Fathering Autism #156 Scamming the Feds and Humpers too. Karma’s a B@#$h, She’s Coming For You!

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Angry Elf causally spilling the tea. Poor Pig's dreams of being super Auntie and Uncle Ass' attempt to rope in more caretakers to Team Abbie backfired when their happiness came first. Good for them to ✌out and put their families needs over the social media sensations.
I have a feeling that maybe Emily is referring to her dad and Donna in struggling with their decision. He did seem to enjoy his granddaughters. My opinion is that A&P don’t care one way or another if Emily and Crystal left or what their reasons were. I believe A knew that they did not want to do much with them or their bullshit.
 
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Can you even imagine being enticed into buying skin care or makeup from someone who looks like this? I’m not even talking about her weight…just look at this application of face cream…the unprofessional tutorial…the inability to pronounce words correctly…the smug attitude and pretentiousness…I can’t believe people fall for this!
I think the biggest thing that annoys me when she gets in front of the camera trying to sell her tit is not her lisp or her weight……it’s her lack of professionalism. She never seems prepared, she doesn’t seem to know her products, she is always looking for something or lost something. It’s maddening that as a viewer you are watching this idiot looking around for crap while you are waiting for her. “Get your tit together Carol Pig!”
 
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I think the biggest thing that annoys me when she gets in front of the camera trying to sell her tit is not her lisp or her weight……it’s her lack of professionalism. She never seems prepared, she doesn’t seem to know her products, she is always looking for something or lost something. It’s maddening that as a viewer you are watching this idiot looking around for crap while you are waiting for her. “Get your tit together Carol Pig!”
I'd love to know what the Angry Elf thought about the Canadians fraud vlog.
 
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I think that is exactly what happened. I think she told him how she felt and she did not want him filming in her home anymore or filming her children. Good for her if she did. I hope her and Crystal have a wonderful life in Oregon, far far away from the garbage family in FL.
So was the last sighting the cousin’s birthday party? They seemed cool then, well maybe they were tolerating each other but Assa did record the party.

 
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I think the biggest thing that annoys me when she gets in front of the camera trying to sell her tit is not her lisp or her weight……it’s her lack of professionalism. She never seems prepared, she doesn’t seem to know her products, she is always looking for something or lost something. It’s maddening that as a viewer you are watching this idiot looking around for crap while you are waiting for her. “Get your tit together Carol Pig!”
I hate the part where she BEGS...but tries to make it sound like it's helping Abs or that the customers will really benefit from this crap
 
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I remember Emily and Crystal plus girls at A&Ps sitting on the couch, looking uncomfortable, both physically and mentally, for probably Bruce’s birthday. That was the last video I remember seeing them in. I looked recently and couldn’t find it.
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So was the last sighting the cousin’s birthday party? They seemed cool then, well maybe they were tolerating each other but Assa did record the party.

Abbie came into where the girls were watching the movie and immediately started honking.
 
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I remember Emily and Crystal plus girls at A&Ps sitting on the couch, looking uncomfortable, both physically and mentally, for probably Bruce’s birthday. That was the last video I remember seeing them in. I looked recently and couldn’t find it.
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Abbie came into where the girls were watching the movie and immediately started honking.
I cant remember if this is the same VLOG where Abbie sat by Crystal and was trying to lay on her..and Crystal seemed VERY uncomfortable and was trying with all her might to keep Abbie off her.

I dont think Asshat should have let Abbie go sit by the little girls unescorted..she was probably in there to get whatever food they were having..and she was loudly honking while trying to watch the movie...Asshat is so entitled and thinks everything is about Abbie.
 
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I cant remember if this is the same VLOG where Abbie sat by Crystal and was trying to lay on her..and Crystal seemed VERY uncomfortable and was trying with all her might to keep Abbie off her.

I dont think Asshat should have let Abbie go sit by the little girls unescorted..she was probably in there to get whatever food they were having..and she was loudly honking while trying to watch the movie...Asshat is so entitled and thinks everything is about Abbie.
They really need to enforce boundaries with Abbie and other people/kids. I do remember it seemed the little girls were uncomfortable at times. No different than with any other toddler (which mentally is what Abbie is) you tell them no and redirect them. It’s called parenting and they should get a clue.
 
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I cant remember if this is the same VLOG where Abbie sat by Crystal and was trying to lay on her..and Crystal seemed VERY uncomfortable and was trying with all her might to keep Abbie off her.

I dont think Asshat should have let Abbie go sit by the little girls unescorted..she was probably in there to get whatever food they were having..and she was loudly honking while trying to watch the movie...Asshat is so entitled and thinks everything is about Abbie.
I think it is that vlog. Wondering if they deleted it.
 
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I think it is that vlog. Wondering if they deleted it.
Do you know around when this would be? Like within the past year?
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Holy crap guys, I just watched the Canadian’s vlog this morning. I didn’t know about it til then. Hell yes!
I can’t believe they are so scummy that they will risk everything they have for $800 a month. $800 more a month would change my life… but that is barely anything to them. All they are doing is pulling away funds from people who need it. Seriously… does $800 a month even cover a month of zaxbys for them?
 
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I have a feeling that maybe Emily is referring to her dad and Donna in struggling with their decision. He did seem to enjoy his granddaughters. My opinion is that A&P don’t care one way or another if Emily and Crystal left or what their reasons were. I believe A knew that they did not want to do much with them or their bullshit.
I agree, I think A&P were over them way before they decided to leave. I also don't think Emily would have had much to say regarding "privacy" for Abbie...the privacy that she is an expert in is of the data security type, not the allowing-your-daughter-some-dignity type.
 
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I have a feeling that maybe Emily is referring to her dad and Donna in struggling with their decision. He did seem to enjoy his granddaughters. My opinion is that A&P don’t care one way or another if Emily and Crystal left or what their reasons were. I believe A knew that they did not want to do much with them or their bullshit.
Considering that Boy Wonder had never met Emily until she moved to Jacksonville, she and her family were strangers to the Maassives. With the exception of Bruce being Tubby and Emily's Dad, the two families had zero in common. I think that when they set boundries in terms of not being built in babysitters for Abbie and not being overly welcoming with the Maassives invasive pop ins with a camera in their faces, Tubby and Twatty were miffed. How dare they not want to care for our Autism Princess!!! How can they not be thrilled when we grace them with our presence and share them with our Humpers. What is wrong with them?
 
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Considering that Boy Wonder had never met Emily until she moved to Jacksonville, she and her family were strangers to the Maassives. With the exception of Bruce being Tubby and Emily's Dad, the two families had zero in common. I think that when they set boundries in terms of not being built in babysitters for Abbie and not being overly welcoming with the Maassives invasive pop ins with a camera in their faces, Tubby and Twatty were miffed. How dare they not want to care for our Autism Princess!!! How can they not be thrilled when we grace them with our presence and share them with our Humpers. What is wrong with them?
What gave the idea that they wanted them to babysit? Seems illogical to have random family members watch her if she still wears a diapers. I know the Maasses are huge narcissist but that’s just….

You can’t expect ppl to be okay with changing your daughter. Not only is it invasive but she’s almost an adult so it’s not baby tit.
 
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I have a feeling that maybe Emily is referring to her dad and Donna in struggling with their decision. He did seem to enjoy his granddaughters. My opinion is that A&P don’t care one way or another if Emily and Crystal left or what their reasons were. I believe A knew that they did not want to do much with them or their bullshit.
Me too. Well, kinda. 😂 😂
I don't think they gave a crap what Asa may or may not have thought about their move.
I think they made the move primarily to be near Bruce. Isaiah had no memory of Emily, at age 18 so it isnt like they were close before they arrived in Jax.
However, I don't think they were outraged by Asa and FA and they way they parent Abbie. They knew he was a vlogger well before the move and Im sure they watched at least a few over the years.
Not to mention, Lurch was all gung-ho to be a vlogger, and she and Asa both were begging people to follow her.
I guess my point is, I have nothing against them, but I always wonder why everyone is so enamored with them, lol.
It isnt like they were naively sucked into Asa's orbit.
And personally, as far as parenting goes, I wouldnt give them any awards for that either.
Just my opinion. ( Not directed at you Noir. You know how I love you. 🥰🥰)
 
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Considering that Boy Wonder had never met Emily until she moved to Jacksonville, she and her family were strangers to the Maassives. With the exception of Bruce being Tubby and Emily's Dad, the two families had zero in common. I think that when they set boundries in terms of not being built in babysitters for Abbie and not being overly welcoming with the Maassives invasive pop ins with a camera in their faces, Tubby and Twatty were miffed. How dare they not want to care for our Autism Princess!!! How can they not be thrilled when we grace them with our presence and share them with our Humpers. What is wrong with them?
Also does anyone else remember when one of Ass's big brilliant business ideas was to become a YouTube coach? He was going to parlay the "success" he had giving advice to other autism parents (Lauren Brazee and Kaitlin) on how to exploit their kids...he would find some "customers" (i.e., humpers) who were desperate to follow in his child exploitation footsteps, tell them how to create a "brand" out of their family, and voila! Profit Fir$t!

I think Crystal was meant to be one of his first clients. Around the same time as he came up with this idea, she and Emily visited the Manor (it was before they moved to Florida, I think) and Ass regaled them with tales of how great it was to be a vlogger, how much you could spread "awareness," and how much money you could make. Shortly after, Crystal started the Butch Homemaker channel. I have a feeling she and Emily found out pretty quickly what kind of grifting, clickbaiting, and exploitation is required to build a "following" like A&P have...
 
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What gave the idea that they wanted them to babysit? Seems illogical to have random family members watch her if she still wears a diapers. I know the Maasses are huge narcissist but that’s just….

You can’t expect ppl to be okay with changing your daughter. Not only is it invasive but she’s almost an adult so it’s not baby tit.
Anyone who passes through Mold Manor is a potential babysitter. I really never expected Krash Kylie to be roped in because she gave off "no, not me" vibes. But here we are. That accident was a dream come true for Tubby and Twatty. They now have Kylie as an indentured servant 😂 😂
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Me too. Well, kinda. 😂 😂
I don't think they gave a crap what Asa may or may not have thought about their move.
I think they made the move primarily to be near Bruce. Isaiah had no memory of Emily, at age 18 so it isnt like they were close before they arrived in Jax.
However, I don't think they were outraged by Asa and FA and they way they parent Abbie. They knew he was a vlogger well before the move and Im sure they watched at least a few over the years.
Not to mention, Lurch was all gung-ho to be a vlogger, and she and Asa both were begging people to follow her.
I guess my point is, I have nothing against them, but I always wonder why everyone is so enamored with them, lol.
It isnt like they were naively sucked into Asa's orbit.
And personally, as far as parenting goes, I wouldnt give them any awards for that either.
Just my opinion. ( Not directed at you Noir. You know how I love you. 🥰🥰)
I agree, Angry Elf and Lurch are just as odd as Tubby and Twatty but they are not filthy grifters, as far as we know.
 
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