trying to swim the freestyle since she is pulling her body with her arms. I don’t really see her kicking her redwoods and feet though. She could benefit from a swimming kickboard to give those legs some exercise. That would be a great birthday present. And maybe a pool noodle for under her belly. Abbie likes splashing and could use a kickboard to propel herself down the pool, too. Good mother/daughter workout.
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Everything they do is for the camera.She was attempting the free style. Almost showing off I feel lol. But because she's naturally buoyant, she'll float along and the disproportionate arms do not really propel her forward. That said, it's good she's moving and hope it's not just for the camera.
A stingray is too graceful and slim... how about a cross between a stingray and a swimming manatee?I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out what Pig’s batwing fins reminded me of while she parted the sea of the cement pond. Even though she was heaving those redwood branches out of the water the best she could, the wing fins never fully emerged. I was feeling like a stingray was suitable…she could spread those wings out and glide through the water…but there is the gunt. So no..I’m stumped. A giant jelly fish is the next best sea creature that comes to mind. Oh whale. Happy Saturday, Tattlers.
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A manatee!! Yes! Look at those arms on that gentle giant. They are almost identical to Pig’s upper stumps. Fantastic KateK!A stingray is too graceful and slim... how about a cross between a stingray and a swimming manatee?
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