Fathering Autism #169 Off gallivanting living the life fat little tubby and his porcine wife

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Disgusting is too kind! She says chop everything up the same size but then throws in giant size rings of onions…opens an oil based jar of jarred chili spice and plops in two heaping tablespoons without even stirring it or tasting how hot it is…shakes on oodles of everything but the bagel seasoning because she’s a chef! Ugh wouldn’t touch that concoction. Hot mess express but she said she’s cute so there’s that!
 
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I live in a huge SEC university town. The college girls.....sexy everything....
 
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Oh and how did I forget the feta cheese she literally puts on everything…vulgar mix of ingredients.
 
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.. Depends on if they are 18 and in college (uni.) College girls (20s and such) go for the sexy stuff. 18 yos in highschool not as much. Though when I was in highschool some teens still did. And I am from the bible belt lol (for none staters that is an area, generally through the middle of the country, that is historically hyper religious and conservative ... example liquor stores still closed on Sundays in the entire state, you can't buy pornography either... though internet kinda voids that one.. loads of "morality" laws.)

So nah wouldn't say people are more uptight here at all.

Though lets not give the Maasholes the idea to dress Abbie up as a sexy chicken or something. I am sure it is coming. They need those views. They are far past the Abbie is a cute little girl stage. They are just milking that as much as they can before fully leaning into the adult Abigail phase. They are already, suddenly, okay with showing off her undercloths and pulling her shirts to drape off her shoulder.... because she is a typical teen.
 
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When he makes her use her device it gives off, we need to let the world know she’s special needs and everyone should cater to her “learning” how to use her device. He’s acting and pretends she uses her device regularly yet she rarely knows what to click on it.

They are lucky they have holidays to give them content, otherwise they would have nothing right now.

To comment on the restaurant….
Her and Ass are so easily entertained and amused by mediocre shit.

Should they even be blowing money right now? It’s tax time and if their taxes aren’t included in their mortgage they are looking at an 11k bill.
 
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I totally agree. She has no idea what Halloween is and to dress her up and March her up and down the street demanding her hit the proper buttons on her iPad, all the while in hopes of getting noticed is very sad! She would have been happy to just stay home and comfy, maybe giving out candy but she did not need to go out all dressed up in that ridiculous outfit. I felt bad for her too.
 
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A sexy chicken My first thought went to Miss Prissy, Foghorn Leghorn's wanton paramour

 
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Congratulations!!
 
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So what was the Pig crying about this time? Supposely? I can’t bear to watch these two hambeasts’ vlogs. And what….in her opinion was the biggest thing?
 
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Oh but Abby will be starting a new job in a warehouse, because working around heavy machinery is such a good fit for her
 
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I think I missed a chapter. I wonder if this is paid off. The boy is making scraps at his new job. Payment/gas/insurance…..

 
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Those Beasts are immune, look how unsanitary they are in their own kitchen. The lack of hand washing, amount of snout rubbing and cross contamination of utelsils and filthy fingers is bad enough, but brushing Abbie's hair in the kitchen is repulsive.
 
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Asa acts like a crazy fool when he is with Abbie around other people who don't know them. The frantic prompts and demands to show the world what his Sweet Girl can do on her iPad. Meanwhile, those watching are sitting there wondering WTF is happening. Maybe the neighbors are use to this Halloween drill and smile and mutter to themselves about the weirdness of all of it. I don't see any of them jumping up to greet them as if they're celebrities which is what Asa wants more than anything. He wants the recognition he has brought Abbie to this level of being able to walk up to strangers and say thank you and then bark out multiple orders. Meanwhile Abbie is drugged to the gills and confused and disinterested in this activity. I do like seeing Asa act all weird around his neighbors. He is the most awkward person and doesn't have the social skills to just act normal. I would love for someone to have taken video of Asa and Abbie walking down the street together and I wish someone would get a picture or video of Asa standing next to a normal height man. I just want to see how short he really is in real life. I think he purposely avoids this because it would hurt his ego.

BTW, that yard they went to was atrocious. It was filled with so much crap.

I drive by this house in Washington DC every day on my way home from work. There is a 20 foot skeleton in the front yard. I can't imagine the cost for all of this over the years. There are some serious decorations on my drive but this one is the weirdest one.

 
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I’m waiting for them to buy one of thise cheese bowls. You know they want to.
If they do, does Tattle allow us to wager bets on how quickly the cheese disappears?
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Here's a group photo of the Slimelife Simps. Tubby's hat is adding extra inches to his height and I wouldn't be shocked if he went on his tippy toes.

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